southsidepoker 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 1. Min raises2. Min buyins3. Not being able to see my opponent (obv)4. To many nits, even at the micro limits, but I have figured out one foolproof tell , if you are getting action you are beat.5. People don't play the same because it is so much easier to click on call and you don't have to worry about looking like a douche cause it is all anonymous.6. I can't win , at least not consistently enough to make it worth my time. 7. I still can't logout. Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 1. Min raises2. Min buyins3. Not being able to see my opponent (obv)4. To many nits, even at the micro limits, but I have figured out one foolproof tell , if you are getting action you are beat.5. People don't play the same because it is so much easier to click on call and you don't have to worry about looking like a douche cause it is all anonymous.6. I can't win , at least not consistently enough to make it worth my time. 7. I still can't logout.Self ownage post of the year. If you've figured all that out, are bothered by it, and still can't win then, well, yea Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 the internet is a series of tubes... Link to post Share on other sites
freak2304 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Blame Al Gore. Link to post Share on other sites
NoSup4U 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 the internet is a series of tubes...Its called the interweb, noob. ;)Thing I hate about online interweb based poker: No hot waitresses.Mark Link to post Share on other sites
ForRealDD 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 the internet is a series of tubes... Created by Al Gore Link to post Share on other sites
PhilBluff 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Its called the interweb, noob. ;)Thing I hate about online interweb based poker: No hot waitresses.MarkQFT, even in hickville West Virginia the waitresses are hot. Sorry to any normal WVians. Link to post Share on other sites
freak2304 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 QFT, even in hickville West Virginia the waitresses are hot. Sorry to any normal WVians.TY for not using Kansas as your example. Carry on.... Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 QFT, even in hickville West Virginia the waitresses are hot. Sorry to any normal WVians.The Gary Indiana waitresses are, um...not hot. Link to post Share on other sites
cardcore 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 The Gary Indiana waitresses are, um...not hot.troyomac's mom works there, so, uh, i'd pee in her butt Link to post Share on other sites
freak2304 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 troyomac's mom works there, so, uh, i'd pee in her butt......and twice on Sunday. Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 i hate you.---------how has nobody said this yet? Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 The Gary Indiana waitresses are, um...not hot.QFT.honestly, i have literally never seen anyone even remotely attractive at the chicagoland casinos. ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 to any normal WVians: here's one for Arkansas: Link to post Share on other sites
pwncakery 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Thing I hate about online interweb based poker: No hot waitresses.Endless amounts of porn though... Link to post Share on other sites
scottyno 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 stop trying to bluff people at micro limits, then you wont be beat everytime they call Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 1. If I sat home all day playing on the computer I'd feel like Java the Hut but with no power/girls.2. No physical tells.3. My mouse is currently tilting the shit out of me.4. I'm going to say my mouse again because it's really bothering me. Link to post Share on other sites
southsidepoker 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 stop trying to bluff people at micro limits, then you wont be beat everytime they callHave you been following me or something? I am pretty sure that is like one of the first rules though, not bluffing bad players? Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Thing I hate about online interweb based poker: No hot waitresses./thread Link to post Share on other sites
