mclumpo 0 Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 **** that tanner.....PLAY THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I ****ing am.I'm just now realizing that the ****s are gonna be censored.How do I bypass that shit? Link to post Share on other sites
Pack149 0 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I am drunkI just finished examsI have one semester of college leftI am going to make the most of itI am going to Vegas on MondayThat is all Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 yep, im here again sirs and ladies. playin some $5 sngo donkamentwss. drinking of curssssse Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 me again. im more drunk now. coooooomee on now one is durunkin yet??? im gettin readdy to play the $11 5k. Link to post Share on other sites
Pack149 0 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 DrunkNot playingBad ideaBed time Link to post Share on other sites
mark_999 0 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Shizam!!! Starting on some rum and cokes Link to post Share on other sites
mark_999 0 Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Rum and cokes going down smoooooooooooooooth. Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 HEADS UP, RIGHT NOW, WHOS DOWN. PLO, NO LIMIT MCHOLDEM, STEVE7STUD, ANY GAME Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly-Filled Ace 1 Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 tis' drunking, imo. Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 PokerStars Game #22988359607: Tournament #127554994, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/12/16 22:16:02 ETTable '127554994 2' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: mip75 (2930 in chips) Seat 2: gatortom64 (1880 in chips) Seat 4: hbhollace (1865 in chips) Seat 5: glenandkim (1365 in chips) Seat 6: wonderbunns (3360 in chips) Seat 7: tomthrasher (1535 in chips) Seat 8: Slick Jedi (1605 in chips) Seat 9: atlas_afs (1170 in chips) wonderbunns: posts small blind 15tomthrasher: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to gatortom64 [Qh Th]Slick Jedi: folds atlas_afs: folds mip75: folds gatortom64: calls 30hbhollace: folds glenandkim: raises 210 to 240wonderbunns: folds tomthrasher: calls 210gatortom64 said, "By the power of Varkonyi"gatortom64: raises 1640 to 1880 and is all-inJacknJill68 is connected glenandkim: calls 1125 and is all-intomthrasher: folds Uncalled bet (515) returned to gatortom64*** FLOP *** [2h Qc 9h]*** TURN *** [2h Qc 9h] [4d]*** RIVER *** [2h Qc 9h 4d] [As]*** SHOW DOWN ***gatortom64: shows [Qh Th] (a pair of Queens)glenandkim: shows [Jc Js] (a pair of Jacks)glenandkim said, "donk"gatortom64 collected 2985 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2985 | Rake 0 Board [2h Qc 9h 4d As]Seat 1: mip75 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: gatortom64 showed [Qh Th] and won (2985) with a pair of QueensSeat 4: hbhollace folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: glenandkim (button) showed [Jc Js] and lost with a pair of JacksSeat 6: wonderbunns (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: tomthrasher (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: Slick Jedi folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: atlas_afs folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
Ko8e34 0 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 do we need to see this? Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 do we need to see this?Only if I am drunk... Oh wait.. I AM!!! Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 PokerStars Game #22988451107: Tournament #127554994, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/12/16 22:19:44 ETTable '127554994 2' 9-max Seat #8 is the buttonSeat 1: mip75 (2930 in chips) Seat 2: gatortom64 (6550 in chips) Seat 3: JacknJill68 (3105 in chips) Seat 5: mabuse52 (1055 in chips) Seat 6: wonderbunns (3345 in chips) Seat 7: tomthrasher (1265 in chips) Seat 8: Slick Jedi (1560 in chips) Seat 9: Bud7 (1415 in chips) out of hand (moved from another table into small blind)mip75: posts small blind 15gatortom64: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to gatortom64 [5d 6s]JacknJill68: folds mabuse52: folds canagian is connected wonderbunns: folds tomthrasher: calls 30Slick Jedi: folds mip75: folds gatortom64: checks *** FLOP *** [2d Td 9s]gatortom64: checks tomthrasher: checks *** TURN *** [2d Td 9s] [9c]gatortom64: checks tomthrasher: checks *** RIVER *** [2d Td 9s 9c] [Kh]gatortom64: checks tomthrasher: checks *** SHOW DOWN ***gatortom64: shows [5d 6s] (a pair of Nines)tomthrasher: mucks hand gatortom64 collected 75 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 75 | Rake 0 Board [2d Td 9s 9c Kh]Seat 1: mip75 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 2: gatortom64 (big blind) showed [5d 6s] and won (75) with a pair of