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Dutch can't claim poverty on this one, either. I know for a fact that his family is absolutely loaded. I think they own a chain of laundries or something..

oh ok cool. call dutch, maybe he can recommend a good place to get some stir fried collie.

Oh My GAWD
Does that mean it was posted somewhere? I don't read this group as frequently as I used to, so if I missed it, could you provide a link? Is DD back on the forum?
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Does that mean it was posted somewhere? I don't read this group as frequently as I used to, so if I missed it, could you provide a link? Is DD back on the forum?
I dont know how to tell you this, it breaks my heart just to type it.DD crashed during the race. He died. He's dead. Guapo committed suicide because of the guilt.I've stepped in and married Guapos wife. I will raise his kids as my own. Their memories will live forever.Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH. Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH. Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH. Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH.
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I dont know how to tell you this, it breaks my heart just to type it.DD crashed during the race. He died. He's dead. Guapo committed suicide because of the guilt.I've stepped in and married Guapos wife. I will raise his kids as my own. Their memories will live forever.Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH. Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH. Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH. Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH.
You better get used to using that big dildo guapo took a picture of one time.
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Does that mean it was posted somewhere? I don't read this group as frequently as I used to, so if I missed it, could you provide a link? Is DD back on the forum?
I'm not sure where to start.Suffice it to say... both were winners.
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"You think I'm not serious.""Terrifically serious. And the stage effects are better than anything George came up with for Doctor Faustus-- those jars of foetuses in that bookcase, that chalice... it's consecrated, of course?"Mordecai nodded."I knew it. And those rings you're wearing today-- Masonic rings?""Of great antiquity." He wiggled his fingers proudly."You put on a grandstand show, Mordecai, but what will you do for an encore?""If it doesn't come off this time, I don't have to worry about encores, you know. The deadline nighs. But it will work, goddamn it! I'm not even worried about that."I shook my head, perplexed. I could not decide if Mordecai had taken himself in with his own splendid charlatanry or if these credos were just a necessary adjunct to the larger deception, a sideshow, as it were. I even began to wonder if, given enough time, he couldn't convert me to his folly-- if not by means of reasoned argument then simply by the sublime example of his deadpan and unremitting earnestness."Why does it seem so ridiculous to you?" Mordecai asked, deadpan, unremitting, earnest.
indeed, mr. disch, indeed.
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As a guy who's never read General and only Gen Po before, this thread blew my mind. All the personalities I got to know of people who rarely post on gen po. I feel like I just discovered America, or something.I read it from beginning to end. wp everyone, wp.

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As a guy who's never read General and only Gen Po before, this thread blew my mind. All the personalities I got to know of people who rarely post on gen po. I feel like I just discovered America, or something.I read it from beginning to end. wp everyone, wp.
off-topic is where the cool kids hang out.welcome to the asylum.
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As a guy who's never read General and only Gen Po before, this thread blew my mind. All the personalities I got to know of people who rarely post on gen po. I feel like I just discovered America, or something.I read it from beginning to end. wp everyone, wp.
It's really too bad your first introduction to offtopic is the greatest thread of all time. It's all down hill from here, buddy, nothing but disappointment ahead of you.
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One day you should learn how to read, the book is vastly superior to the movie.
What I like about the movie, though, is that opening shower scene gives straight guys something to jack off to that one time they get curious, but are too homophobic to just download gay porn like a real man. All joking aside, I've successfully masturbated to dudes in the past, even though without effort I don't find men at all attractive. Call me gay if you want, but I feel this proves that with a little will-power, you can choose, and thus fags are just looking for attention or something.
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What I like about the movie, though, is that opening shower scene gives straight guys something to jack off to that one time they get curious, but are too homophobic to just download gay porn like a real man. All joking aside, I've successfully masturbated to dudes in the past, even though without effort I don't find men at all attractive. Call me gay if you want, but I feel this proves that with a little will-power, you can choose, and thus fags are just looking for attention or something.
Which dudes?
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Patrik Antonius, for one.
He doesnt do anything for me, personally. I mean, I've touched myself to pictures of certain guys, but I've never "gone all the way". Maybe I'll get myself started with a certain someone, but I always, always, switch over to a woman before the end.
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He doesnt do anything for me, personally. I mean, I've touched myself to pictures of certain guys, but I've never "gone all the way". Maybe I'll get myself started with a certain someone, but I always, always, switch over to a woman before the end.
It takes discipline. I probably tried to jack off to a guy every day for a month and a half before I was able to complete without switching to a girl. It was a really proud moment.
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It takes discipline. I probably tried to jack off to a guy every day for a month and a half before I was able to complete without switching to a girl. It was a really proud moment.
Is jerking off to Shemales considered cheating, or just a nice way to transition?
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Is jerking off to Shemales considered cheating, or just a nice way to transition?
Shemales in my opinion are not really a great way to get into it. I think the learning curve is so steep that you're better off just jumping in. On a fag scale of 0-10(9 being sports, 10 being gay), jerking off to a chick is a 1, jerking off to a shemale is a 3 and jerking off to a dude is like a 7-8, depending on how much you like it. So the jump from shemale to male is so giant that there's no point, unless you just really like shemales.
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