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They have, and here is yesterdays porn star of the day Justine Joli giving one a try: http://www.quality-kink.com/justine-jolie.html
That thing is hilarious. I used to have a video of Sasha Grey with one of those. If you haven't seen it in action, it's just a dildo on a stick, but they added all kinds of giant wheels and plexiglas cubes that are pretty much useless, in addition to the fact that a dildo would almost surely work a million times better, just to make it look like a Battle Bot or something.
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Don't tell me you won't at least hesitate your move to the bin next time you finish off the container.
I just put pringles on my grocery list and I don't even like them.
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Why haven't they invented some sort of cold-activated label for beer, perhaps something that would turn from silver to blue, to let me know if my beer is the right temperature to drink?I'm sick of f*cking touching beer to figure out if its cold enough.And I'll be dammed if I'm going to make any assumptions based on how long the beer's been in my fridge.

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Why haven't they invented some sort of cold-activated label for beer, perhaps something that would turn from silver to blue, to let me know if my beer is the right temperature to drink?I'm sick of f*cking touching beer to figure out if its cold enough.And I'll be dammed if I'm going to make any assumptions based on how long the beer's been in my fridge.
I don't know you well enough to know it that's a joke or not.http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_5923229http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5...h&plindex=1
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Why haven't they invented some sort of cold-activated label for beer, perhaps something that would turn from silver to blue, to let me know if my beer is the right temperature to drink?I'm sick of f*cking touching beer to figure out if its cold enough.And I'll be dammed if I'm going to make any assumptions based on how long the beer's been in my fridge.
Funny as shit.Why haven't they invented Bachelor Chow, some kind of nutritious kibble that you can just eat whenever you don't feel like cooking or even deciding what to eat?Or would that just be cereal?
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Funny as shit.Why haven't they invented Bachelor Chow, some kind of nutritious kibble that you can just eat whenever you don't feel like cooking or even deciding what to eat?Or would that just be cereal?
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