Mercury69 3 Posted February 22, 2009 Author Share Posted February 22, 2009 How many mother****ing times is a guy going to hit a set AFTER all the chips are in and I have the better hand when that ****ing well happens?PokerStars Game #25226824868: Tournament #140556182, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2009/02/22 11:03:14 ETTable '140556182 372' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: Juan4421 (9205 in chips) Seat 2: Dangeruss1 (24812 in chips) Seat 3: fededrazen (8690 in chips) Seat 4: xMercury69x (4190 in chips) Seat 5: lonelyraven (12769 in chips) Seat 6: Havlos1 (8053 in chips) Seat 7: kingnads (14180 in chips) Seat 8: Jeremiade (17120 in chips) Seat 9: BorgFish (31293 in chips) Juan4421: posts the ante 25Dangeruss1: posts the ante 25fededrazen: posts the ante 25xMercury69x: posts the ante 25lonelyraven: posts the ante 25Havlos1: posts the ante 25kingnads: posts the ante 25Jeremiade: posts the ante 25BorgFish: posts the ante 25lonelyraven: posts small blind 150Havlos1: posts big blind 300*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to xMercury69x [Js Ac]kingnads: folds Jeremiade: folds BorgFish: raises 560 to 860Juan4421: folds Dangeruss1: folds fededrazen: folds xMercury69x: calls 860lonelyraven: folds Havlos1: folds *** FLOP *** [5c Ad 8c]BorgFish: bets 1300xMercury69x: raises 2005 to 3305 and is all-inBorgFish: calls 2005*** TURN *** [5c Ad 8c] [6h]*** RIVER *** [5c Ad 8c 6h] [3h]*** SHOW DOWN ***BorgFish: shows [6d 6c] (three of a kind, Sixes)xMercury69x: shows [Js Ac] (a pair of Aces)BorgFish collected 9005 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 9005 | Rake 0 Board [5c Ad 8c 6h 3h]Seat 1: Juan4421 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: Dangeruss1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: fededrazen folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: xMercury69x (button) showed [Js Ac] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 5: lonelyraven (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: Havlos1 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: kingnads folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: Jeremiade folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: BorgFish showed [6d 6c] and won (9005) with three of a kind, SixesStupid ****ing **** game Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted March 1, 2009 Author Share Posted March 1, 2009 You stupid cunting game...PokerStars Game #25471262718: Tournament #142279098, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (250/500) - 2009/03/01 0:32:06 ETTable '142279098 236' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: houston1028 (19387 in chips) Seat 2: leloup34 (3185 in chips) Seat 3: xbelieverx (15218 in chips) Seat 4: xMercury69x (11974 in chips) Seat 5: seanerz22 (32210 in chips) Seat 6: Booyaa77 (14214 in chips) Seat 7: dr.hatchet (6410 in chips) Seat 8: zmeyga (16370 in chips) Seat 9: edmanz (5440 in chips) houston1028: posts the ante 60leloup34: posts the ante 60xbelieverx: posts the ante 60xMercury69x: posts the ante 60seanerz22: posts the ante 60Booyaa77: posts the ante 60dr.hatchet: posts the ante 60zmeyga: posts the ante 60edmanz: posts the ante 60xMercury69x: posts small blind 250seanerz22: posts big blind 500*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to xMercury69x [As 5c]Booyaa77: folds dr.hatchet: folds zmeyga: folds edmanz: folds xMercury69x said, "dont steal bish"houston1028: folds leloup34: folds xMercury69x said, "Imma fix you face"xbelieverx: folds xMercury69x: raises 1000 to 1500seanerz22: calls 1000*** FLOP *** [5s 4c 3s]houston1028 said, "who that idiotic baby"xMercury69x: bets 1500seanerz22: raises 1500 to 3000xMercury69x: calls 1500*** TURN *** [5s 4c 3s] [3h]houston1028 said, "he said i tried to steal it"houston1028 said, "if someone try to steal,"xMercury69x: bets 7414 and is all-inseanerz22: calls 7414*** RIVER *** [5s 4c 3s 3h] [Qd]*** SHOW DOWN ***xMercury69x: shows [As 5c] (two pair, Fives and Threes)seanerz22: shows [Qc Ks] (two pair, Queens and Threes)seanerz22 collected 24368 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 24368 | Rake 0 Board [5s 4c 3s 3h Qd]Seat 1: houston1028 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: leloup34 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: xbelieverx (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: xMercury69x (small blind) showed [As 5c] and lost with two pair, Fives and ThreesSeat 5: seanerz22 (big blind) showed [Qc Ks] and won (24368) with two pair, Queens and ThreesSeat 6: Booyaa77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: dr.hatchet folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: zmeyga folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: edmanz folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
