ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 hello. I sent my $15,000 in two days ago, but I haven't received any confirmation or anything that you got it. should I just send in another $15,000 or what? can't wait! Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 [x] Thread mother****ing delivers Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Hey, I forgot to ask. Is Shane going to be there? I've heard he's reaaallly funny and all and like so cool hang out with. Isn't he your brother or something? Everyone says he's a funny but oops, I already said that but I'm so excited like Woot! Woot! excited and all. And it would be even cooler if Rocky was there! I've never actually got drunk with a roadrunner and all, ya know! Wooot! Link to post Share on other sites
PACTinfo2 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 hello. I sent my $15,000 in two days ago, but I haven't received any confirmation or anything that you got it. should I just send in another $15,000 or what? can't wait!Hi ShakeZuma,In the contract that you signed it plainly states that in order to receive proper credit in your "Weekend with Beans" account, you must follow the instructions on page 153, under "Payment options"Ill post the instructions below1) Use a third party payment processor such as Fatwallet, TetNeller, or EmptyWallet Express to remove the fifteen large from your bank account to our site2) Once the money is verified, you must move the money from the cashier account to either the poker account, casino account, weekend with Beans account, or the bonus account3) Once money is moved from one account to another, please be aware that a small (57%) maintenance fee will be assessed 4) Keep in mind that to take advantage of our terrible bonus money sham you need to transfer money from the cashier account to the bonus account. We currently offer one tenth of a cent bonus for every four thousand in rake5) Once any bonus money has been cleared, to transfer it back to the cashier account you must first call our processing center to verify that the account is actually yours. Once the overseas operator answers, you simply answer a few personal questions in the operators language. You will be charged a $90 fee if you understand the language. Notice that we do not ask you to verify your identity before giving us your money6) The following can delay your transaction- Making more than one request per business day-Criminal investigators tearing our office apart-Artillery fire in the operators neighborhood -Other scams requiring our attention-Short prison terms-Groundhog sees his shadow-Just about anything7) Once the money has been transfered a minimum of nine times, you are then allowed to request funds be sent to the Weekend With Beans account. Hopefully, by this time we will be bankrupt and will not have to process the request. To answer your question, yes, send another fifteen thousandI hope this has cleared things up for youregards, Link to post Share on other sites
PACTinfo2 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 Hey, I forgot to ask. Is Shane going to be there? I've heard he's reaaallly funny and all and like so cool hang out with. Isn't he your brother or something? Everyone says he's a funny but oops, I already said that but I'm so excited like Woot! Woot! excited and all. And it would be even cooler if Rocky was there! I've never actually got drunk with a roadrunner and all, ya know! Wooot!Hi Randy Reed,Shane is one of the many options available for purchase during the weekend. We will post a complete list of add-ons at a later date in this thread.He is not my brotherIm proud to announce that after a several month absence, Rocky returned home last week. He probably wont be available during the Weekend With Beans because of scheduling problems with the Week With a Pecker promotion.regards,Hi potential Weekend With Beans winners,I thought you all would like to hear a first hand trip report of last years Beans Drinking and Gambling Camp. regards, Las Vegas. Just Sicknin.Ahhh, Sin City. Home of drinkin pros and slutty ho’s. Respite for the pissy bed and the ten dolla head. A magnet for railbird mastas and time share peddling bastards. This place has it all baby, like it or not, all you can puke.Well, I got a belly full last weekend, thanks to a contest from the beyond generous folks at the Weekend With Beans (Clark County Cell #186) and the Icewater Drinking Academy. (coughcoughAdvancedBoozercoughcough).Most already know the story. The contest and many who sent in “why they sucked at drinking and gambling” essays, and I wrote a rap, that won, esse~. So I was off to Sin City to meet the hosts of the sham and experience 2 days of some of the worst that Las Vegas has to offer.Friday evening. (Apologies in advance for my brain damaged like memory).I check in at the Western and head down to meet Shane and Rafe at the Gold Spike diner for an awful little meal. Shane was in town to mine the fertile coins surrounding the Caesars fountains and Rafe drove all the way from Henderson to just …ummm…because he felt like it? Rafe is obviously not afraid to travel clear across town for the free advertisement that he'll get from my trip report . And he is the A-typical scam artist. Just a smooth cat, very nervous and hides his face around cops, and a pretty damn good angle shooter. I will also prop bet anyone who meets and spends time with him at the other weekend this summer to not come away saying “WHAT THE FUCK?” at least once a day.After the meal we all head over to Plaza, which is hosting the drinking and twenty one event. The place is packed with the typical