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LOL good first hand to see when im drunkFull Tilt Poker Game #10482063048: Table White Deer - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:06:13 ET - 2009/02/07Seat 1: bert lee ($180.35)Seat 2: GrimBrimm ($197)Seat 3: BareAce11 ($213.05)Seat 4: The_Tuz ($150)Seat 5: King_Tanner ($100)Seat 6: LaPoCaFlame ($202)Seat 7: myulchee80 ($364.10)Seat 8: zedjr ($224.55)Seat 9: pokeryjj ($121.60)zedjr posts the small blind of $1pokeryjj posts the big blind of $2King_Tanner posts $2The button is in seat #7*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to King_Tanner [Qs Qd]bert lee foldsGrimBrimm foldsBareAce11 foldsbert lee stands upThe_Tuz raises to $8King_Tanner raises to $22LaPoCaFlame foldsmyulchee80 foldszedjr foldspokeryjj foldsThe_Tuz raises to $69King_Tanner raises to $100, and is all inThe_Tuz calls $31King_Tanner shows [Qs Qd]The_Tuz shows [7d 7s]*** FLOP *** [9h 8d 5c]*** TURN *** [9h 8d 5c] [3d]*** RIVER *** [9h 8d 5c 3d] [8s]King_Tanner shows two pair, Queens and EightsThe_Tuz shows two pair, Eights and SevensKing_Tanner wins the pot ($200) with two pair, Queens and Eights*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $203 | Rake $3Board: [9h 8d 5c 3d 8s]Seat 1: bert lee didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: GrimBrimm didn't bet (folded)Seat 3: BareAce11 didn't bet (folded)Seat 4: The_Tuz showed [7d 7s] and lost with two pair, Eights and SevensSeat 5: King_Tanner showed [Qs Qd] and won ($200) with two pair, Queens and EightsSeat 6: LaPoCaFlame didn't bet (folded)Seat 7: myulchee80 (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 8: zedjr (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 9: pokeryjj (big blind) folded before the Flopand if ur looking to play with a drunk guy... ya I pulled a hit and run... got a problem?

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LOL good first hand to see when im drunkFull Tilt Poker Game #10482063048: Table White Deer - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:06:13 ET - 2009/02/07Seat 1: bert lee ($180.35)Seat 2: GrimBrimm ($197)Seat 3: BareAce11 ($213.05)Seat 4: The_Tuz ($150)Seat 5: King_Tanner ($100)Seat 6: LaPoCaFlame ($202)Seat 7: myulchee80 ($364.10)Seat 8: zedjr ($224.55)Seat 9: pokeryjj ($121.60)zedjr posts the small blind of $1pokeryjj posts the big blind of $2King_Tanner posts $2The button is in seat #7*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to King_Tanner [Qs Qd]bert lee foldsGrimBrimm foldsBareAce11 foldsbert lee stands upThe_Tuz raises to $8King_Tanner raises to $22LaPoCaFlame foldsmyulchee80 foldszedjr foldspokeryjj foldsThe_Tuz raises to $69King_Tanner raises to $100, and is all inThe_Tuz calls $31King_Tanner shows [Qs Qd]The_Tuz shows [7d 7s]*** FLOP *** [9h 8d 5c]*** TURN *** [9h 8d 5c] [3d]*** RIVER *** [9h 8d 5c 3d] [8s]King_Tanner shows two pair, Queens and EightsThe_Tuz shows two pair, Eights and SevensKing_Tanner wins the pot ($200) with two pair, Queens and Eights*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $203 | Rake $3Board: [9h 8d 5c 3d 8s]Seat 1: bert lee didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: GrimBrimm didn't bet (folded)Seat 3: BareAce11 didn't bet (folded)Seat 4: The_Tuz showed [7d 7s] and lost with two pair, Eights and SevensSeat 5: King_Tanner showed [Qs Qd] and won ($200) with two pair, Queens and EightsSeat 6: LaPoCaFlame didn't bet (folded)Seat 7: myulchee80 (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 8: zedjr (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 9: pokeryjj (big blind) folded before the Flopand if ur looking to play with a drunk guy... ya I pulled a hit and run... got a problem?
nice, lol.do you usually play that high?
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DRUNK of captain morgan babyplus i just had a chubby chicken with bacon and cheesejelous?? it´s ok , i´d be jelous too
chubby chicken? That some Canadian thing? I'll never admit to being jealous of a canuck
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chubby chicken? That some Canadian thing? I'll never admit to being jealous of a canuck
hahaha do you guys have A&W in usa? they have excellent breakfasts there.... but chubby chickens with bacon and cheese own me, they are delicous!!!!http://www.aw.ca/
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hahaha do you guys have A&W in usa? they have excellent breakfasts there.... but chubby chickens with bacon and cheese own me, they are delicous!!!!http://www.aw.ca/
i go to any mexican restaurant and get a breakfast burrito, and it will own your life. If its in the USA i consider it american..... so MY AMERICAN BURRITO WITH CHORIZO OWN YOUR STUPID CHUBBY CHICKEN
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i go to any mexican restaurant and get a breakfast burrito, and it will own your life. If its in the USA i consider it american..... so MY AMERICAN BURRITO WITH CHORIZO OWN YOUR STUPID CHUBBY CHICKEN
I think we have a classic match up hereBurrito with Chorizo vs a chubby chicken with bacon and cheese....IT´S ON!!!!!