southsidepoker 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 Here is a good example of number 5. PokerStars Game #15941732892: Tournament #71969167, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (1000/2000) - 2008/03/13 - 00:31:37 (ET)Table '71969167 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 3: GC pimpin (60654 in chips) Seat 8: GalloFX (80346 in chips) GC pimpin: posts the ante 200GalloFX: posts the ante 200GC pimpin: posts small blind 1000GalloFX: posts big blind 2000*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to GalloFX [2c 2h]GC pimpin: raises 4000 to 6000GalloFX: calls 4000*** FLOP *** [5d 4c Ah]GalloFX: checks GC pimpin: bets 6000GalloFX: calls 6000*** TURN *** [5d 4c Ah] [Jh]GalloFX: checks GC pimpin: bets 20000GalloFX: raises 48146 to 68146 and is all-inGC pimpin: calls 28454 and is all-in*** RIVER *** [5d 4c Ah Jh] [3c]*** SHOW DOWN ***GalloFX: shows [2c 2h] (a straight, Ace to Five)GC pimpin: shows [Ad Kd] (a pair of Aces)GalloFX said, "oops"GalloFX collected 121308 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 121308 | Rake 0 Board [5d 4c Ah Jh 3c]Seat 3: GC pimpin (button) (small blind) showed [Ad Kd] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 8: GalloFX (big blind) showed [2c 2h] and won (121308) with a straight, Ace to Five Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Here is a good example of number 5. PokerStars Game #15941732892: Tournament #71969167, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (1000/2000) - 2008/03/13 - 00:31:37 (ET)Table '71969167 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 3: GC pimpin (60654 in chips) Seat 8: GalloFX (80346 in chips) GC pimpin: posts the ante 200GalloFX: posts the ante 200GC pimpin: posts small blind 1000GalloFX: posts big blind 2000*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to GalloFX [2c 2h]GC pimpin: raises 4000 to 6000GalloFX: calls 4000*** FLOP *** [5d 4c Ah]GalloFX: checks GC pimpin: bets 6000GalloFX: calls 6000*** TURN *** [5d 4c Ah] [Jh]GalloFX: checks GC pimpin: bets 20000GalloFX: raises 48146 to 68146 and is all-inGC pimpin: calls 28454 and is all-in*** RIVER *** [5d 4c Ah Jh] [3c]*** SHOW DOWN ***GalloFX: shows [2c 2h] (a straight, Ace to Five)GC pimpin: shows [Ad Kd] (a pair of Aces)GalloFX said, "oops"GalloFX collected 121308 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 121308 | Rake 0 Board [5d 4c Ah Jh 3c]Seat 3: GC pimpin (button) (small blind) showed [Ad Kd] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 8: GalloFX (big blind) showed [2c 2h] and won (121308) with a straight, Ace to Fiveplease take that money you got from that settlement and put it in a cd for your daughters college. its almost guaranteed that you are going to lose it. Link to post Share on other sites
southsidepoker 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 please take that money you got from that settlement and put it in a cd for your daughters college. its almost guaranteed that you are going to lose it.Why cause I got it all in against against a 6 outer on the turn and he sucked out on me? I thought I played that hand pretty well, I was around a 9 to 1 favorite on the turn when the money went in the middle. I would have had him outchipped about 7 to 1 if that hand would have held , almost assuring victory. I have only lived off playing cards for 2 years , you should think before you post cause it didn't make sense. You thought you found an opening to run your stupid ass mouth and instead make yourself look like a bitch. Don't ever mention my kid to me , she always has and always will be taken care of. What would be so wrong with her paying for her own education? I had to and still am paying for mine, my mommy and daddy didnt pay my way. Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 How do you have Gallo's HH then? You kinda made it seem like you were the one who had the 22 and sucked out. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Nicoson 1 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Why cause I got it all in against against a 6 outer on the turn and he sucked out on me?It looks like the hand history is from the perspective of the player with 22. I'm sure that's causing the problem here.Edit:This feels like a level. Gallo is a veteran poster. Link to post Share on other sites
southsidepoker 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 How do you have Gallo's HH then? You kinda made it seem like you were the one who had the 22 and sucked out.You guys know I am not gallo , I just copy pasted the history from the Neg open thread where he posted it. I would never make that shove, not the way the action went on the hand. I was practically screaming I HAVE AK !!!!! I actually went on a tear an hour or so after the tourney , once I let my head clear from that disgusting beat. Played a couple tables of .25/.50 plo and ran a 20 dollar buyin up to like 288 on one and like 190 on the other in a couple hours. Kind of took the sting out of the tourney. I mean it was cool to get 2nd but I would have rather at least gotten cracked on a decent hand, not some ridiculously stupid shit like that but w/e , I just really wanted the win , I guess he had something more important to do. Link to post Share on other sites
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