I_fold08 1 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 My RA's caught me and 6 other people with a bunch of liquor. son of a bitch Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 So like the last bar I was at I was drunk off my ass and there was no bouncer. So I just sttod next to the door asking for Id's.... and phone numbers LOL.. dumb bitchesi did this once. i had so much fun i didnt even drink that night, i just stood there and talking to girls all night and gave the guys they were with a hard time. its amazing how much shit people will take then they think you're the bouncer. even from skinny nonthreatening me. Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 My RA's caught me and 6 other people with a bunch of liquor. son of a bitchthis is the excuse you've been looking for to dropout. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 My RA's caught me and 6 other people with a bunch of liquor. son of a bitchwhat's the fee? Link to post Share on other sites
tbrick412 0 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 RA's? cmon man, get out of those dorms Link to post Share on other sites
DiamondDixie 12 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 After several martinis and a couple of beers last night I decided to play 45 man turbos on Stars. Got into a prop bet with another drunken friend on Skype to see which one of us could call a shove with the worse hand and win. Neither of us won but now any 45 man regs we were playing think we're nuts - I actually called a shove with 7 2 off but was up against 9 9, one of a few bust for calling with trash. Funny thing was I managed 2 wins and actually made a profit. Link to post Share on other sites
PillyPill 0 Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Hello my friend. Been awhile since posted here. UB BJ tourneys are not good for my real life BR when dirnking. Seeyou tomowwow whenI'm hungove Link to post Share on other sites
tbrick412 0 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 ROLL TIDE Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 IM ****ING HAMMERED RIGHT NOW Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 nice king... Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 nice king...how r u not FCP member of the year 2010? I vote for you over mr sparco dinkdonk and gibler Link to post Share on other sites
tbrick412 0 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 bump Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Im drunk and i have to get up in 4 hours to drive 2 hours to a 8 hour seminar which is a lot of hours of SUCK! Link to post Share on other sites
MaxStPolish 4 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Im drunk and i have to get up in 4 hours to drive 2 hours to a 8 hour seminar which is a lot of hours of SUCK!The irony is that this seminar is DUI traffic class. Link to post Share on other sites
babylondonks 5 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 forgot about this thread! Link to post Share on other sites
DiamondDixie 12 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 I'll be posting here later, still sober atm but damn do I need a few strong drinks! DD will then stand for Drunk Dixie. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 The irony is that this seminar is DUI traffic class. lol yeah that comment came off bad. I was sober by the time I had to leave. I wasn't super drunk or anything, just had a couple beers and some champagne. I had an experience a couple years back where I was drunk off my ass and drove home. I was scared shitless because I knew I shouldn't have been driving and I was swerving all over the place. I could have just pulled over but I didn't, I drove all the way home. If there were any cops around I would have been f'ed. I haven't drank then drove since that incident and I hope I never will again.On that note I need a beer. Link to post Share on other sites
MaxStPolish 4 Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 lol yeah that comment came off bad. I was sober by the time I had to leave. I wasn't super drunk or anything, just had a couple beers and some champagne. I had an experience a couple years back where I was drunk off my ass and drove home. I was scared shitless because I knew I shouldn't have been driving and I was swerving all over the place. I could have just pulled over but I didn't, I drove all the way home. If there were any cops around I would have been f'ed. I haven't drank then drove since that incident and I hope I never will again.On that note I need a beer.I was just busting balls But yeah, totally not worth it!!But yeah, mmmmmmmmm beer. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 I decided to go random and pick something I haven't had before. I'm drinking Birra Moretti... some Italian beer... its tasty. Link to post Share on other sites
PillyPill 0 Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 My Ode to this ThreadHere we are dear old friendYou and I drunk againLaughs have been had and and tears have been shedMaybe the whiskey's gone to my headBut if I were gayI would give you my heartAnd if I were gayYou'd be my work of artAnd if I were gayWe would swim in romanceBut I'm not gaySo get your hand out of my pantsIt's not that I don't careI doI just don't see myself in youAnother time, another sceneI'd be right behind youIf you know what I mean'Cause if I were gayI would give you my soulAnd if I were gayI would give you my whole beingAnd if I were gayWe would tear down the wallsBut I'm not gaySo wont you stop cupping my.. handWe've never huggedWe've never kissedI've never been intimate with your fistBut you have opened brand new doorsGet over here and drop your drawers Link to post Share on other sites
DiamondDixie 12 Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Night didn't go as well as I'd hoped, unfortunately I'm still sober as a Baptist preacher on Sunday morning. Well I did have 2 beers so maybe not quite as sober as a Baptist preacher. Link to post Share on other sites
PillyPill 0 Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Night didn't go as well as I'd hoped, unfortunately I'm still sober as a Baptist preacher on Sunday morning. Well I did have 2 beers so maybe not quite as sober as a Baptist preacher.Start drinking with me! Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 I've been sick all week... I have absolutely no voice after yelling at kids all day along with being sick. Beer feel's really good on my throat so I'm getting drunk. I think Jameson might feel even better. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Dear Diary,Tanner told me he hated me today. I really don't know how serious he was but it hurt my feelings. Oh well, tomorrow is a Friday and Jimmie and I are going to play basketball at the gym. That should be fun. I hope I get the ball. I hope I don't get picked on at school tomorrow. I just want them to like me for who I really am. Recess was fun today and it's cool being in square one in four square. Wish recess never ended. It's my favvvvorite. Well that's all I have for now.Love,wsoxxx Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 u ****in weirdo white sox Link to post Share on other sites
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