ok...all-time favorite movie quotes

[s_dogg 0]

So...let's hear em. Favorite Quotes or Speeches. Here's the rule though, if you post a speech, you have to post it word for word, or close to it. You can't just say, "Joe Pesci speech from Casino". (it is a good one though) Here's one:Brad Pitt from Troy"He's the biggest man I've ever seen, I wouldn't want to fight him""That's why no one will remember your name."

[RonBurgundy 0]

ummm...lots. mostly from fight club, caddyshack, big lebowski. probly more. ill seriously post a shitload in here later. gotta finish a paper.

[Vade 0]

Among others is this gem from Spaceballs :)Roland: One.Dark Helmet: One.Colonel Sandurz: One.Roland: Two.Dark Helmet: Two.Colonel Sandurz: Two.Roland: Three.Dark Helmet: Three.Colonel Sandurz: Three.Roland: Four.Dark Helmet: Four.Colonel Sandurz: Four.Roland: Five.Dark Helmet: Five.Colonel Sandurz: Five.Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

[Swift_Psycho 1]

This isn't a comedic one or anything, but this line serves as a constant reminder to me as to simply the way of life:Imaginary red-head dude to John Nash in A Beautiful Mind, "Well nothing is ever for sure John, that's the only one sure thing I do know."Don't hold me word for word to that quote, I haven't seen the movie in a while, but the quote was something close to that.

[Shakey90 0]

Fat people are harder to kidnap.....read it on a bumper sticker

[pockets 0]

From Clerks."My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!""In a row?""You hate people.""But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?"Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?Kid: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.Kid: Happy Scrappy...Mom: She loves it.Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

[allinbluff35 0]

look at my signature

[RonBurgundy 0]

Tyler Durden: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. Narrator: [being embraced by Bob at the group therapy session for Testicular Cancer] Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one.Tyler Durden: Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions. those r good ones all from fight club

[HtotheNootch 0]

Now go home and get your ****ing shine box!

[RonBurgundy 0]

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation? The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the **** is this? The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.Jackie Treehorn: Another drink, dude?The Dude: Does the Pope shit in the woods?just go watch the movie, the entire thing is basically one big memorable quote

[allinbluff35 0]

Tyler Durden: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. Narrator: [being embraced by Bob at the group therapy session for Testicular Cancer] Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one.Tyler Durden: Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions. those r good ones all from fight club

and the one in my sig even thought it's not the whole quote

[MDXS 0]

just go watch the movie, the entire thing is basically one big memorable quote

Agreed. And same with Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, though some of the quotes are hard to hear."Dogs ****ed the pope? No fault of mine."

[superchuck 0]

"none shall pass"that one quote made me think about the whole movie which in turn made me laugh or about 5 minutes.

[renaedawn 1]

All good choices guys.From Clerks:Indecisive Video Customer: Are either one of these any good? Randal Graves: I don't watch movies. Indecisive Video Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them? Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs. From Fight Club:Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you? Narrator: What? Tyler Durden: Being clever. Narrator: Great. Tyler Durden: Keep it up then. and:Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful. Fear & Loathing is full of classics (like all of Thompson's work):Raoul Duke: You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

[renaedawn 1]

Another favorite from Fear & Loathing:Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can

[fryer98 30]

"Big gulps, huh? Alright!! Welp, see ya later."best.quote.ever.And don't try and disagree with me!!

[BuzzWorthy 0]

Hamilton Porter, The Sandlot:'You're killing me, Smalls!"And, continuing the SpaceBalls thread:"Funny, she doesn't look Druish..."

[fryer98 30]

And, continuing the SpaceBalls thread:"Funny, she doesn't look Druish..."

I bet she gives GREAT helmet!

[Guest XXEddie]

"alright, it's fightin' time!.......can I be on there team""hey why do you get a pool cue""I can not give you my milk money. I dont believe you'll spend it on milk""Hey wait a minute......I payed for the popcorn maker".......*SMASH*"And then I threw this one guy threw a plate-glass window.......except the other way around"

[RonBurgundy 0]

haha dirty work, a classic.

[Raison-D'Etre 0]

Face/Off is full of them Travolta is amazing.Dr. Malcolm Walsh: [a faceless Castor Troy confronts Dr. Walsh after waking from a coma] What do you want? Castor Troy: Take one goddamn guess[after waking from his coma and watching a video of his surgery] Castor Troy: Hello, Doctor. I hope you don't mind: I took a few of your groovy painkillers. I'm just enjoying some of your greatest hits here. Oh God, this is excellent. Oh, bravo. Bra-****ing-vo.Castor Troy: Isn't this religious, ah yes. The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinners... but you are still not having fun. Castor Troy: I don't know what I hate wearing worse. Your face or your body. I mean I certainly do enjoy boning your wife, but let's face it, we both like it better the other way yes? So why don't we trade back. Sean Archer: You can't give back what you've taken from me. Castor Troy: OK, then... plan B, why don't we just kill each other?A Beautiful Mind.Nash: If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a single one of us is going to get her. So then we go for her friends, but they will all give us the cold shoulder because no on likes to be second choice. But what if none of us goes for the blonde? We won't get in each other's way and we won't insult the other girls. It's the only way to win. It's the only way we all get laid.Dead Poets Society:We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering – these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love – these are what we stay alive for.

[Raison-D'Etre 0]

These are too good... this is some addicting shit.. better than coffee.[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen] Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this? Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules. Jules: [pause] What? Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how ****ing good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage. Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that... Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage? Jules: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my ****ing business, that's why!Butch: [beating up Marsellus] You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride ****IN' with you! You gotta fight through that shit! Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a ************ before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

[dEv~ 19]

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[clashcityrocker 0]

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation? The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the censored is this? The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.Jackie Treehorn: Another drink, dude?The Dude: Does the Pope shit in the woods?just go watch the movie, the entire thing is basically one big memorable quote

Spot on Ron. The Big Lebowski is the funniest movie ever. Here is my favourite stretch of dialogue:The Dude: ****in' Quintana... that creep can roll, man. Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. The Dude: Yeah. Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. The Dude: Oh! Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast. Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter? Walter Sobchak: Shut the **** up, Donny. Jesus Quintana: You ready to be ****ed man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up. The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click." The Dude: Jesus. Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus. Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, Dude.

[NortonFan 0]

True Romance Clarence Worley: Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream? Elliot: What? Clarence Worley: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream? Elliot: No. Clarence Worley: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna **** me? Floyd: Don't condescend me, man. I'll ****in' kill ya, man.Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh? Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian. Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers. Coccotti: Come again? Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. Coccotti: Yes... Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much ****in' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that ****** gene. Now this... [Coccotti busts out laughing] Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written. Coccotti: [Laughing] I love this guy. Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh. [starts laughing, too] Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother ****ed a ******, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-****** kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant. [All laugh] Drexl Spivey: He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it? Marty: No man, It ain't white boy day.God I love this movie