fornicator1 0 Posted March 28, 2008 Author Share Posted March 28, 2008 After running like dogshit all day shouldnt I be able to win a freakin coinflip? noooooooooooooooooooooPokerStars Game #16304981345: Tournament #82555100, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2008/03/28 - 02:26:18 (ET)Table '82555100 20' 9-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 2: theIdiotBox7 (3435 in chips) Seat 3: fornicator1 (1205 in chips) Seat 4: iApollo (1985 in chips) Seat 5: berniered (3075 in chips) Seat 7: UGSY (1400 in chips) Seat 8: Evil17 (1656 in chips) Seat 9: GrumpyBaby (3184 in chips) Evil17: posts small blind 25GrumpyBaby: posts big blind 50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Kd Ad]theIdiotBox7: folds fornicator1: raises 200 to 250iApollo: folds berniered: folds UGSY: raises 1150 to 1400 and is all-inEvil17: folds GrumpyBaby: folds fornicator1: calls 955 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [Ac Js 4d]Ehunter27 is connected fornicator1 said, "gg"*** TURN *** [Ac Js 4d] [Tc]*** RIVER *** [Ac Js 4d Tc] [5d]*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [Kd Ad] (a pair of Aces)UGSY: shows [Jd Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)UGSY collected 2485 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2485 | Rake 0 Board [Ac Js 4d Tc 5d]Seat 2: theIdiotBox7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: fornicator1 showed [Kd Ad] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 4: iApollo folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: berniered folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: UGSY (button) showed [Jd Jc] and won (2485) with three of a kind, JacksSeat 8: Evil17 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: GrumpyBaby (big blind) folded before Flop Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 28, 2008 Author Share Posted March 28, 2008 what a great dayPokerStars Game #16305401570: Tournament #82558878, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/03/28 - 03:11:31 (ET)Table '82558878 7' 9-max Seat #8 is the buttonSeat 1: justhavefun2 (1585 in chips) Seat 2: Lobo Siete (1600 in chips) Seat 3: novatito (1570 in chips) Seat 4: 66SUPERNOVA (1040 in chips) Seat 5: moe1963 (2580 in chips) Seat 6: fornicator1 (1035 in chips) Seat 8: timothyb83 (420 in chips) Seat 9: rdebruine (3080 in chips) rdebruine: posts small blind 15justhavefun2: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Ad As]Lobo Siete: raises 90 to 120novatito: folds 66SUPERNOVA: folds moe1963: calls 120rodent88 is connected fornicator1: raises 180 to 300timothyb83: calls 300rdebruine: folds justhavefun2: folds Lobo Siete: calls 180moe1963: folds *** FLOP *** [4c 2d Th]Lobo Siete: checks fornicator1: bets 735 and is all-intimothyb83: calls 120 and is all-inLobo Siete: folds *** TURN *** [4c 2d Th] [Jc]*** RIVER *** [4c 2d Th Jc] [Qd]*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)timothyb83: shows [9c 8h] (a straight, Eight to Queen)timothyb83 collected 1305 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1305 | Rake 0 Board [4c 2d Th Jc Qd]Seat 1: justhavefun2 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 2: Lobo Siete folded on the FlopSeat 3: novatito folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: 66SUPERNOVA folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: moe1963 folded before FlopSeat 6: fornicator1 showed [Ad As] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 8: timothyb83 (button) showed [9c 8h] and won (1305) with a straight, Eight to QueenSeat 9: rdebruine (small blind) folded before Flop Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 28, 2008 Author Share Posted March 28, 2008 I just had to deposit onto stars again because of this shit when will it stopPokerStars Game #16305696617: Tournament #82561283, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/03/28 - 03:46:26 (ET)Table '82561283 20' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: Nick_Hornby (1480 in chips) Seat 2: goldkönig (1420 in chips) Seat 3: FrancJosef (1340 