ah2388 0 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 Official Iraqi Mayans Team ThreadRoster:PokertrackerSpecial (The Ogrrre, Lacrosse)The man, myth, legend that the parody "Iraqi Mayans" is named for. His complete lack of knowledge about North American history is only surpassed by the smell of his Belly button. He is a mid/high stakes Heads up without limit hold them regular who will likely luckbox his way into an upswing on Sunday.Shamoo (Snamuh, State College)a 1/2, 2/4, 3/6 regular on Money Tree Poker (cakepoker.com), Shamoo will likely get more words in during a poker conversation than you. He knows his stuff, but his delivery can come across a bit like Bill Clinton(not trying to be a dick, but cant really help it) Another charter member of the Iraqi Mayans, Shamoo believes that open raising KQo under the gun and folding to a shove is similar to blasphemy. Expect numerous 1 outers to be hit against him, but he'll still win anyway...Ko8e34 (orly?, LOLUMAD?)A donkament player, Ko8e34 brings the tournament expertise to the Iraqi Mayans team, he will be lecturing us deep into the night on the merit of open shoving/reshoving ranges and the concept of "M". The Iraqi Mayans are excited to bring ko8e aboard and look forward to learning how to accept all in under his guidance.Infinite_loop (rossko_k, Boiselolwherethe****isboiselolmiddleofnowhere)The Sleeper pick of the draft, totalling near single digit posts on FCP, ross will likely get himself in some awkward spots at some point during the tournament. 910o is the nuts from any position, and we expect a deep run into the 100k guarantee only to be ****ed in the butt by a 25bb utg shove with a7o. He will likely put up big numbers for the Iraqi Mayans, and if he could avoid the Matusow blowup deep in the tournament, expect a final table, or at least a cash for $13.22.Moneyball16 (Moneyball16, _____)None of us really know this guy, but he plays cash games. He also plays full ring, which means he wont commit suicide midway through the tournament out of boredom. In addition to that, he is our suicide prevention advocate so that our team doesnt commit a mass suicide out of the boredom that is fullring. We expect him to make +EV decisions on every street, of every hand. I pm'd him for his aim name, but he hasnt responded...orlyah2388 (ah2388, Florissant)Shamoos apprentice, and a regular on whatever site is the flavor of the week, ah2388 has final tabled two donkaments lifetime, luckboxing both of them. He is running pretty well this week, and knows how to win flips deep. Also known for punishing pt special regularly for his dumb dumb remarks, he will likely continue the streak of closing out pokerstars in the 20/40 level out of boredom for having folded 3 hands in a row..DrCossack (drcossack, somalia)The real value pick of the draft, the Iraqi Mayans traded down 3 spots to ensure the last overall pick, guaranteeing a solid alternate whos NLHE results speak volumes about his skills.. Although this name can be seen in every stake thread on FCP, sometimes twice..and rarely anywhere else, We fully expect him to cheer on the Iraqi Mayans team members and be a true team player. Hes been busto online for like 13 years straight now, but dont worry...hes playing the 50k horse event....KTHXP.S.Speak portugeous... Link to post Share on other sites
ThePhoenix88 0 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 Classic Link to post Share on other sites
makeyourself 0 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 despite being the captain for a rival team that post was so monumental that you should win the side bet now.gg/nh Link to post Share on other sites
ah2388 0 Posted April 12, 2008 Author Share Posted April 12, 2008 despite being the captain for a rival team that post was so monumental that you should win the side bet now.gg/nhship to ah2388 (florissant) Link to post Share on other sites
sagedecarte 0 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 lol. Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 I love you Adam. Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 Wow this is epic Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 I love you Adam.I love you too.oh....fucknevermind Link to post Share on other sites
Snamuh 0 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 This is POTY. And every single comment about me is true. Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 This is POTY. And every single comment about me is true.QFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT<3 Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Ryland 0 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 GL boys. Play fair. Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 GL boys. Play fair.Would someone care to explain the storybehind the Iraqi Mayans? Link to post Share on other sites
ah2388 0 Posted April 12, 2008 Author Share Posted April 12, 2008 Would someone care to explain the storybehind the Iraqi Mayans?nomaybe one day Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Would someone care to explain the storybehind the Iraqi Mayans?You can't handle it. Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 nomaybe one day SMD then!! Link to post Share on other sites
Veener Schnitz 0 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 my mommy is brazilian and my daddy is from the azores...does that make me cool? Link to post Share on other sites
ah2388 0 Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 my mommy is brazilian and my daddy is from the azores...does that make me cool?if she isnt of iraqi and mayan descent she can blow me Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Todos de seus cavalos terá que ser posto para dormir dentro de três horas.Asnos bons da sorte. Link to post Share on other sites
Snamuh 0 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Would someone care to explain the storybehind the Iraqi Mayans?You are not worthy. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Iraq is spelled wrong on your avatar. Pretty sure it's supposed to be جمهورية العراق Link to post Share on other sites
InfiniteLoop 0 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 shit's on Link to post Share on other sites
Ko8e34 0 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 OMG I'm so honored. I won't let you guys down Link to post Share on other sites
ah2388 0 Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 bump Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 you guys suck balls and smell like belly buttons!! Link to post Share on other sites
ah2388 0 Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 you guys suck balls and smell like belly buttons!!umad Link to post Share on other sites
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