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I hate zombies, but since they are so slow they are really more of a nuasance than a global threat.
obviously you're trapped in the 50's zombie archetype. Today's Zombie can run, man, and run FAST.
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obviously you're trapped in the 50's zombie archetype. Today's Zombie can run, man, and run FAST.
this is a well documented problem with the zombie abilities.1968 zombie apocalypse = fun2002 zombie apocalypse = not much fun at all
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obviously you're trapped in the 50's zombie archetype. Today's Zombie can run, man, and run FAST.
Obviously the government has thought of this which is why most of us stupid Americans are fat and can easily be outran by all the pretty fit people.
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Obviously the government has thought of this which is why most of us stupid Americans are fat and can easily be outran by all the pretty fit people.
I wonder if fat american zombies would be slower than their italian counterpart? If so, you think illegal immigration is a problem now, wait until the zombie apocalypse.
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I hate zombies, but since they are so slow they are really more of a nuasance than a global threat.
Zombies are a threat.... even George Bush knows this:
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So fat Americans will be killed by the new fast breed of zombie, while us science-believing, non-smoking, healthy-eating liberals will outrun our fat neighbors and be left to repopulate the world?Cool -- the system works.

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Are you just now hearing about this? It seems to me like I've known this for at least a couple years. It does seem a bit stupid. Let's hope however has the key doesn't get wacked by a nuke.
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I dont know this seems like a wise move to me. What can it hurt? It is like an insurance policy. It will probably end up being totally useless but whatever. Governments do much stupider things all the time and it is nice to see governments showing some foresight on anything (even if it is a bit silly).

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You guys are all kind of wrong.First of all it is a fantastic idea. Second of all, here is its purpose (according to Wikipedia):"The Svalbard Global Seed Vault's mission is to provide a safety net against accidental loss of diversity in traditional genebanks. While the popular press has emphasized its possible utility in the event of a major regional or global catastrophe, it will certainly be more frequently accessed when genebanks lose samples due to mismanagement, accident, equipment failures, funding cuts and natural disasters. Such events occur with some regularity. In recent years, some national genebanks have also been destroyed by war and civil strife. There are some 1,400 crop diversity collections around the world, but many are in politically unstable or environmentally threatened nations."

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You guys are all kind of wrong.First of all it is a fantastic idea. Second of all, here is its purpose (according to Wikipedia):"The Svalbard Global Seed Vault's mission is to provide a safety net against accidental loss of diversity in traditional genebanks. While the popular press has emphasized its possible utility in the event of a major regional or global catastrophe, it will certainly be more frequently accessed when genebanks lose samples due to mismanagement, accident, equipment failures, funding cuts and natural disasters. Such events occur with some regularity. In recent years, some national genebanks have also been destroyed by war and civil strife. There are some 1,400 crop diversity collections around the world, but many are in politically unstable or environmentally threatened nations."
man, zombie spin doctors got to you too. it may already be too late.
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man, zombie spin doctors got to you too. it may already be too late.
I guess they have gotten faster.I'm going to lock my door at night now.Probably should take my dog for walks by the graveyard see if he catcheds a wiff of anything strange going on.Frank Sinatra is buried in the local cemetery, it would be kind of cool if Zombie Frank Sinatra killed you. Better than some random half dead chick
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I guess they have gotten faster.I'm going to lock my door at night now.Probably should take my dog for walks by the graveyard see if he catcheds a wiff of anything strange going on.Frank Sinatra is buried in the local cemetery, it would be kind of cool if Zombie Frank Sinatra killed you. Better than some random half dead chick
The way you can bend any topic into a brag post is really breathtaking.
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I guess they have gotten faster.I'm going to lock my door at night now.Probably should take my dog for walks by the graveyard see if he catcheds a wiff of anything strange going on.Frank Sinatra is buried in the local cemetery, it would be kind of cool if Zombie Frank Sinatra killed you. Better than some random half dead chick
You really live in Cathedral City?
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The way you can bend any topic into a brag post is really breathtaking.
You see a braggert...I see myself as a real life Forrest Gump, stumbling into cool thingsLike Friday, I built and set up a quick change booth for Martin Short to change into Jimminy Glick for an event of sports stars like Charles Barkley ewho was hanging out when I came to strike the set piece.Had no clue who the event was for or who was using it until after I had it designed and bid. Had I known I would have built it a little bigger
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You see a braggert...I see myself as a real life Forrest Gump, stumbling into cool thingsLike Friday, I built and set up a quick change booth for Martin Short to change into Jimminy Glick for an event of sports stars like Charles Barkley ewho was hanging out when I came to strike the set piece.Had no clue who the event was for or who was using it until after I had it designed and bid. Had I known I would have built it a little bigger
I've heard Martin Short is absolutely insufferable to deal with.
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