donk4life 34 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I was working at a construction site today and a bunch of guys were talking about the strangest places they've had sex.I figure FCP would have some good stories.Some weird places I heard:Cow pastureBaseball bleachersBus on the way back from a football game.McDonalds DrivethruIn a tree? Link to post Share on other sites
IamStewie 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Your moms bumAHA! Come on.... have a sense of humor.... that was funny.I'm a naughty twit! Link to post Share on other sites
copernicus 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Behind an upright piano. I was living for the summer in our fraternity house, my gf was on vacation in Fl, and a cousin from Fl came to visit with a gf of hers. Some of the other houses had parties, so I brought my cousin and her friend to one, and went back to mine, they knew I was being "good" while my gf was away. About an hour later her friend comes back alone, she obviously doesnt give a FF about my being good. She said something to the effect that it was only fair that Fl send someone as a replacement so I wouldnt be lonely. We started making out but I really didnt expect it to go very far.Then I notice my gf's best friend and my roomate walking up the stairs to the house. How the hell would I explain this hot, tanned girl to my gfbf and ultimately my gf?So I drag her into the next room where there was an upright piano against the wall. I pushed it out and we ducked behind it figuring theyd be off to a bedroom soon, but they hung out in the room next door for what seemed like hours. We intially were giggling and goofing on them, but pretty soon it got very erotic and wound up in the full nasty. Keeping it quiet was a challenge! Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Your moms bumAHA! Come on.... have a sense of humor.... that was funny.I'm a naughty twit! Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 With a black chick in the basement of a ghetto baptist church in exchange for a fake gold rope chain. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted July 9, 2008 Author Share Posted July 9, 2008 With a black chick in the basement of a ghetto baptist church in exchange for a fake gold rope chain.Level?With your racist ideologies I just find this very hard to believe. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Level?Yeah. I had her totally convinced it was real gold. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Storage Unit - Like one of those Public Storage places.Camping out the side of a truck - Not weird except literally 30 seconds after we finished an Asian family that was hiking through the woods came down a hill to the river we were parked next to. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Camping out the side of a truck - Not weird except literally 30 seconds after we finished an Asian family that was hiking through the woods came down a hill to the river we were parked next to.That's what you get for not listening to the warning gongs. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris E 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 On one of these in a public park:Then I gave her some candy.What actually happened was me using my charm on an older coworker, and we both decided that was the most convenient place to have sex at 2 in the morning. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted July 9, 2008 Author Share Posted July 9, 2008 One that my girlfriend and I have talked about, but not tried:One of our friends feels really awkward around us, because he used to have a major crush on her, so we like to make out in front of him and it's hillarious. We want to have sex in his front yard right next to his room. We really don't care whether he sees us or not it's just for sheer bragging rights. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 replacement so I wouldnt be lonely. We started making out but I really didnt expect it to go very far.Then I notice my gf's best friend and my roomate walking up the stairs to the house. How the hell would I explain this hot, tanned girl to my gfbf and ultimately my gf?Do you usually look out the window while making out? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 One that my girlfriend and I have talked about, but not tried:One of our friends feels really awkward around us, because he used to have a major crush on her, so we like to make out in front of him and it's hillarious. We want to have sex in his front yard right next to his room. We really don't care whether he sees us or not it's just for sheer bragging rights.Thank goodness I'm not your friend... crap you're mean. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbywithani 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 One that my girlfriend and I have talked about, but not tried:One of our friends feels really awkward around us, because he used to have a major crush on her, so we like to make out in front of him and it's hillarious. We want to have sex in his front yard right next to his room. We really don't care whether he sees us or not it's just for sheer bragging rights. That's foul. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted July 9, 2008 Author Share Posted July 9, 2008 Thank goodness I'm not your friend... crap you're mean.I should have added that he's really cocky and thinks he's the greatest thing known to women.He wears shirts that belong on 5 year olds, and pisses me off alot.So "friend" was the wrong word. I'd say more of "person I play basketball with and dicuss movies with"Edit: And he's also 20 and has dated 2 14 year olds. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbywithani 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 I should have added that he's really cocky and thinks he's the greatest thing known to women.He wears shirts that belong on 5 year olds, and pisses me off alot.So "friend" was the wrong word. I'd say more of "person I play basketball with and dicuss movies with"Edit: And he's also 20 and has dated 2 14 year olds.Oh so he's a douche, well that makes it acceptable. If he had a crush on your girl he probably talks crap about her behind your backs too. Screw on. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Edit: And he's also 20 and has dated 2 14 year olds.judge not, lest ye be judged. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Had a girl bent over the picnic table while my bud was with his girl inside the trailer while camping. He was looking out the window and making strange noises. We were all shitfaced. Earned the nickname Harley Squirell nuts on that trip. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 One that my girlfriend and I have talked about, but not tried:One of our friends feels really awkward around us, because he used to have a major crush on her, so we like to make out in front of him and it's hillarious. We want to have sex in his front yard right next to his room. We really don't care whether he sees us or not it's just for sheer bragging rights.It sounds more like you're marking your territory in front of him. That's not flattering to your character. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 I should have added that he's really cocky and thinks he's the greatest thing known to women.He wears shirts that belong on 5 year olds, and pisses me off alot.So "friend" was the wrong word. I'd say more of "person I play basketball with and dicuss movies with"Edit: And he's also 20 and has dated 2 14 year olds.He's a jerk, but be the more mature person. I say, just don't hang out with him. Link to post Share on other sites
IamStewie 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 It sounds more like you're marking your territory in front of him. That's not flattering to your character.Bingo ! Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Bingo ! who is this?im not sold on this account.in fact, i dislike it entirely. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 in fact, i dislike it entirely.That and its not like there haven't already been Stewie joke accounts. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 lol at all you people going to hell have fun sinners Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 lol at all you people going to hell have fun sinnersQFTin a hot tub with two ugly girls Link to post Share on other sites
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