a__thekevlar__2 0 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 were at sapphires experimenting ways to say no to strippers. Currently were explaining to them that were gay and are just here with friends Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 were at sapphires experimenting ways to say no to strippers. Currently were explaining to them that were gay and are just here with friendsHere's what I say... " No thank you."Or, if I'm feeling saucy " No, I'm not interested in a dance, but thank you" Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Tell them you're English and the exchange rate's confounding you and making your head hurt. This way you can talk with a cool british accent. Link to post Share on other sites
Gaffer 0 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 explain that your still getting over Leprosy ? Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Tell them no, and then ask them if they would like one from you. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 were at sapphires experimenting ways to say no to strippers. Currently were explaining to them that were gay and are just here with friendsUse the term "whore" a lot.Last time we were at Spearmint ... we had just eaten a HUGE buffet and I was stuffed. Stripper after stripper kept coming to our table and sitting in our laps so I finally said "If one more whore sits in my lap..I'm gonna vomit." They apparently don't like to be called whores. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Tell them no, and then ask them if they would like one from you.This made me giggle.Tell them the only money you have on you is pesos. Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 say "sure, what can I get for a dollar?" Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 say "sure, got change for a dollar?" FYP Link to post Share on other sites
copernicus 0 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 If youre going to say no, dont go in the first place....unless you really are gay and just there to hang out with friends. Link to post Share on other sites
BaseJester 1 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 If youre going to say no, dont go in the first place....unless you really are gay and just there to hang out with friends.He'll have to say no to some girls on some propositions or else he's going to be broke in 87 ms.A polite "No, thank you." Or "Maybe anothe time" is just fine. The girls understand that there are different tastes. There's no reason to use a put-down. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 What about when they come up and start a convo, do you let the convo follow it's course until she actually asks if you want the dance, or what? Link to post Share on other sites
a__thekevlar__2 0 Posted July 5, 2008 Author Share Posted July 5, 2008 I have a date with a stripper Sunday afternoon. I'm pretty wasted now, so I think I'll go to bed, lata. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 I have a date with a stripper Sunday afternoon. I'm pretty wasted now, so I think I'll go to bed, lata.I hope you two have a great time. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 I have a date with a stripper Sunday afternoon. I'm pretty wasted now, so I think I'll go to bed, lata.Be sure to tip. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 I hope you two have a great time.There's donk4life in his banana hammock ! ! ! ! Link to post Share on other sites
24fanatics 0 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Make sure you use the c-word a lot. Link to post Share on other sites
KingBriOfLV 0 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Make sure you use the c-word a lot. Pretty funny. Why would u cheap fks go to a strip club if you don't want any lapdances? My GF works in a couple of clubs here in Vegas and if i got a call that some scumbag called her a whore or a kunt if security didn't beat the sh1t out of you before I got there I would crack your skull open and rip your tungue out faster then you could say "oh fk". Remember that next time you think it might be funny to call a dancer any derogatory term in a club in Vegas. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Pretty funny. Why would u cheap fks go to a strip club if you don't want any lapdances? My GF works in a couple of clubs here in Vegas and if i got a call that some scumbag called her a whore or a kunt if security didn't beat the sh1t out of you before I got there I would crack your skull open and rip your tungue out faster then you could say "oh fk". Remember that next time you think it might be funny to call a dancer any derogatory term in a club in Vegas.Just out of curiosity, how many dicks does youre "girlfriend" suck in a week? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Just out of curiosity, how many dicks does youre "girlfriend" suck in a week?That's totes a low blow, dawg.The viral and trust-related backlash is not even a raking concern there, in my opinion. Can you imagine the kind of bullshit you have to deal with when maintaining a relationship with someone who's paid to gyrate in drunk people's faces all day? The emotional volatility has to be back-breaking; the amount of simultaneous ego-deflation and -inflation would be mind-boggling; on one hand you have people sitting there treating them like dogs, acknowledging the hilariousness of the transaction, and basically getting our money's worth, and on the other hand you have lunch-hour-drunks offering up marriage proposals, or buffet coupons in exchange for a make-out session. How could you not be confused about your human worth? So it makes an odd sort of sense to me that the only people who could stand them are national guardists and the types of subsimian rejects who would thinks of themselves as chivalrous badasses for essentially murdering people who got drunk and mistreated someone who they were actively paying to mistreat. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 That's totes a low blow, dawg.The viral and trust-related backlash is not even a raking concern there, in my opinion. Can you imagine the kind of bullshit you have to deal with when maintaining a relationship with someone who's paid to gyrate in drunk people's faces all day? The emotional volatility has to be back-breaking; the amount of simultaneous ego-deflation and -inflation would be mind-boggling; on one hand you have people sitting there treating them like dogs, acknowledging the hilariousness of the transaction, and basically getting our money's worth, and on the other hand you have lunch-hour-drunks offering up marriage proposals, or buffet coupons in exchange for a make-out session. How could you not be confused about your human worth? So it makes an odd sort of sense to me that the only people who could stand them are national guardists and the types of subsimian rejects who would thinks of themselves as chivalrous badasses for essentially murdering people who got drunk and mistreated someone who they were actively paying to mistreat.whoa, thems racing words Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 ? So it makes an odd sort of sense to me that the only people who could stand them are national guardists and the types of subsimian rejects who would thinks of themselves as chivalrous badasses for essentially murdering people who got drunk and mistreated someone who they were actively paying to mistreat.Pimps make more sense to me. For every Nikki/David stripper relationship, there are 20 abusive ones. Link to post Share on other sites
IamStewie 0 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Pretty funny. Why would u cheap fks go to a strip club if you don't want any lapdances? My GF works in a couple of clubs here in Vegas and if i got a call that some scumbag called her a whore or a kunt if security didn't beat the sh1t out of you before I got there I would crack your skull open and rip your tungue out faster then you could say "oh fk". Remember that next time you think it might be funny to call a dancer any derogatory term in a club in Vegas.OOoooo ... big talk from a big man.... sitting there in your chair with Cheetos and Ding Dong wrappers all over the floor.Yes.... big talk.How is "Destiny" these days anyways? Hmmmm?Now shut your filthy mouth before I put a whoopin on ya! Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 SHE'S NOT A DANCER SHE'S JUST THE BARTENDER HOSTESS WAITRESS!!JUST STOP IT GUYS*slowly builds to crying*I HATE MY LIFE!! Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 whoa, thems racing wordsDude, that race totally never happened. You're such a chump. Link to post Share on other sites
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