Potomophobia 17 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 Shipping 5.50 to big_jonoJoin in. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 i cant!wont connect!wtf!dos this a loti ship back when i get on kty tho Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 No problem chrozzo. Link to post Share on other sites
Big Jono 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Shipping 5.50 to big_jonoJoin in.tyvm, in Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 3 to the left of knollie. gg eric Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 Get that damn interweb pipe thingie fixed chrozzo. And GL to all...... 50/50....no stakeback.I have a joke..... it's long and stupid. Will post it soon. Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I guess I'm ignorant I'm still trying to figure out "half my head to be an orange" Link to post Share on other sites
AcesSuck 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I guess I'm ignorant I'm still trying to figure out "half my head to be an orange"I think you are looking in to it too deep.He wished for half his head to be an orange. That's it :)I have a great joke - but not about to test the censoring or moderating capabilities so early in my FCP posting life Link to post Share on other sites
Knollie919 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 why do i suck so bad? 10s<As gg me thanks for the stake Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I have a great joke - but not about to test the censoring or moderating capabilities so early in my FCP posting life Awwww cmon tell it Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 This guy is feeling ill. His stomach is bothering him. He goes to see his regular doctor. After an intense exam, his doctor says "you have a tapeworm. I am going to recommend you to a specialist. He is the best in the world. His methods are strange, but trust him."Show up next Monday at his office with a banana, an apple and a cookie.So, the next Monday the guy shows up at the specialist's office. The doc just says, drop your drawers, take the banana and stick it up your ass. The guy is kinda freaked, but does it. Then the doc says, now stick the apple up your ass. He does it. Then the doc says, now stick the cookie up your ass. He does it. The doc then says, tomorrow..... same thing.And so it goes for a week. The guy shows up with a banana, apple and cookie. Every day he shoves them up his ass and leaves.On Friday, the doc says.... now, on Monday I want you to show up with a banana, apple and a hammer. The guy is kind of wondering who this guy is, but complies. The next Monday he shows up with a banana, apple and hammer. The doc says OK...banana. The guy sticks the banana up. The doc then says, apple. The guy sticks the apple up. Then the doc says, now, give me the hammer and bend over. The guy complies.After about 3 minutes, the tapeworm sticks his head out and says" Hey.... where's the cookie?" BAM... the doctor hits him with the hammer. Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 This guy is feeling ill. His stomach is bothering him. He goes to see his regular doctor. After an intense exam, his doctor says "you have a tapeworm. I am going to recommend you to a specialist. He is the best in the world. His methods are strange, but trust him."Show up next Monday at his office with a banana, an apple and a cookie.So, the next Monday the guy shows up at the specialist's office. The doc just says, drop your drawers, take the banana and stick it up your ass. The guy is kinda freaked, but does it. Then the doc says, now stick the apple up your ass. He does it. Then the doc says, now stick the cookie up your ass. He does it. The doc then says, tomorrow..... same thing.And so it goes for a week. The guy shows up with a banana, apple and cookie. Every day he shoves them up his ass and leaves.On Friday, the doc says.... now, on Monday I want you to show up with a banana, apple and a hammer. The guy is kind of wondering who this guy is, but complies. The next Monday he shows up with a banana, apple and hammer. The doc says OK...banana. The guy sticks the banana up. The doc then says, apple. The guy sticks the apple up. Then the doc says, now, give me the hammer and bend over. The guy complies.After about 3 minutes, the tapeworm sticks his head out and says" Hey.... where's the cookie?" BAM... the doctor hits him with the hammer.lolololll Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 Yes..... fornicator... you are 2 to my left.... and your joke couldn't possibly be worse than mine.\TELL IT Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 lololollli agree Link to post Share on other sites
Big Jono 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 ugh, bad beat poto Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 Have I mentioned how much I hate tournaments?PokerStars Game #15966351008: Tournament #80834385, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/03/14 - 03:15:15 (ET)Table '80834385 5' 9-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: fornicator1 (2260 in chips) Seat 2: big_jono (1555 in chips) Seat 3: shaglabagala (1120 in chips) is sitting outSeat 5: QAJETICASTLE (4130 in chips) Seat 6: Sckippie (2080 in chips) Seat 7: BUZZY34 (2195 in chips) Seat 8: edmo123 (1755 in chips) Seat 9: UberLoose (6470 in chips) shaglabagala: posts small blind 50QAJETICASTLE: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to edmo123 [Qs Qh]Sckippie: raises 200 to 300BUZZY34: folds edmo123: raises 1455 to 1755 and is all-inUberLoose: folds fornicator1: folds big_jono: folds shaglabagala: folds QAJETICASTLE: folds Sckippie: calls 1455*** FLOP *** [Tc 5d As]*** TURN *** [Tc 5d As] [9h]*** RIVER *** [Tc 5d As 9h] [9d]*** SHOW DOWN ***Sckippie: shows [Td Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Nines)edmo123: shows [Qs Qh] (two pair, Queens and Nines)Sckippie collected 3660 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3660 | Rake 0 Board [Tc 5d As 9h 9d]Seat 1: fornicator1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: big_jono (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: shaglabagala (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: QAJETICASTLE (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: Sckippie showed [Td Ts] and won (3660) with a full house, Tens full of NinesSeat 7: BUZZY34 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: edmo123 showed [Qs Qh] and lost with two pair, Queens and NinesSeat 9: UberLoose folded before Flop (didn't bet)Oh well Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 Go pattypoker! Link to post Share on other sites
Big Jono 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Out too, in 19th was shortstacked so went in for a coin flip and lost with 33 against A4Sorry chief Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 No problem to all. Had a good time. Still one player alive.Am railing.Take care. Link to post Share on other sites
Big Jono 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Bad luck fornicator, keep it up patty! Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 Well played pattypoker21. Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 lol98 < q9o (nice limp in mp btw with 7bb) on a 976 flop then i get it in for 5bb vs another limper (in mp again) with AT < 67. fairly standardi dont undertsnad how people make money doing this, limp/call, limp/call. its like they dont have a raise or fold buton Link to post Share on other sites
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