gaggle of homeless who’s who’s. It doesn’t take long before we have lost Shane to the craps, not the game but what happens after eating the buffet, so Rafe and I decide to go too. We get on the list, and 30 minutes later we too are sitting down ready to destroy the bowls, too. Yeah, that’s right beeatches.Saturday. Things get SickerI check out of the Western and hoof it about 1400 feet down Fremont to the Golden Gate for the official start of my contest winning weekend. Hop in the place, and make my way thru their stifling cigarette smoke, pony up to the counter where a foreign lady tells me she has no clue what Im saying. LOL! I did not make the reservations obviously and have no idea who did, so I stammer for an explanation that comes out rapid fire and all disjointed and she’s getting this blank look on her face like,…sorry dude….you just speak English?…mmmhmm….SECURITY!After a brief moment of panic, translation books and hand signals, all is well and I am soon on my way up to the room. Shane has once again joined me and we are having a good laugh about it all. The room is one of the shitty ones. It’s fairly small and terribly decorated, has that dated slum chic donkey show lounge feel to it. Balla.Ive seen most of the south side of Fremont so it’s time to head North. We walk down to the Vegas Club, check out the bums (always cool imo) and keep going. Fremont casino for hot dogs (yum), Binions for poker…well, to see whats left after Harrahs striped it of its dignity anyway. Their solution for a casino? Hastily shove 6/5 blackjack and 7/5 video poker into a joint that spent decades building a reputation for better odds and good service just to buy the World Series of Poker name. Games looked over raked and filled with stupid tourists that dont know any better. Onward!We blow right through the ‘still not quite sure what the heck it smells like California and into the Main Street Station train depot thingy. We find the Triple Seven place and decide to have some micros. This place has fairly large selection of really good beers, both on draught and bottles. Shane chooses a High Roller Gold I believe? I order a Pale Ale and with a quick cheers life is pretty good. But there is money to be wagered. The pit is calling.We get there and they start a new redbird eight deck game. Why $5? Well, Shane is not really keen on the idea but agrees it might be fun, and my thinking is that since we have just walked 387 thousand miles and have just consumed twelve large 8% alcohol adult beverages, I get the distinct feeling that playing any higher under these circumstances and I’d probably lose fifty bucks.So we sit down, and I promptly lose fifty bucks.No I’m not kidding. At $5 a hand. Right Shane? TELL ‘EM AGAIN SHANE! HOW BAD DO I RUN SHANE!!!It was a massacre. The players were so bad and we (I) failed to change my play, which I don’t think would have mattered anyway. This was a perfect clinic on how bad dealers running good can destroy you. I should have won a grand in that game, but every play and great hand turned to dog shit by the dealer. When I doubled they had 21…when I was pat they won anyway and made the one outers, etc. Shane ran incredibly well, and then didn’t. And it is just SOOO easy to keep reaching in for $20 more, $20 more. It’s only 1 piece of paper, right man?! gg 50.Towards the end of this fiasco I am texted by one of the hosts of the Weekend With Beans, Dale, who has just gotten out and is playing a couple of tourists for next months weekend scam. He says he is out and is coming over to the Plaza so we can finally meet and have dinner etc. He makes it over and we all play for a bit, Rafe on a different table, and after a bit we finally decide to call it quits. I say g’bye to Shane, and Rafe and I are off to get some din din.We head over to the McDonalds, just off the sidewalk inside Fitzgeralds, for mac’s. Fuh-reeeking great food in a very sticky, sewage like setting. Nothing stuffy at all, very laid back. And yummy stuff. McNuggets, Sauce and orange drinks, etc. It was all really good. Rafe is really good peeps too. Totally cool and we got along great right away, talked about beer, lap dances, past posting, the drinking academy etc. After dinner we are beat but decide to head over to Mermaids anyway. Enter fried twinkie moment here. I honestly do not remember how long we played slots but I think I ran pretty good? Bwahhahahaha shit..I have no clue. I am pretty sure the night ended at some point though, 2 AM-ish???Sunday – Beans Day.To be continued..... Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 hiim homejus sayin Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Whew! I just had a close call. The wife wasn't going to let me go but in a brainstorm I gave her all my PACT points to spend so now we're good. Thank you PACT!! Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I would like to know if I can pay $1500 to have a ten minute conversation with beans about drawing? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I would like to know if I can pay $1500 to have a ten minute conversation with beans about drawing?That's an embarrassingly small offer. Shame on you. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 You are just too fuckin' good sir!Army Thread Orgies FTW!I wanna know what it says. And the inflections. I think I could make a religion out of the Beans Says toy. Link to post Share on other sites
DOG 0 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Please, Dog, tell me there is a way to satellite into this.try pokermountain.net Link to post Share on other sites
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