Ausdoz 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 whats the difference between Australian hookers and American hookers?Well speaking only for Sydney.The majority of whores are asians, usually imports and refugees, some dont even know there going to become hookers lol.When you get past these 50%, the hookers are pretty good. Some of them are hot blue eyed blondes that are a bit skanky and some are old fatties. Chuck in a few dirty aboriginal chicks and some islanders in the mix.The escorts tend to be glamours and you'll find a fair bit of lebanese and italian chicks mixed in wit these cute blondes. Much higher standard and always nice.Stay away from the back alleys of the kings cross red light districts, these hookers are the 'nigggers' of the industry. By this i mean there not always what they appear to be. There cheap, sometimes hot and often they get toey and offer themselves for free.The downside: 3 legs. They play the crying game. one word: She males Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Whenever I feel sad, I just stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead.I'm reasonably confident this is a HIMYM quote. If so, then watch out for Ron Mexico. He hates that show. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Well speaking only for Sydney.The majority of whores are asians, usually imports and refugees, some dont even know there going to become hookers lol.When you get past these 50%, the hookers are pretty good. Some of them are hot blue eyed blondes that are a bit skanky and some are old fatties. Chuck in a few dirty aboriginal chicks and some islanders in the mix.The escorts tend to be glamours and you'll find a fair bit of lebanese and italian chicks mixed in wit these cute blondes. Much higher standard and always nice.Stay away from the back alleys of the kings cross red light districts, these hookers are the 'nigggers' of the industry. By this i mean there not always what they appear to be. There cheap, sometimes hot and often they get toey and offer themselves for free.The downside: 3 legs. They play the crying game. one word: She males I am still waiting to hear the downside? Link to post Share on other sites
conor_mw 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 obvvvvvvvvv fly to Amsterdam and hit up the redlights FTW Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 GFE: girlfriend experienceMSOG: multiple shots on goal in one sessionDATY: dine at the y (eat her out)awesome, and awesomer that you know this. Link to post Share on other sites
byaaatch 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 this is one of the greatest topics I have seen on this site. I have gone to a massage parlor once. My friend took me there for my bday. He said he would pay for a beejay and I ended up getting everything. It was good at that point but being super drunk and mr whiggly not working right made it last a bit long. I had an asian chick with some huge fake bombs. The next morning after thinking about what I did I regret it and now so even more its good that I can say I have done it but I would never do it again. I recently got married and my same friend asked if I wanted to do the same thing for bachelor party. I decided against it and just went to the strip bar and a much better time. Link to post Share on other sites
Giggidy 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 MSOG: multiple shots on goal in one sessionDATY: dine at the y (eat her out)Hopefully not in that order... Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Well speaking only for Sydney.The majority of whores are asians, usually imports and refugees, some dont even know there going to become hookers lol.When you get past these 50%, the hookers are pretty good. Some of them are hot blue eyed blondes that are a bit skanky and some are old fatties. Chuck in a few dirty aboriginal chicks and some islanders in the mix.There is absolutely nothing funny about that. Human trafficking is a horrific and despicable crime, there's nothing amusing about young girls being tricked and/or forced into prostitution. I'm not trying to be a Debbie Downer here, I just can't believe you would end that sentence with a 'lol' like it's not a serious, life-ruining problem. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 awesome, and awesomer that you know this.Google is my friend. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 awesome, and awesomer that you know this.highlight, right click, "search google for..."lets not give our lovable brit more credit than she deserves shall we. SHALL WE. Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Don't worry about the hatas, Sacopoo; they're just clinging to a repressive value-system. You've realize that you're economic power and utility can more than capably enticing your attractive, econ-existential inversion into the type of transaction you're looking for. Good.I use Craigslist indiscriminately, sometimes with the aid of review sites or escort.com. Others claim that police use Craigslist for stings, but I've never heard of such a thing. My main concern is pranks; try to keep the whore on the phone as long as possible; amateurs crack and giggle under pressure. (I've done this maybe 5 times, so maybe I'm not the best person to ask.)heheh...you said "aid" Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Be careful with Craigslist...depends where you live. Chicago hooker/Craigslist sting Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 theeroticreview.com FTWDon't be a cheep **** and pay for the membership. Money well spent.Be a good member of the community and post a review.Welcome to the hobby.ORSOIHAVEBEENTOLD Link to post Share on other sites
nhlfan 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 www.erosguide.comGreat for most major cities, have seen girls in Chicago and Detroit, probably have probably seen 10 girls in the past 3 years. They have always been the girl shown in the add, and all but one were AWESOME! Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Google is my friend. highlight, right click, "search google for..."lets not give our lovable brit more credit than she deserves shall we. SHALL WE.DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME. Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Wow talk about one of the best threads ever.Trip reports please. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME.GO ENJOY VISTA. Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 GO ENJOY VISTA.There sure as hell ain't no vista of no views! Link to post Share on other sites
Miguel McHarris 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Ausdoz = cu in 4yrs dan Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I like eating pussy, so what. It gets me offyou've come from eating the vajayjay? WeirdI'm reasonably confident this is a HIMYM quote. If so, then watch out for Ron Mexico. He hates that show.Barney is the only amusing part.Get it right. Link to post Share on other sites
Ausdoz 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Theres a website somewhere where you can get juicy young teenagers.ill find it and get back to you? Link to post Share on other sites
Ausdoz 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Ausdoz = cu in 4yrs danNIGGGA WHAT!? Link to post Share on other sites
owise1 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 If you are worried about police do this. Before discussing anything say you would like to take some nude photographs. Taking nude photos is not illegal, but the police won't be willing to do that. So, if they say no, you say bye bye. If they agree, they are probably not the police. Take a few pictures to make sure. Take care, owise1 Link to post Share on other sites
bobbywithani 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 you've come from eating the vajayjay? WeirdApparently Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 If you are worried about police do this. Before discussing anything say you would like to take some nude photographs. Taking nude photos is not illegal, but the police won't be willing to do that. So, if they say no, you say bye bye. If they agree, they are probably not the police. Take a few pictures to make sure. Take care, owise1I'd imagine most hookers don't want to be photographed either. I don't have anything to really base my statement on though. Link to post Share on other sites
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