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F.UCK POKERPokerStars Game #24679668704: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2009/02/07 4:05:10 ETTable 'Tiflis' 6-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: bigpit99 ($10.75 in chips) Seat 2: CrookedLink ($20.75 in chips) Seat 3: rmitc207 ($12.55 in chips) Seat 4: Luusercs ($14.55 in chips) Seat 6: jpak15 ($1.30 in chips) rmitc207: posts small blind $0.05Luusercs: posts big blind $0.10oGkuSh818: sits out *** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to CrookedLink [4c 5c]jpak15: calls $0.10bigpit99: calls $0.10CrookedLink: calls $0.10rmitc207: calls $0.05Luusercs: raises $0.30 to $0.40jpak15: calls $0.30bigpit99: calls $0.30CrookedLink: calls $0.30rmitc207: folds *** FLOP *** [4s As 5d]Luusercs: bets $0.60jpak15: folds bigpit99: folds CrookedLink: raises $0.90 to $1.50Luusercs: raises $0.90 to $2.40CrookedLink: raises $17.95 to $20.35 and is all-inLuusercs: calls $11.75 and is all-inUncalled bet ($6.20) returned to CrookedLink*** TURN *** [4s As 5d] [3d]*** RIVER *** [4s As 5d 3d] [Qh]*** SHOW DOWN ***Luusercs: shows [Qs Ad] (two pair, Aces and Queens)CrookedLink: mucks hand Luusercs collected $28.55 from potCrookedLink said, "lol"CrookedLink said, "nh"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $30 | Rake $1.45 Board [4s As 5d 3d Qh]Seat 1: bigpit99 folded on the FlopSeat 2: CrookedLink (button) mucked [4c 5c]Seat 3: rmitc207 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 4: Luusercs (big blind) showed [Qs Ad] and won ($28.55) with two pair, Aces and QueensSeat 6: jpak15 folded on the Flop

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All Mexican food... served in America ruins your life. BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER MOFO
yah i can´t really argue with you there. mexican food really does kick assBut chubby chickens with bacon and cheese is truly amazing, if you ever visit canada, thats gotta be on your to do list
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fCcckckk this shiit im going to sleep.PokerStars Game #24679831682: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/02/07 4:16:24 ETTable 'Bitias' 6-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: AJOVISE ($29.60 in chips) Seat 2: CrookedLink ($26.50 in chips) Seat 3: flv81366me ($59.65 in chips) Seat 4: Zidanegiggs ($10.35 in chips) Seat 5: IMPROVEDYS ($10 in chips) Seat 6: BlueBear ($26.75 in chips) BlueBear: posts small blind $0.10AJOVISE: posts big blind $0.25*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to CrookedLink [Js 9s]CrookedLink: calls $0.25flv81366me: raises $1 to $1.25Zidanegiggs: folds IMPROVEDYS: folds BlueBear: folds AJOVISE: calls $1CrookedLink: calls $1*** FLOP *** [Qd Th 8s]AJOVISE: checks CrookedLink: checks flv81366me: bets $2.75AJOVISE: calls $2.75CrookedLink: raises $4.25 to $7flv81366me: raises $51.40 to $58.40 and is all-inAJOVISE: calls $25.60 and is all-inCrookedLink: calls $18.25 and is all-inUncalled bet ($30.05) returned to flv81366me*** TURN *** [Qd Th 8s] [4d]*** RIVER *** [Qd Th 8s 4d] [Qs]*** SHOW DOWN ***AJOVISE: shows [Jc Ah] (a pair of Queens)flv81366me: shows [8h 8d] (a full house, Eights full of Queens)flv81366me collected $6.20 from side potCrookedLink: mucks hand flv81366me collected $76.60 from main potAJOVISE leaves the table*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $85.80 Main pot $76.60. Side pot $6.20. | Rake $3 Board [Qd Th 8s 4d Qs]Seat 1: AJOVISE (big blind) showed [Jc Ah] and lost with a pair of QueensSeat 2: CrookedLink mucked [Js 9s]Seat 3: flv81366me showed [8h 8d] and won ($82.80) with a full house, Eights full of QueensSeat 4: Zidanegiggs folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: IMPROVEDYS (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: BlueBear (small blind) folded before Flop

