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Can we talk more about why you were looking for cans in a dumpster?
QFMFTShip pills to whatgreatis (detroit lakes) on stars.
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I get about 80 a week spending 2hrs a night collecting cans for recycle, for which I buy into a touney on sat nites.
Are you a hobo?
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Hobo's dont have computers. Unless he found a laptop in a dumpster. Dumpster diving for tourney buy-ins. You sir are the king of all degenerates.
Wouldnt it make a great human interest story if I should win a WPT event on recycled cans. Help the environment and my BR at the same time.GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
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This thread has inspired me to find a way to somehow make a bag full of laxatives look like narcotic painkillers, put them in a bag, and throw them in a dumpster knowing that someone will actually swallow something they found in a dumpster.

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I get about 80 a week spending 2hrs a night collecting cans for recycle, for which I buy into a touney on sat nites.
Nice! That's a coooool $8/hour. To collect cans. From dumpsters. Get a new job imo.
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for some reason I really really doubt this, most people dont throw away a bag full of hydrocodone. but if it is true and you do sell them, have fun in jail
Sadly, many people do toss them. Family members do after the person who needed them passes away. They don't realize that the drugs should be flushed
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Believe it or not, I actually found an entire stuffed turkey after thanksgiving, and a dozen stuffed shrimp behind red klobster.
Was it good?
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I get about 80 a week spending 2hrs a night collecting cans for recycle, for which I buy into a touney on sat nites.
Nice try. But there's no rescuing this thread from its auspicious beginnings:
I went dumpster diving last night looking ....
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Believe it or not, I actually found an entire stuffed turkey after thanksgiving, and a dozen stuffed shrimp behind red klobster.
Did you eat them?
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Sadly, many people do toss them. Family members do after the person who needed them passes away. They don't realize that the drugs should be flushed
And we wonder why our water is contaminated. Thanks a bunch, dillhole.
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Did you eat them?
I asked the same question but he's dodging it. That leads me to believe he did and doesn't want to fess up. He is FCPs resident hobo that has access to the internet.
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Believe it or not, I actually found an entire stuffed turkey after thanksgiving, and a dozen stuffed shrimp behind red klobster.
Now I know your lying. Red Lobster doesn't sell stuffed shrimp. Haven't for about 4 years. They were, to be exact, Bacon wrapped stuffed shrimp, garnished with pico de gallo. I suppose you could have found 4 year old shrimp. Now that I just said that, I realized you said Red Klobster. I have no ****ing idea what they sell. Carry on.
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Wouldnt it make a great human interest story if I should win a WPT event on recycled cans. Help the environment and my BR at the same time.GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
It's (kind of) been done. I can't remember what tourney, but I remember seeing a special interest segment on a final table player, where the guy collected cans to support his poker bankroll (to keep his wife off his back). Maybe one of the 2004 wsop telecasts?
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