hank213 1,823 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Guapo and I have a bet going on who will get laid first. 5 bucks.He's still waiting for his wife's vag to heal from giving birth.Me, well, I just get teased. I get the sexin before him, we are both going on multiple months w/o.$5Well, I hope there's no expiration date or it'll just be a push. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Well, I hope there's no expiration date or it'll just be a push.I think the dam will eventually break for one of our partners.The Sandlot/Hideout participants are welcome to take part in this bet.I suggest betting on Guapo.. Link to post Share on other sites
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brvheart 1,752 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I will, but I'll audit it. Therefore, I need an actual class that I can get credit for. And no, unfortunately I did not get into the Jew College. I got into the WASP collegeWhy not?Which White Anglo-Saxon Protestant college accepted you?follow-up question...Did they know you were a scary Jew? before they saw you obv. Link to post Share on other sites
onlyme386 0 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 You know if I win this bet this is going to be the biggest upset in history.Like Michigan vs Applachian State kind of upset.i hope you are getting some kind of odds... Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Which White Anglo-Saxon Protestant college accepted you?follow-up question...Did they know you were a scary Jew? before they saw you obv. I'm pretty sure it was Bob Jones UniversityThe fact Bob Jones University makes the acronym "BJU" makes me giggle. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I just found it interesting, I need a foreign language for History and Portugese sounds fascinating.It is a really fun class, but 90% of foreign language classes depend on the teacher/classmates.Which White Anglo-Saxon Protestant college accepted you?follow-up question...Did they know you were a scary Jew? before they saw you obv. Denison University, and they knew I was jewish, and they STILL gave me 44k to go. Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Denison University, and they knew I was jewish, and they STILL gave me 44k to go.Sounds like a trick to me. Have you ever thought of hiring me as a body guard? Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Sounds like a trick to me. Have you ever thought of hiring me as a body guard?Why would a communist want to be a body guard for a jew? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Why would a communist want to be a body guard for a jew?Same reason Irish chase leprechauns. Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Why would a communist want to be a body guard for a jew?Jews have a lot of money? Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Hi, I'm alive. Long story, but I've been without interwebz at both home and work for a week+ and had to help set up all the audio/computer for another club..Apparently while I was gone I won the king of 45's forum challenge? weeeeee!Anyways, gotta jet, but I'll catch up later. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 You know how you know if you have kids? Whe you know the themes songs by heart to the following.Curious GeorgeMickey Mouse ClubhouseDiegoDora the ExplorerSpongebob Squarepants (this one I knew before I had kids)Sesame street (Ditto)Vegetales and BackyardigansI have played all of those (except vegetales) at work as bumper songs.I also got the old school stuff, like Ducktales, Rescue Rangers, Tale Spin, Punky Brewster, Small Wonder, Fraggle Rock, and jazz like that. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I have played all of those (except vegetales) at work as bumper songs.I also got the old school stuff, like Ducktales, Rescue Rangers, Tale Spin, Punky Brewster, Small Wonder, Fraggle Rock, and jazz like that.Life is like a hurricaneHere in Duck - burgRace cars, lasers, aeroplanesIt's a duck - blur!Might solve a mystery,Or rewrite history!Ducktales! (a - whooh ooh)Every day they're out there makingDucktales! (a - whooh ooh)Tales of daring do bad and goodDucktales!D - D - D - Danger!(Watch behind you)There's a stranger,(out to find you!)What to do?Just grab on to some...Ducktales! (a - whooh ooh)Every day they're out there makingDucktales! (a - whooh ooh)Tales of daring do bad and goodDucktales!Not pony tales or cotton tales, noDucktales!(a - whooh ooh) Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I have a job interview Monday morning. I applied to be a security guard (that carries a gun, taser, and mace. Sweet? I think so). They called me this morning to setup the interview and informed me it'd be in the same building I worked from 06-07. Ironic or coincidental? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I have a job interview Monday morning. I applied to be a security guard (that carries a gun, taser, and mace. Sweet? I think so). They called me this morning to setup the interview and informed me it'd be in the same building I worked from 06-07. Ironic or coincidental?Make sure you refer to the gun as a Gat. And ask them if you can provide your own because you have a hook-up on Gloc 40's. Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Make sure you refer to the gun as a Gat. And ask them if you can provide your own because you have a hook-up on Gloc 40's.I think that's pretty solid advice. Also, let them know that you are not down with drug testing. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I knew something was missing in my life, it was Cappy.Good to have you back Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Make sure you refer to the gun as a Gat. And ask them if you can provide your own because you have a hook-up on Gloc 40's. I think that's pretty solid advice. Also, let them know that you are not down with drug testing.Done and done. I'm a shoo-in for the job! Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I'm sooooo hungry. But I can't keep food down today. I hate being sick. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I'm sooooo hungry. But I can't keep food down today. I hate being sick.Masturbate, it'll pass the time and keep your mind off food. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Masturbate, it'll pass the time and keep your mind off food.But what do I do after those 10 seconds pass? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 But what do I do after those 10 seconds pass?You could just keep doing it and try to catch it your mouth the same way you would, when toss an M&M into the air.That should keep you busy for at least 30 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 You could just keep doing it and try to catch it your mouth the same way you would, when toss an M&M into the air.That should keep you busy for at least 30 minutes.Wow.. yours can shoot that high? Link to post Share on other sites
Oneeydjaq 0 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 So about this bet...If one were to lay a sidebet on who will win, how would it be proved that said "victor's" claim is true? Or are we all just going on the "honor system"? Link to post Share on other sites
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