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Lately anything I say or do makes me a queerbag to you so I'm not surprised. I don't know whats up your ass, but I sure as hell know it's not me anymore!
You need to broaden your horizons, brother. stick it in her ass one time.
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You need to broaden your horizons, brother. stick it in her ass one time.
That's like going into a dark cave alone with no flashlight, and you know the abomidinal snowman resides in there. It's taking that first step is what's the hardest. Oh and plus I was told one time if I went near that area my penis would be sliced into little pieces and fed to a homeless man.
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That's like going into a dark cave alone with no flashlight, and you know the abomidinal snowman resides in there. It's taking that first step is what's the hardest. Oh and plus I was told one time if I went near that area my penis would be sliced into little pieces and fed to a homeless man.
She doesn't know what she's missing. Nothing feels quite as uncomfortably exquisite as a good ass shagging.
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I don't understand the appeal to anal sex.You're having sex with a person's shitter, a place where fecal matter is excreted, a place where bacteria thrives.. And you want to fuck it?Give me the pussy anyday.
How old are you?YonYonson: You're the 'dickless faggot' who refused a blowjob aren't you? I don't know what you're doing calling me gay, you should have killed yourself in shame a long time ago.
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i also refused sex with a drunken midget once too.
Now why would you go and do something crazy like that?
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I just couldn't live with the fact that I'd have a shitdick afterwards.Everytime I'd look at my penis I'd imagine there would be shit on it. I understand that condoms are a neccessity, but I still don't believe I could go through with it. Guess I"m not a real man.
Says who?
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yeah, once.i also refused sex with a drunken midget once too.
I don't even know you anymore.Every time I put you on that pedestal... you go and disappoint me again.You realize you may never have that chance again..... unless you are a carney.
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She doesn't know what she's missing. Nothing feels quite as uncomfortably exquisite as a good ass shagging.
that's a curveball. I always wondered if any women actually enjoyed anal sex.....or if they just did it to please the guy.Guess I have my answer.
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that's a curveball. I always wondered if any women actually enjoyed anal sex.....or if they just did it to please the guy.Guess I have my answer.
oh, they like it. they don't all know they like it, but they like it.
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oh, they like it. they don't all know they like it, but they like it.
When she's yelling "Stop It Hurts!" I like to think she's thinking about John Mellencamp's song "Hurts So Good" and keep chugging along
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When she's yelling "Stop It Hurts!" I like to think she's thinking about John Mellencamp's song "Hurts So Good" and keep chugging along
No means No ... so says my probation officer
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