pokerstarben 0 Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 I was playing 1 cent 2 cent limit at ultimate bet andi got dealt k 8 suited off spades and its on me, i bet heraises and i reraise and then he calls, the flop comes 2 of spades 7 of hearts and a ace of clubs i got nothingbut a nice runner runner flush draw, just the way ilike it, so i bet he raises i reraise and he calls, then theturn comes a 5 of spades,i think to my self, yes 1 part ofthe runner runner flush draw compleated,the river comes3 of spades,i caught my flush just the way i new i would,i bethe raises and i call,he shows me me a ace of hearts and a 2 of diamonds,he says to me,two pair, and i respond to him king high flush.I knew i would hit my flush the whole time,because i am the greatest poker playerever. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Nobody cares! Link to post Share on other sites
SopotBoy 0 Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Nobody cares!Ditto Link to post Share on other sites
chipper305 0 Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Well there's 30 seconds of my life I'm never getting back.... Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anonymous Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Actually, I think that scenario makes you the worst poker player of all time. Try chasing that runner, runner on the higher stakes tables and come back.P.S. Let me know when and where you'll be trying this 'cause I want to take advantage...er..watch a real poker player in action. Link to post Share on other sites
mreevit 0 Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 lol. Link to post Share on other sites
superchuck 0 Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 lol. good post. i think it is truly funny. everyone comes in here complaining about poeple like you, and you came right out bragging about beating someone in the lowest limit ever. rofl. Link to post Share on other sites
couts1616 0 Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 please them me you're joking with that post. :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Thats my favorite post of all time Link to post Share on other sites
theACE 0 Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 This is the second post from him like this, he's only doing it to get a rise out of us.. I say just ignore him b/c all he wants is attention Link to post Share on other sites
Random Fluke 0 Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Lighten up guys, it is pretty obviously a joke I chuckled. Link to post Share on other sites
superchuck 0 Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 no crap its a joke. a good one too, because most of you got all up in arms about it. i say good one. i liked the comment from the guy about trying it at the high stakes table. rofl. Link to post Share on other sites
Slayre 0 Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 point? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 :twisted: MEET ME @ THE 80-160 GAME @ UB TRY THAT PLOY AGAIN Link to post Share on other sites
fluxer 0 Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 He would have won at any table, including the high stakes table. Good joke though, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
2ndhandlow 0 Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Nobody cares!Diddodido? Link to post Share on other sites
jack24bauer24 0 Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 I just wish he did at against Hellmuth on ultimate bet.Can you imagine the fireworks Link to post Share on other sites
SLTS 0 Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 I was playing 1 cent 2 cent limit at ultimate bet andi got dealt k 8 suited off spades and its on me, i bet heraises and i reraise and then he calls, the flop comes 2 of spades 7 of hearts and a ace of clubs i got nothingbut a nice runner runner flush draw, just the way ilike it, so i bet he raises i reraise and he calls, then theturn comes a 5 of spades,i think to my self, yes 1 part ofthe runner runner flush draw compleated,the river comes3 of spades,i caught my flush just the way i new i would,i bethe raises and i call,he shows me me a ace of hearts and a 2 of diamonds,he says to me,two pair, and i respond to him king high flush.I knew i would hit my flush the whole time,because i am the greatest poker playerever.LOL Link to post Share on other sites
rxq 0 Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Yeah, well I was that guy with the two pair. How do you think I feel with such a bad beat from the greatest poker alive? How dare he play at the 2 cent table? I hate people who use their ESP to win. It should be banned like Raymer's glasses and tippng. I hate tipping online. It cuts so deeply into my profits. Link to post Share on other sites
Duff_Man 0 Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Pfft big deal. I was at the .05/.10 table on Stars and I raised pre-flop UTG and the entire table folded. Why you ask? Because they knew...they knew I had it.Duff+ 15 centsp.s. The above story is false, someone actually re-raised me and I folded like a scolded dog. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Thats my favorite post of all timejust wanted to update that the OP is no longer my favorite post of all time and I did not want there to be any confusion Link to post Share on other sites
KosinTrouble 0 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I just wish he did at against Hellmuth on ultimate bet.Can you imagine the fireworkslol, now this would have been awsome!Kosin Trouble Link to post Share on other sites
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