cloverstorm 0 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Full Tilt Poker Game #10953043699: $28,000 Guarantee (82290089), Table 62 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:10:13 ET - 2009/03/03Seat 1: cloverstorm (1,890)Seat 2: SHOWMAN2602 (8,935)Seat 3: Speedbump131 (4,625)Seat 4: sharona11 (2,420)Seat 5: Drinking Buddy (2,570)Seat 6: OhanB57 (7,880)Seat 7: suzysuksemdry (4,240)Seat 8: dewyA (1,965)Seat 9: PhilTMcNasty (3,390)SHOWMAN2602 posts the small blind of 50Speedbump131 posts the big blind of 100The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to cloverstorm [Ac Ad]sharona11 foldsDrinking Buddy raises to 300OhanB57 foldssuzysuksemdry foldsdewyA foldsPhilTMcNasty foldscloverstorm has 15 seconds left to actcloverstorm raises to 895SHOWMAN2602 foldsSpeedbump131 foldsDrinking Buddy raises to 2,570, and is all incloverstorm calls 995, and is all inDrinking Buddy shows [Th Td]cloverstorm shows [Ac Ad]Uncalled bet of 680 returned to Drinking Buddy*** FLOP *** [9d 6s 7c]*** TURN *** [9d 6s 7c] [4c]*** RIVER *** [9d 6s 7c 4c] [8d]Drinking Buddy shows a straight, Ten highcloverstorm shows a pair of AcesDrinking Buddy wins the pot (3,930) with a straight, Ten highcloverstorm stands up Link to post Share on other sites
cloverstorm 0 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 PokerStars Game #25583244891: Tournament #145250161, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/03/03 21:20:40 PT [2009/03/04 0:20:40 ET]Table '145250161 4' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: CaptainCoolZ (7535 in chips) Seat 2: babybounet (3058 in chips) Seat 3: poty2006 (1450 in chips) Seat 4: whiteyslacks (2480 in chips) Seat 5: TehScurr (4230 in chips) Seat 7: chemopup (1700 in chips) Seat 8: cloverstorm (3347 in chips) Seat 9: hoopking11 (13655 in chips) chemopup: posts small blind 50cloverstorm: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to cloverstorm [Qc Th]BiggBalla AA is connected hoopking11: folds CaptainCoolZ: folds babybounet: folds poty2006: folds whiteyslacks: folds TehScurr: folds chemopup: raises 100 to 200cloverstorm: calls 100*** FLOP *** [Qs 9d 8h]chemopup: bets 600cloverstorm: raises 2547 to 3147 and is all-inchemopup: calls 900 and is all-inUncalled bet (1647) returned to cloverstorm*** TURN *** [Qs 9d 8h] [Kh]*** RIVER *** [Qs 9d 8h Kh] [3s]*** SHOW DOWN ***chemopup: shows [Kd 7c] (a pair of Kings)cloverstorm: shows [Qc Th] (a pair of Queens)chemopup collected 3400 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3400 | Rake 0 Board [Qs 9d 8h Kh 3s]Seat 1: CaptainCoolZ folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: babybounet folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: poty2006 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: whiteyslacks folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: TehScurr (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: chemopup (small blind) showed [Kd 7c] and won (3400) with a pair of KingsSeat 8: cloverstorm (big blind) showed [Qc Th] and lost with a pair of QueensSeat 9: hoopking11 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted March 7, 2009 Author Share Posted March 7, 2009 Is it too much to ask to have one ****ing hand hold up when my tourney life is at stake and I have the best hand???**** you cunting gamePokerStars Game #25704051833: Tournament #144057212, $8.00+$0.80 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (300/600) - 2009/03/07 12:38:51 ETTable '144057212 112' 9-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: benfwi (25580 in chips) Seat 2: nastyboy (29696 in chips) Seat 3: xMercury69x (14744 in chips) Seat 4: borra14 (21825 in chips) Seat 5: malgach69 (13500 in chips) Seat 6: Chuckaluck19 (3300 in chips) Seat 7: Viking_2 (5854 in chips) Seat 8: Flush098765 (18160 in chips) Seat 9: tapout1111 (18330 in chips) benfwi: posts the ante 50nastyboy: posts the ante 50xMercury69x: posts the ante 50borra14: posts the ante 50malgach69: posts the ante 50Chuckaluck19: posts the ante 50Viking_2: posts the ante 50Flush098765: posts the ante 50tapout1111: posts the ante 50nastyboy: posts small blind 300xMercury69x: posts big blind 600*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to xMercury69x [Js Jh]borra14: folds malgach69: folds Chuckaluck19: folds Viking_2: folds Flush098765: raises 1200 to 1800tapout1111: folds benfwi: folds nastyboy: folds xMercury69x: calls 1200*** FLOP *** [2c 8s 6h]xMercury69x: bets 1200Flush098765: raises 15110 to 16310 and is all-inxMercury69x: calls 11694 and is all-inUncalled bet (3416) returned to Flush098765*** TURN *** [2c 8s 6h] [3c]*** RIVER *** [2c 8s 6h 3c] [Ah]*** SHOW DOWN ***xMercury69x: shows [Js Jh] (a pair of Jacks)Flush098765: shows [Ad Qh] (a pair of Aces)Flush098765 collected 30138 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 30138 | Rake 0 Board [2c 8s 6h 3c Ah]Seat 1: benfwi (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: nastyboy (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 3: xMercury69x (big blind) showed [Js Jh] and lost with a pair of JacksSeat 4: borra14 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: malgach69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Chuckaluck19 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: Viking_2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: Flush098765 showed [Ad Qh] and won (30138) with a pair of AcesSeat 9: tapout1111 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