NinesSeat 3: JacknJill68 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: mabuse52 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: wonderbunns folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: tomthrasher mucked [5c 3c]Seat 8: Slick Jedi (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 do we need to see this?maybe not but the sig and avatar make up for it.plus......he's drunk Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Hi its my birthday... im drunk... about to go to karaoke.my family are kinda weird here is my list of presents.comforter... it has like ugg boot material.... furry i like it.mini samurai sword, my sister was in THailand and got it for me... I'm going to keep it next to my bed and shank people if any robbers want to **** with meI am King cologne by Sean P diddy Combs (I've never worn cologne before)In N Out burger t shirt... coolBiggest ****ing remote control I've ever seenLOL I put comforter on my bed and one of my dog's immediately jumped up and pissed on it... she must like the material or something. Really weird she hasn't pissed in the house in like a year.Also they took me out to dinner at Mexican food restaurant... I love Mexican's and their food so it was awesome. Food + weird presents = success. Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Hi its my birthday... im drunk... about to go to karaoke.my family are kinda weird here is my list of presents.comforter... it has like ugg boot material.... furry i like it.mini samurai sword, my sister was in THailand and got it for me... I'm going to keep it next to my bed and shank people if any robbers want to **** with meI am King cologne by Sean P diddy Combs (I've never worn cologne before)In N Out burger t shirt... coolBiggest ****ing remote control I've ever seenLOL I put comforter on my bed and one of my dog's immediately jumped up and pissed on it... she must like the material or something. Really weird she hasn't pissed in the house in like a year.Also they took me out to dinner at Mexican food restaurant... I love Mexican's and their food so it was awesome. Food + weird presents = success.Happy Birthday!Now......Your sister could have brought you back something nicer from Thailand than a cheap sword. And $100 to anyone who knocks you out of the next tourney.Weeeeeeeeeeeee! Link to post Share on other sites
The Czar 0 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Random note:I'm drunk and almost just started a thread titled: Well: FCP Bob Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Happy Birthday!Now......Your sister could have brought you back something nicer from Thailand than a cheap sword. And $100 to anyone who knocks you out of the next tourney.Weeeeeeeeeeeee!yeah I know I haven't bought her Christmas stuff yet, but she is getting a downgrade this year. I mean its not even a samurai sword its a half samurai sword. I mean if it was a full sword it would be kinda cool I guess, but it just looks like a kinda big steak knife with a weird handle. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I r drunk and at Omaha ft on full tilt sn king_tanner Link to post Share on other sites
PoppinFresh 0 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Oh I think I found the right thread for me!king_tanner I just wanna say taht I have no idea who is in your sig but it is super super hot Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 There is nothing worse than f_ucking assholes playing rock band at the only bar that is crowded on mondays.Stella Artois gives me explosive diarrea. I cant spell diarrea I dont think but I know that it is when a huge amount of watery shit comes out my ass. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 There is nothing worse than f_ucking assholes playing rock band at the only bar that is crowded on mondays.Stella Artois gives me explosive diarrea. I cant spell diarrea I dont think but I know that it is when a huge amount of watery shit comes out my ass.pretty sure there's an H in diarrhea. Yup, there is. Rock bands is sweet, shut your bitch mouth! Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 pretty sure there's an H in diarrhea. Yup, there is. Rock bands is sweet, shut your bitch mouth!OMG NOT AT A BAR WHERE I WANT TO GET DRUNK AND STARE AT WOMEN IT BREAKS MY CONCENTRATION AND I KNEW THERE WAS A H IN IN DIARREA BUT I DIDNT KNOW WHERE IT WENT SO I DECIDED TO ELIMINATE THE H ALTOGETHER Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 OMG NOT AT A BAR WHERE I WANT TO GET DRUNK AND STARE AT WOMEN IT BREAKS MY CONCENTRATION AND I KNEW THERE WAS A H IN IN DIARREA BUT I DIDNT KNOW WHERE IT WENT SO I DECIDED TO ELIMINATE THE H ALTOGETHERFair enough, on all counts. Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 I has the beer hiccups. sigh Link to post Share on other sites
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