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fCcckckk this shiit im going to sleep.PokerStars Game #24679831682: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/02/07 4:16:24 ETTable 'Bitias' 6-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: AJOVISE ($29.60 in chips) Seat 2: CrookedLink ($26.50 in chips) Seat 3: flv81366me ($59.65 in chips) Seat 4: Zidanegiggs ($10.35 in chips) Seat 5: IMPROVEDYS ($10 in chips) Seat 6: BlueBear ($26.75 in chips) BlueBear: posts small blind $0.10AJOVISE: posts big blind $0.25*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to CrookedLink [Js 9s]CrookedLink: calls $0.25flv81366me: raises $1 to $1.25Zidanegiggs: folds IMPROVEDYS: folds BlueBear: folds AJOVISE: calls $1CrookedLink: calls $1*** FLOP *** [Qd Th 8s]AJOVISE: checks CrookedLink: checks flv81366me: bets $2.75AJOVISE: calls $2.75CrookedLink: raises $4.25 to $7flv81366me: raises $51.40 to $58.40 and is all-inAJOVISE: calls $25.60 and is all-inCrookedLink: calls $18.25 and is all-inUncalled bet ($30.05) returned to flv81366me*** TURN *** [Qd Th 8s] [4d]*** RIVER *** [Qd Th 8s 4d] [Qs]*** SHOW DOWN ***AJOVISE: shows [Jc Ah] (a pair of Queens)flv81366me: shows [8h 8d] (a full house, Eights full of Queens)flv81366me collected $6.20 from side potCrookedLink: mucks hand flv81366me collected $76.60 from main potAJOVISE leaves the table*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $85.80 Main pot $76.60. Side pot $6.20. | Rake $3 Board [Qd Th 8s 4d Qs]Seat 1: AJOVISE (big blind) showed [Jc Ah] and lost with a pair of QueensSeat 2: CrookedLink mucked [Js 9s]Seat 3: flv81366me showed [8h 8d] and won ($82.80) with a full house, Eights full of QueensSeat 4: Zidanegiggs folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: IMPROVEDYS (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: BlueBear (small blind) folded before Flop
yah thats shitttty bro, cooler imo. I lost 300$ in a live cash game 2 nights ago ALL to bad beats, shit you not. it was soo ffffing frustrating. i just called it quits and went home.
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yah thats shitttty bro, cooler imo. I lost 300$ in a live cash game 2 nights ago ALL to bad beats, shit you not. it was soo ffffing frustrating. i just called it quits and went home.
nope not a cooler.a bad beat.
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fck sleeping, im just gonna switch to Full Tilt and blame it on the Vicodin tomorrow when I find my account at $0.00
lol yah it´s hard to sleep once you´ve taken a few bad beats late at night. call of duty 4 on xbox live FTW?anyway im off to bed, gl if u play morepeace
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lol yah it´s hard to sleep once you´ve taken a few bad beats late at night. call of duty 4 on xbox live FTW?anyway im off to bed, gl if u play morepeace
hmmm strong possibility.
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hmm maybe cod4 can wait :club: Full Tilt Poker Game #10482836895: Table Faiss (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:30:52 ET - 2009/02/07Seat 1: John_Proctor ($55.75)Seat 2: gremlinsice ($4.85)Seat 3: CroOkeDLiNk ($29.25)Seat 4: CTAPuKuMOPE ($71.65)Seat 5: BE from P ($8.85)Seat 6: Paris I Love U ($57)John_Proctor posts the small blind of $0.10gremlinsice posts the big blind of $0.25The button is in seat #6*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to CroOkeDLiNk [Jd 8s]CroOkeDLiNk raises to $0.50CTAPuKuMOPE raises to $1.85BE from P foldsParis I Love U foldsJohn_Proctor foldsgremlinsice foldsCroOkeDLiNk calls $1.35*** FLOP *** [7d Jh Tc]CroOkeDLiNk checksCTAPuKuMOPE bets $2CroOkeDLiNk calls $2*** TURN *** [7d Jh Tc] [8c]CroOkeDLiNk checksCTAPuKuMOPE bets $5.25CroOkeDLiNk raises to $25.40, and is all inCTAPuKuMOPE calls $20.15CroOkeDLiNk shows [Jd 8s]CTAPuKuMOPE shows [Ac Qc]*** RIVER *** [7d Jh Tc 8c] [7h]CroOkeDLiNk shows two pair, Jacks and EightsCTAPuKuMOPE shows a pair of SevensCroOkeDLiNk wins the pot ($55.95) with two pair, Jacks and Eights*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $58.85 | Rake $2.90Board: [7d Jh Tc 8c 7h]Seat 1: John_Proctor (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 2: gremlinsice (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 3: CroOkeDLiNk showed [Jd 8s] and won ($55.95) with two pair, Jacks and EightsSeat 4: CTAPuKuMOPE showed [Ac Qc] and lost with a pair of SevensSeat 5: BE from P didn't bet (folded)Seat 6: Paris I Love U (button) didn't bet (folded)

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