Cappy37 0 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 i need to gain weight. i've somehow dropped 15 pounds that i really didn't need to drop. i'm a freakin' scarecrow.quit smoking.. You'll be 350 bills in a month Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Judging from certain videos, I'd say it's a lot more than fifteen pounds. Either that, or it's all in your head. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat.As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "Yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!" The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend goes off again. "Yeah baby! Shake those things."Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy, calm down!" After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man behind our friend yelled out, "Oh baby! You're almost there!" Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!" A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your enthusiasm now?"The guy responded, "It's all over your back, dude." Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat.As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "Yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!" The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend goes off again. "Yeah baby! Shake those things."Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy, calm down!" After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man behind our friend yelled out, "Oh baby! You're almost there!" Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!" A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your enthusiasm now?"The guy responded, "It's all over your back, dude."kleenex anyone? Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 OK... time for bed. G'nite! Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 i can jam together the next big production in one night IF i don't read the forums. so i think i can safely put the release date as being some time in july or early august. Link to post Share on other sites
drcossack 0 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 My copy of Super Street Fighter II Turbo just came in today. The training begins.We should have a match sometime.I'm a Bison gimp, though I can play a few of the other characters. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 At 6:15 tomorrow morning I head for the airport and my flight to Vegas for 8 days. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 At 6:15 tomorrow morning I head for the airport and my flight to Vegas for 8 days.Good luck! Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 i need to gain weight. i've somehow dropped 15 pounds that i really didn't need to drop. i'm a freakin' scarecrow.Drink a lot of Steak n' Shake milkshakes. The regular has about a thousand calories.Good luck!Thanks! Link to post Share on other sites
onlyme386 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=124205:-D Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=124205:-Dyou will be missed. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Drink a lot of Steak n' Shake milkshakes. The regular has about a thousand calories.I miss SNS :icon_cry:I DON'T miss getting hit on by emo girls at SNS Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I miss SNS :icon_cry:I DON'T miss getting hit on by emo girls at SNS lies. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted June 19, 2008 Author Share Posted June 19, 2008 QFTFYP Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I miss SNS :icon_cry:I DON'T miss getting hit on by emo girls at SNS man, what's wrong with emo girls? Try talking a normal girl into letting you cut her arm. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 At 6:15 tomorrow morning I head for the airport and my flight to Vegas for 8 days.8 days?Holy cow.5 was my max and I was ready to come home after 4. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 man, what's wrong with emo girls? Try talking a normal girl into letting you cut her arm.It's official. You're gonna be my wingman when I go to SNS late at night now. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 i need to gain weight. i've somehow dropped 15 pounds that i really didn't need to drop. i'm a freakin' scarecrow. if you lose weight you penis will get bigger. As you get fatter, the fat in your pelvis region begins to swallow your cock like its a hot dog being dipped in batter.on the other hand, hello extra inch!EDIT: i'll probably delete this pic in a couple days, it is borrowed from the national geographic website. but i really like it, so i thought i'd share. Link to post Share on other sites
drcossack 0 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I've already posted this in NL Strat's Bored @ Work thread, but I don't think many people here read it.Anyway: Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I'd almost believe that somebody had this link as his signature for about three months up until a few weeks ago. Looks like you won't be getting any response from it either. Except from me, obviously. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 So my cat died today.Got home from work at around 7:30 and found my cat dead in my room. She just went too as dad saw her up and about at around 5ish. Guess she just crawled under the bed and went to sleep near as we can figure.Well, she had a pretty good run she was a stray and I adopted her when she was ~3 and this was in '93 or '94.RIP Helen, I'll miss ya keedo.cc: hideout Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I feel you, Hank. Both of my cats are getting near 10 years old, too.. So I'm sure it's around the corner for me, too. It really *is* losing a member of the family.Hopefully these will cheer you up: Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Here's some more:Here's some lesbian ushers thrown in for the heckuvit: Link to post Share on other sites
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