cloverstorm 0 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 bad start to the day.............Full Tilt Poker Game #11030667465: Satellite to $750K Guarantee (81013409), Table 22 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:27:04 ET - 2009/03/08Seat 1: Bagodirt (1,425)Seat 2: 123HOP (1,590)Seat 3: anarod (1,050)Seat 4: TenaciousD13 (1,980)Seat 5: OMG_TITS (1,500)Seat 6: swissvoodoo (1,935)Seat 7: faceman_9 (1,275)Seat 8: cloverstorm (1,590)Seat 9: Felo84 (1,740)TenaciousD13 posts the small blind of 20OMG_TITS posts the big blind of 40The button is in seat #3*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to cloverstorm [Kd 8d]swissvoodoo calls 40faceman_9 foldscloverstorm calls 40Felo84 foldsBagodirt calls 40123HOP foldsanarod foldsTenaciousD13 foldsOMG_TITS has 15 seconds left to actOMG_TITS checks*** FLOP *** [2h 8c Kc]OMG_TITS checksswissvoodoo checkscloverstorm bets 160Bagodirt raises to 1,385, and is all inOMG_TITS foldsswissvoodoo calls 1,385cloverstorm raises to 1,550, and is all inswissvoodoo calls 165cloverstorm shows [Kd 8d]Bagodirt shows [Kh 8h]swissvoodoo shows [Td Ks]*** TURN *** [2h 8c Kc] [7c]*** RIVER *** [2h 8c Kc 7c] [Tc]cloverstorm shows two pair, Kings and Eightsswissvoodoo shows two pair, Kings and Tensswissvoodoo wins the side pot (330) with two pair, Kings and TensBagodirt shows two pair, Kings and Eightsswissvoodoo wins the main pot (4,335) with two pair, Kings and TensBagodirt stands upcloverstorm stands up*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 4,665 Main pot 4,335. Side pot 330. | Rake 0Board: [2h 8c Kc 7c Tc]Seat 1: Bagodirt showed [Kh 8h] and lost with two pair, Kings and EightsSeat 2: 123HOP didn't bet (folded)Seat 3: anarod (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 4: TenaciousD13 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 5: OMG_TITS (big blind) folded on the FlopSeat 6: swissvoodoo showed [Td Ks] and won (4,665) with two pair, Kings and TensSeat 7: faceman_9 didn't bet (folded)Seat 8: cloverstorm showed [Kd 8d] and lost with two pair, Kings and EightsSeat 9: Felo84 didn't bet (folded) Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Why do people show up in other people's bad beat forums and post their own? To show that their's is worse?Also, don't limp with k8d in that spot there please. Link to post Share on other sites
SGFULTON83 0 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Why do people show up in other people's bad beat forums and post their own? To show that their's is worse?Also, don't limp with k8d in that spot there please.Why do people show up in other people's bad beat threads and question why other people post bad beats in that thread? ZOMG Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Why do people show up in other people's bad beat threads and question why other people post bad beats in that thread? ZOMGWhy do other people show up in other people's bad beat threads and question why that person is questioning why other people post bad beats in that thread?!OH Link to post Share on other sites
SGFULTON83 0 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Why do other people show up in other people's bad beat threads and question why that person is questioning why other people post bad beats in that thread?!OHWhy do people that show up in other people's bad beat threads and question why another person is posting bad beats in that thread question the other people that show up and question them?!ZING Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Well I had sex with your wife! Link to post Share on other sites
SGFULTON83 0 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Well I had sex with your wife!Did you leave a tip, or was she paying you? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted March 9, 2009 Author Share Posted March 9, 2009 Massive derailage!!!!Seriously, though, I PM'd Cloverfag to make his own thread. At th4e same time, it warrants mentioning that he plays some really shite hands and shouldn't be surprised about getting beaten in them. I mean, QT with TP and a gutshot? After calling a min raise? Link to post Share on other sites
cloverstorm 0 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Massive derailage!!!!Seriously, though, I PM'd Cloverfag to make his own thread. At th4e same time, it warrants mentioning that he plays some really shite hands and shouldn't be surprised about getting beaten in them. I mean, QT with TP and a gutshot? After calling a min raise?rofl why should u have yer own thread little kid? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 rofl why should u have yer own thread little kid?Why would you want to post on this thread?? You're just being a pecker. Go ahead and keep posting on this thread, I can't stop you. You should know that you're simply not endearing yourself to me. And try not to post hands in which you started with crap and got beaten even when you hit the flop hard. If you have bad beats, start your own thread of pain. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 lol...I used that pic somewhere on here. Pretty funny. Link to post Share on other sites
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