DrZoidberg 0 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Played a 6-max $5 mtt on stars, I was at this guys table for most of tourney, about 107 hands, he ran 65/8/.9 , total calling station, but the best part was the chat, there where like 2-3 other mildly retarded people hamming it up with this guy, here's some of my favorite hands, unconverted to preserve the priceless chat. I don't think i have to point out who i'm talking about, *** HOLE CARDS ***ron78831: calls 15TheK1ng24: raises 90 to 120ron78831: calls 90*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2100 | Rake 0Board [Kh Jd Ts 6d 7c]Seat 1: Rayvl (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: ron78831 (small blind) mucked [6h Jh]Seat 4: TheK1ng24 (big blind) showed [Ac Qc] and won (2100) with a straight, Ten to AceSeat 5: DrZoidberg14 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: fredmol folded before Flop (didn't bet)ron78831 said, "shoulda known on pokerstars if a flop is like that odds are someone hit" (shoulda known to fold J6 PF, lol)Seat 5: DrZoidberg14 (1015 in chips)Seat 6: fredmol (1740 in chips)*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DrZoidberg14 [Ks 8s]TheK1ng24: calls 30DrZoidberg14: raises 60 to 90ron78831: calls 75TheK1ng24: calls 60*** FLOP *** [4c 9d Qs]ron78831: checksTheK1ng24: checksDrZoidberg14: bets 210ron78831: foldsTheK1ng24: calls 210*** SHOW DOWN ***TheK1ng24: shows [Jd Ts] (high card Queen)DrZoidberg14: shows [Ks 8s] (high card King)DrZoidberg14 collected 720 from potron78831 said, "omg" (he folded his paired 9 on the flop)he catches 2 pair K8 on A8,catches 2 pair, K9 on QQ,catches a Q with Q3 to a large raise, takes out A9ron78831 said, "seems like everyone is pssssed at me LOL"Rayvl said, "well because youre a luckbox"Rayvl said, "who calles with eveyr trash"ron78831 said, "yeah like DR over there heh"Rayvl said, "lol yeah"ron78831 said, "who bet 240 and had nothing"I tightened up and just waited for spots to milk him, with the option to double up if he catches any piece of a flop I catch better at, this happens just before the break, AA in the BB, he calls, another call, i raise and he calls and another call, unsuited orphan flop, I actually worry he might have hit those trips, but hey, if he did oh well, end up taking him allin on the river and he had QQ, weeeeee. He then declares his intention to bust me, which thoroughly enjoy. Just can't wait to get those chips in my stack.ron78831 said, "yeah i fold 56 woulda hit the straight" (omg, terrible fold!)Rayvl said, "haha pathetic"Rayvl said, "he calles every hand"Rayvl said, "every raise"Rayvl said, "every blind"on78831 said, "ok lol K1 had 78 was about the same stop HAtin dude" (doesn't understand the difference between raising 78 and calling with 78)Rayvl said, "well my notice ron is that your noob-callingstation and trashcaller" (true, but don't tell him, he might realize!)ron78831 said, "cant win if you dont play Ray"ron78831 said, "thats why your almost OUT"Pre flopron78831: calls 100TheK1ng24: raises 200 to 300ron78831: calls 200SUMMARYTotal pot 750 | Rake 0Board [8d 6c Js Kd 2d]Seat 2: ron78831 showed [2c 3h] and won (750) with a pair of DeucesSeat 4: TheK1ng24 (button) showed [Ts Ah] and lost with high card AceTheK1ng24: calls 100Tripledub51: raises 100 to 200ron78831: calls 150TheK1ng24: calls 100*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1500 | Rake 0Board [4h 8h 2c Jd 6c]Seat 1: CaDeNLEESCOT (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: ron78831 (small blind) showed [Qh 6h] and won (1500) with a pair of Sixes (but it was s00000ted!!!!!)Seat 3: TomC69 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 4: TheK1ng24 folded on the FlopSeat 5: DrZoidberg14 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Tripledub51 mucked [7d 6d]Tripledub51: raises 150 to 300CaDeNLEESCOT: raises 450 to 750ron78831: raises 4489 to 5239 and is all-inCaDeNLEESCOT: calls 4489CaDeNLEESCOT: shows [6d 6s] (a pair of Sixes)ron78831: shows [Ks Kh] (a pair of Kings)Tripledub51 said, "wow"ron78831 collected 11003 from potTripledub51 said, "i should try that"tough spot against someone playing trash, but his preflop raising range was KK+, poor kid.ron78831 said, "cant believe you called that dude but ty ty ty ty"Seat 2: ron78831 (10178 in chipsSeat 6: Tripledub51 (8675 in chips)CaDeNLEESCOT: posts small blind 75ron78831: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Tripledub51: raises 300 to 450ron78831: raises 750 to 1200 <------(uh oh)Tripledub51: raises 2550 to 3750ron78831: raises 6428 to 10178 and is all-inTripledub51: calls 4925 and is all-inUncalled bet (1503) returned to ron78831*** SHOW DOWN ***ron78831: shows [Ad Ah] (two pair, Aces and Nines)Tripledub51: shows [Qh As] (two pair, Nines and Eights)ron78831 collected 17425 from potWhen i left he was in 3rd of like 400 with about that many chips, every donk has his day i guess, i busted out later shoving my naked AK on the flop, but i think it was worth the price of admission, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
fitzinabox 0 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 it had some potential to be funny if those HH's werent all fked/ Link to post Share on other sites
StupidKid 0 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 IDK if anyone else understands this but....wat Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 IDK if anyone else understands this but....wat Link to post Share on other sites
DrZoidberg 0 Posted May 27, 2008 Author Share Posted May 27, 2008 lolwutsorry i chopped up the HH, i didn't want to post a mile longi guess you just had to be there. Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 lol all the whats were solid gold . hiya dr Zwhat ? Link to post Share on other sites
StrippersNBlow 0 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 ok, i laughed. but i'm drunk. Link to post Share on other sites
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