Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 the prize, you win it Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Dude, she needs $5 on epassporte so she can play on fcp because her mother is in the hospital. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU!!!!! FOR $5 YOU CAN FIX EVERYTHING!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Yeah right, you'd have sent boobie pics in a heartbeatYeah you're right. For $10 you can see my bubble gum. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 SON OF A BITCH!!!!TEMPORARY NUTS WHY DON'T YOU KNOW CALCULUS???????YELLING!!!!This is my favorite post so far. But I still think you're a douche Sal. We need more quality posters, like Mercury69 and Temporary Nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 But I still think you're a douche Sal.well at least its only you and my mother. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 OK... who read that?All of it... tell the truth. Link to post Share on other sites
Ausdoz 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 im pretty sure this could be true.i know lots of asian girls that yak on like this.There born to be prostitutes, trust me i know i spend most of my free time with them...if i have money of course. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinoChargingYourAss 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Blue says: (11:18:27 AM) first, let me put on my robe and wizard hatBlue says: (11:18:34 AM) that's how i conduct businessBlue says: (11:24:37 AM) call me wizardSeychel lil says: (11:25:01 AM) if you just can help me to vote to the site where im modelingSeychel lil says: (11:25:10 AM) thats ok with meBlue says: (11:25:25 AM) I SAID CALL ME WIZARDSeychel lil says: (11:25:40 AM) Wizard coz you can help me there to win $300 - $500Blue says: (11:25:54 AM) will you share it with me?Seychel lil says: (11:26:10 AM) yes,.. just help me to vote there okBlue says: (11:26:16 AM) whereSeychel lil says: (11:26:32 AM) here Wizard .. http://tinyurl.com/xxxxSeychel lil says: (11:26:52 AM) just fillout there,. then get the voting id codeSeychel lil says: (11:27:10 AM) once you have it,.. look for my name thereBlue says: (11:27:14 AM) but i haven't seen your boobies yetSeychel lil says: (11:27:24 AM) im a model thereSeychel lil says: (11:27:50 AM) just get the voting id code there for you to vote meSeychel lil says: (11:28:02 AM) and you can help me to win there ,..,Blue says: (11:28:10 AM) but wizard wants to see boobiesSeychel lil says: (11:28:32 AM) i dont have any nude pics thereSeychel lil says: (11:28:41 AM) cause im just a model thereSeychel lil says: (11:28:52 AM) just vote me there babeBlue says: (11:29:58 AM) i'll vote for you on there if you send me $5Seychel lil says: (11:30:19 AM) what you meanSeychel lil says: (11:30:22 AM) ?Blue says: (11:30:48 AM) send me $5Seychel lil says: (11:31:00 AM) what?Seychel lil says: (11:31:10 AM) you are just playing with meSeychel lil says: (11:31:20 AM) i thought you will help me nowBlue says: (11:31:24 AM) no, really. I'll do it for $5Seychel lil says: (11:31:54 AM) thanks for the timeSeychel lil says: (11:32:05 AM) my mother is in danger nowSeychel lil says: (11:32:18 AM) and i have no time for gamesBlue says: (11:32:22 AM) ok, have a nice day you dumb fucking trollFuck you man, I don't get enough love? Unless you can perform level 8 penis of the infinite, I'd perform better than some clown in a wizard costume. Link to post Share on other sites
Ausdoz 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Fuck you man, I don't get enough love? Unless you can perform level 8 penis of the infinite, I'd perform better than some clown in a wizard costume.that came across as a very gay,twerpy statement.shame. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Fuck you man, I don't get enough love? Unless you can perform level 8 penis of the infinite, I'd perform better than some clown in a wizard costume.ban. Link to post Share on other sites
drcossack 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 that came across as a very gay,twerpy statement.shame. ban.Hey, don't go hatin' on my joke account.Sure, it's not one of my better ones, but I do what I can damnit! Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 [x] dissapointing thread Link to post Share on other sites
ricardob 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?BritneySpears14: Aight.bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.bloodninja: Me too baby.BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.BritneySpears14: Hey...bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.bloodninja: Baby?-------------------bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.j_gurli3: thats it.bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.--------------BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.eminemBNJA: Oh ****BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.eminemBNJA: Oh ****eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or somethingClassic! Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.Partner8: Who the **** are you?J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:J-Dogg: **** me, **** me.J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment tolast forever.Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. IKiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that formsin your thigh.Partner8: Is that like cancer?J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have thetechnology of chemotherapy.Partner8: Good one romeo.J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you think it must be takingover your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak toyou is like a beautiful japanese haiku.The salmon swim at night.Towards your room.The snow and the moon.Partner8: that was never a haiku.J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex.Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"J-Dogg: So you ready to **** then?Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of myunderwear, and your spent.J-Dogg: ...Partner8: ?J-Dogg: and I'm spent. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Well done Jeffy.I didn't think Marionsauce would've fallen this far. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 Well done Jeffy.I didn't think Marionsauce would've fallen this far.my money is that it was smash Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 my money is that it was smashdont' feel bad about missing the trip, Pupsta's wife is preggo anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 dont' feel bad about missing the trip, Pupsta's wife is preggo anyway.not as of this week, sir.lance dropped in and mentioned she'd squeezed out the lil one Link to post Share on other sites
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