DanielNegreanu 141 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Hi Kid Poker...We haven't spoken to each other in quite some time, how you doing ? We watched you bring $1 Million to the table a few weeks ago, at High Stakes Poker, and, we're wondering if you'll help a brother in need ?Playing cards has always been our goal. We have a record, here in our home, showing Stealth at Championship Tournament Poker, on-line. We began on Friday, 1 August 2003, our Very First Event. We made the Last Table, and took 5th Place.We finished our escapade in July 2004, accomplishing a Good Record of Events Entered, versus Last Tables Made. We played in 116 Events, made the last table 47 times. Won a couple, made Top 15, 64% of times played, and thought you could judge, whether we're good for a substantial loan of faith !116 Tables, and 47 times, One of last 10 players, IS HUGE Daniel, and we have the Actual Records, sent by the site. Same 116 Tables - Made 15th Place or Better, 69 times - NOT BAD, for a newcomer to Tournament Poker.We set it aside Daniel, proving to our self, we could compete at Any Level. Sure, cards are lucky for all of us, yet, our record shows Stealth, in the 11 months we competed on-line.Now at 67 years of age, we're ready to compete in High Stakes Poker, Worldwide. Will you lend us enough money to begin our career. Poker is our life Daniel. We're moving to Las Vegas soon.A loan of say $300,000.00 sir, assures us of our entrance, as a Leader in Our Industry. Poker needs to see this Gentleman sir, in All His Glory !Re-paying you is simple. We ARE God's Chosen Son, to Lead throughout the 1000 Years of Peace ! Jesus is due, your help insures you of wealth beyond your wildest dreams, we will be seeing David "Chip" Reese with Our Lord !Love you sir, Help us please. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 does this mean i'm getting the money? Link to post Share on other sites
jcashx36x 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 just...... WOW! Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Dear Stealth,I have great "faith" you will be able to find another means to raise the funds to do God's work on the felt.Yours in Christ,KidPoker. Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Good use of pronouns Link to post Share on other sites
HubDub04 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 LOL beggaraments. Link to post Share on other sites
Sheiky 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Good use of pronounsPretty sure the sender is part of a collective collusion squad Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 This is nearly amazing enough to merit the loan. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Wait...I thought Mr. Zimmerlin was just an off-topic joke account. Link to post Share on other sites
OrzyVibe 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I'm always amazed and a little sickened by how many people come out of the woodwork to solicit money from famous people....I'm sure this isn't the first email/letter you've received like this. Beggars have no shame and neither do the con artists/scumbags. Having a sense of humor about it is probably a very good way to handle it! Too funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Excellent ! Link to post Share on other sites
Jariso13 1 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Dr. Crossack (Scranton) Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 LOL!Did you cut a check for a little extra because he is so nice?That's what I would have done. Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Pretty sure the sender is a Nigerian banker who's client just died in a horrific car crash, has $50,000,000 in a bank account with no surviviors and needs your bank account info.FYP. Link to post Share on other sites
Whatever 1 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 OK if not 300k what about 300 dollars? Surely that letter is worth 300 bucks. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 When did Jerry Yang go broke? Link to post Share on other sites
zander24 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 300 cents imoill donate 15c Link to post Share on other sites
JaNnN 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 haha...just...hidiots Link to post Share on other sites
outsider13 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Hi Kid Poker...We haven't spoken to each other in quite some time, how you doing ? Insert New Jersey accent here. Link to post Share on other sites
StrippersNBlow 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Jesus is due,I thought Jesus won last year. No way he goes back to back with the size of the ME field. Link to post Share on other sites
pocket3s 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I hope to someday be Stealth poker player. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Wow...that's a lot of shit being shoveled in that letter. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 It's gold Jerry, GOLD! Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 It's yang Jerry, YANG! Link to post Share on other sites
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