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You kidding me? I was Jorge Posada!
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I had to wear one and dance around yesterday because my girlfriend is weird.They do not provide the comfort and support I so sorely need.
You are officially on probation.Your man-card is in jeopardy.If there were a big can of beer hovering above your head...it would smash you right now.Men should act like men.
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I had to wear one and dance around yesterday because my girlfriend is weird.They do not provide the comfort and support I so sorely need.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!Guys look ridiculous in thong underwear. Maybe she asked you to do that just to see how far you'd go for the nookie. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahah!
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just imagine chris farley in that snl skit with pat swayze and BAM!
I just want to say one thing. SuitedAces21 is one hell of a dancer, and he's got the sexiest moves I've ever seen.On straight dancing and presentation, ain't no way I'm better than him.
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I just want to say one thing. SuitedAces21 is one hell of a dancer, and he's got the sexiest moves I've ever seen.On straight dancing and penetration, ain't no way I'm better than him.
that's a helluva thing to admit.
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Come on, where are the pics!I've heard about this one style where it is a crocodile with a long snout, you stick your dick into the snout part of the thong and it goes up and down with arousal. Sounds fun. I'd do it only if I got to put it in her butt though.

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Come on, where are the pics!I've heard about this one style where it is a crocodile with a long snout, you stick your dick into the snout part of the thong and it goes up and down with arousal. Sounds fun. I'd do it only if I got to put it in her butt though.
quit lying, fagel.
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I don't understand the appeal to anal sex.You're having sex with a person's shitter, a place where fecal matter is excreted, a place where bacteria thrives.. And you want to fuck it?Give me the pussy anyday.

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I don't understand the appeal to anal sex.You're having sex with a person's shitter, a place where fecal matter is excreted, a place where bacteria thrives.. And you want to fuck it?Give me the pussy anyday.
why do I love a sunset? why does chocolate taste so good? why do I want to totally annihilate a girls anal cavity with my man sausage? some things don't have good explanations but they just are.also, I'd totally rim a hot girl.
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why do I love a sunset? why does chocolate taste so good? why do I want to totally annihilate a girls anal cavity with my man sausage? some things don't have good explanations but they just are.also, I'd totally rim a hot girl.
I just couldn't live with the fact that I'd have a shitdick afterwards.Everytime I'd look at my penis I'd imagine there would be shit on it. I understand that condoms are a neccessity, but I still don't believe I could go through with it. Guess I"m not a real man.
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I don't understand the appeal to anal sex.You're having sex with a person's shitter, a place where fecal matter is excreted, a place where bacteria thrives.. And you want to fuck it?Give me the pussy anyday.
somehow, not wanting to fuck a girl in the ass makes you a queerbag to me.
also, I'd totally rim a hot girl.
I agree.-rimjobber24
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somehow, not wanting to fuck a girl in the ass makes you a queerbag to me.
Lately anything I say or do makes me a queerbag to you so I'm not surprised. I don't know whats up your ass, but I sure as hell know it's not me anymore!
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