FileError404 0 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 YO. yous better finish dat story or I pop a cap Link to post Share on other sites
onlyme386 0 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 YO. yous better finish dat story or I pop a cap wtffff, derek wyland is mike the wigga???? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 YO. yous better finish dat story or I pop a cap werd G Link to post Share on other sites
r0llin_game 1 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 and its wednesday Link to post Share on other sites
mr_druid 0 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Tuesday is gone, with the wind.....Tom. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 YO. yous better finish dat story or I pop a cap lolwtffff, derek wyland is mike the wigga????Who knew? Oh, and that picture is 10x scarier blown up like that. That picture would be golden if he forgot to take off his Asst. Mgr Taco Bell name tag .. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 maybe he meant next tuesday.. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Hurry up and finish your story Timmy, you have to finish this one, so you can start the "Saga of Josh the Wigga" after you meet gilbertology in Vegas. Link to post Share on other sites
Big Jono 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 bumpSo was Mikes uncles in the mob and silenced wakefield or what? Link to post Share on other sites
r0llin_game 1 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 bumpSo was Mikes uncles in the mob and silenced wakefield or what?****ing timmy Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 hi!jus to beat out w the ney guyd Link to post Share on other sites
cardcore 0 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 TIMWAKEFIELD FINISH THE GODDAMN STORY **** Link to post Share on other sites
FileError404 0 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Come on! I mean, COME... ON! Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 this thread is the greatest disappointment in FCP history!now and forever! Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Please lock and delete this thread so I stop looking at it every day. It just disappoints me. Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Oh and what a beautiful lobby it was. And I saw Chris Noth about 4 times. And my parents sold the apartment for $1.5 million (in other words, I am sadly no longer there). Hellooooooooooooo to my inheritance though . I'll finish the Mike the Wigga story this weekend, I promise. THAT WAS WEEKS AGO N*GGER! Link to post Share on other sites
r0llin_game 1 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 im about to start sending threating pm's to his inbox. is that healthy? Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted May 28, 2008 Author Share Posted May 28, 2008 LOL you guys are insane! It is all this build up that is making it so hard to finish! Ok I'll do it later tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 LOL you guys are insane! It is all this build up that is making it so hard to finish! Ok I'll do it later tonight. i just had deja vuanyone else? Link to post Share on other sites
r0llin_game 1 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 i just had deja vuanyone else?no but i call bullshit! lol Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 LOL you guys are insane! It is all this build up that is making it so hard to finish! Ok I'll do it later tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted May 28, 2008 Author Share Posted May 28, 2008 So....apparently I'm a jerk for not finishing the story in a timely manner. For that I apologize. Here's part 2 of part 2. And again I apologize for the switches in tense that will likely follow. There isn't too much more to this story, since I only spent a few more hours with them, but they were a pretty good few hours. And by good I mean uncomfortable and aggravating, yet hilarious and entertaining at the same time.So Nicky has his cot, we're watching the Wire, which incidentally is the best show ever, Mike is suggesting that we smoke more bowls (Yo, we gotta smoke another bowl bro, come on you want some whiskey? let's get some whiskey, ok whatever pack that bowl yo I ain't even playin, dude I can't fuckin sleep, cocaine yo), and then after my refusal to wrestle Nicky they kinda settled down - we smoked more pot obviously.Mike finally orders himself a cot too, and Nicky is passing out, after I promised him my phone alarm would wake him up (it didn't). Anyways Mike still can't sleep. I load up AP again since I'm certainly not gonna sleep with these two scumbags in the room. Mike decided to hit up the tv radio. Before I continue here I think I may have left out the sort of general feeling that had come on. While our first day was bizarre and hilarious, the second day was bizarre, hilarious, and reasonably uncomfortable. Mike kept doing this thing where he pretended to threaten to fight me and give me this crazy stare, and then instructed me to ask Nicky to reassure me of how crazy he (Mike) was...at which point Mike would finally break character and tell me that he's just playin and I'm his nigga. Still, it wasn't nearly as funny as Nicky thought it was, and a couple times I had to tell him to stop being an asshole. So long story short - I was pretty fucking mad at the both of them but happy because 1. I was finally doing quite well in Omaha and 2. they had to get up in 2 hours and go to court and I could sleep all day.Anyways like I said before, Mike the wigga couldn't sleep so he hit up the tv. Nicky was full on asleep with the lights out and everything at this point, and Mike starts flipping around trying to find music. The tv makes this horrible beep every time you access a different thing (other than just changing channels), and he's beeping away like a motherfucker. Finally he puts on some music, lays back down. Few minutes later he gets back up and starts flipping around again looking for different music. BEEEP BEEEP (random quiet hip hop for 30 seconds) BEEP BEEP BEEEEEP. Nicky has been awake since beep #1 and finally starts yelling at Mike."Are you fucking serious dude? For real, are you fucking serious?""What,how is this too loud? I can barely hear it, go to sleep dumb fuck.""Are you fucking kidding me. Dude you're making so much noise, I'm fucking serious dude, don't fuck with me."[Music plays quietly.] 5 minutes later:"Yo Nicky, is this too loud for you? Nicky you fucking awake? Is this ok? Is this too loud?""Dude you're a fucking asshole, I'm not kidding, that shit isn't funny.""Bro, I was barely making any noise."[Nicky, pushed to the brink and also super-tired, is nearly at a loss for words] "Just fuck you. Alex [me], how much noise was he making?""Uhhh, I mean he was making a lot of noise. I'm not trying to sleep though, I don't give a shit, leave me out of this." At this point I thought it was kind of likely they were gonna get in a fight, and I would call the operator and tell her there were some dumb fucks in my room who weren't guests and I want them out, and then I'd get to see the ol' walk of shame as security escorted them out to sleep in the car for an hour. Sadly, it just went on like that for a few more minutes and then eventually they went to sleep and I played poker for about 2 hours, until my alarm (finally!) went off and I could kick them out.Nicky had made me promise I would wake him up if my alarm didnt - he was pretty serious about this court date.Cellphone: [Really loud and cheesy song that I have as alarm]Nicky: zzzzMe: Yo, you got court, wake up. [kicks him]Nicky: zzzzzz Ok[15 minutes later]Me: You have court in like 15 minutes, you should go.Nicky: zzzzzzzzzzzz Ok I'm up, chill.[10 minutes later]Me: Um you have court in 5 minutes, you should go.Nicky: Bro, shut the fuck up, for real, I'm gonna go, I'll be late it's all good.[10 minutes later]Nicky: [frantically getting dressed and running out the door] Mike, wake the fuck up, we gotta go NOW man. Mike: Nicky: Yo I'll call you after, I'm out. You gotta get up though dude, get the fuck up!Mike:Me: Yeah I also gotta go meet a buddy of mine who's coming in at 10 so I gotta kick you out in like 20 minutes [lie].Mike: Perfect. [falls back asleep]So, that's about it. 20 minutes later I woke him up again and he left to go meet Nicky and I went to sleep. I think that might be why it took me so damn long to finish the story - I wanted it to have an awesome and exciting ending but it didn't really have one. I still have his phone number, and I still wish I'd gotten his myspace. Oh and Nicky said one word in his sleep: Festive. Not like he kept saying it over and over again, he just said it once, very clearly, while him and Mike were both asleep. That's all I got. Link to post Share on other sites
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