in chips) Seat 4: DeWightJr (1540 in chips) Seat 5: TheJudasKiss (1470 in chips) Seat 6: wowzer1 (1750 in chips) Seat 7: fornicator1 (1480 in chips) Seat 8: daddybux71 (1560 in chips) Seat 9: digui71 (1460 in chips) fornicator1: posts small blind 10daddybux71: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [As Ac]digui71: calls 20Nick_Hornby: folds goldkönig: folds FrancJosef: folds DeWightJr: raises 120 to 140TheJudasKiss: folds wowzer1: folds fornicator1: raises 240 to 380daddybux71: folds digui71: folds DeWightJr: calls 240*** FLOP *** [7d 4c 8h]fornicator1: bets 1100 and is all-inDeWightJr: calls 1100*** TURN *** [7d 4c 8h] [6s]*** RIVER *** [7d 4c 8h 6s] [Kd]*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [As Ac] (a pair of Aces)DeWightJr: shows [5d Ad] (a straight, Four to Eight)DeWightJr collected 3000 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3000 | Rake 0 Board [7d 4c 8h 6s Kd]Seat 1: Nick_Hornby folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: goldkönig folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: FrancJosef folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: DeWightJr showed [5d Ad] and won (3000) with a straight, Four to EightSeat 5: TheJudasKiss folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: wowzer1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: fornicator1 (small blind) showed [As Ac] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 8: daddybux71 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: digui71 folded before Flop Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 29, 2008 Author Share Posted March 29, 2008 Well I thought today was gonna be better than yesterday I guess I was wrong. I feel like theses beats are affecting my play. But I also feel like I should play through it and get the beats out of the way. PokerStars Game #16324175164: Tournament #82650034, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/03/28 - 21:56:57 (ET)Table '82650034 20' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: broncoman067 (6410 in chips) Seat 2: fornicator1 (5981 in chips) Seat 3: svit (5840 in chips) Seat 4: FaeNtaStiC (2275 in chips) Seat 5: coolpitou (5700 in chips) Seat 6: Helix85 (2080 in chips) Seat 7: Uniatizer (7012 in chips) Seat 8: Heymatt420 (1135 in chips) Seat 9: carpydog (2935 in chips) coolpitou: posts small blind 100Helix85: posts big blind 200*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Kh Ad]Uniatizer: folds Heymatt420: folds carpydog: calls 200broncoman067: folds fornicator1: raises 1200 to 1400svit: folds FaeNtaStiC: folds coolpitou: folds Helix85: raises 680 to 2080 and is all-incarpydog: folds fornicator1: calls 680*** FLOP *** [8h Jh 4s]*** TURN *** [8h Jh 4s] [Tc]*** RIVER *** [8h Jh 4s Tc] [3s]*** SHOW DOWN ***Helix85: shows [Ts Kc] (a pair of Tens)fornicator1: shows [Kh Ad] (high card Ace)Helix85 collected 4460 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 4460 | Rake 0 Board [8h Jh 4s Tc 3s]Seat 1: broncoman067 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: fornicator1 showed [Kh Ad] and lost with high card AceSeat 3: svit folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: FaeNtaStiC (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: coolpitou (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: Helix85 (big blind) showed [Ts Kc] and won (4460) with a pair of TensSeat 7: Uniatizer folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: Heymatt420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: carpydog folded before Flop Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 29, 2008 Author Share Posted March 29, 2008 Then QJ<9 10 to finish me off. Table closed after I went out and I didnt feel like getting the HH. This is terrible. Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 29, 2008 Author Share Posted March 29, 2008 wowI'm gonna keep playing and getting my money in ahead. I'm not depositing again so if i go busto superjeff13 will have to run the 4.40 challenge solo.PokerStars Game #16326108691: Tournament #81874278, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/03/28 - 23:27:16 (ET)Table '81874278 199' 9-max Seat #8 is the buttonSeat 1: OHIOBABE1 (1625 in chips) Seat 2: DaneW (1025 in chips) Seat 3: buzzduck (3390 in chips) Seat 4: jason60288 (1500 in chips) Seat 5: RobinDH (4085 in chips) Seat 6: fornicator1 (1565 in chips) Seat 7: StayHomeMom4 (1380 in chips) is sitting outSeat 8: Phagalious (945 in chips) Seat 9: Poisonivy18 (1250 in chips) Poisonivy18: posts small blind 15OHIOBABE1: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Qh Ks]DaneW: folds buzzduck: calls 30jason60288: folds RobinDH: calls 30fornicator1: calls 30StayHomeMom4: folds Phagalious: folds Poisonivy18: folds OHIOBABE1: checks *** FLOP *** [Tc 8h Kc]OHIOBABE1: checks buzzduck: bets 150RobinDH: calls 150fornicator1: raises 1385 to 1535 and is all-inOHIOBABE1: raises 60 to 1595 and is all-inbuzzduck: folds RobinDH: folds *** TURN *** [Tc 8h Kc] [5c]*** RIVER *** [Tc 8h Kc 5c] [Jd]*** SHOW DOWN ***OHIOBABE1: shows [9c Jc] (a flush, King high)fornicator1: shows [Qh Ks] (a pair of Kings)OHIOBABE1 collected 3505 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3505 | Rake 0 Board [Tc 8h Kc 5c Jd]Seat 1: OHIOBABE1 (big blind) showed [9c Jc] and won (3505) with a flush, King highSeat 2: DaneW folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: buzzduck folded on the FlopSeat 4: jason60288 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: RobinDH folded on the FlopSeat 6: fornicator1 showed [Qh Ks] and lost with a pair of KingsSeat 7: StayHomeMom4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: Phagalious (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: Poisonivy18 (small blind) folded before Flop Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 29, 2008 Author Share Posted March 29, 2008 I guess I shove preflop but damn when will this endokerStars Game #16328072312: Tournament #82678457, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/03/29 - 01:19:14 (ET)Table '82678457 3' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: fornicator1 (1500 in chips) Seat 2: 5rl007 (1470 in chips) Seat 3: dcode1985 (1400 in chips) Seat 4: gmen0410 (1440 in chips) Seat 5: krazy1979 (1470 in chips) Seat 6: Boo33 (1720 in chips) Seat 7: HawkeyeScott (1500 in chips) Seat 8: typeoneg6669 (1500 in chips) Seat 9: Big003 (1500 in chips) Boo33: posts small blind 10HawkeyeScott: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Ad Ah]typeoneg6669 has timed outtypeoneg6669: folds typeoneg6669 is sitting outBig003: raises 20 to 40fornicator1: raises 100 to 1405rl007: folds dcode1985: calls 140gmen0410: calls 140krazy1979: folds Boo33: folds HawkeyeScott: folds Big003: calls 100*** FLOP *** [7h 6s Jd]Big003: bets 160fornicator1: raises 1200 to 1360 and is all-indcode1985: calls 1260 and is all-ingmen0410: folds Big003: calls 1200 and is all-in*** TURN *** [7h 6s Jd] [Ts]typeoneg6669 has returned*** RIVER *** [7h 6s Jd Ts] [4d]*** SHOW DOWN ***Big003: shows [2s Js] (a pair of Jacks)fornicator1: shows [Ad Ah] (a pair of Aces)fornicator1 collected 200 from side potdcode1985: shows [6c 7c] (two pair, Sevens and Sixes)dcode1985 collected 4370 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 4570 Main pot 4370. Side pot 200. | Rake 0 Board [7h 6s Jd Ts 4d]Seat 1: fornicator1 showed [Ad Ah] and won (200) with a pair of AcesSeat 2: 5rl007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: dcode1985 showed [6c 7c] and won (4370) with two pair, Sevens and SixesSeat 4: gmen0410 folded on the FlopSeat 5: krazy1979 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Boo33 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: HawkeyeScott (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: typeoneg6669 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: Big003 showed [2s Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 29, 2008 Author Share Posted March 29, 2008 WTF am I doing wrong i am seriously getting pissedPokerStars Game #16330592620: Tournament #82692676, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/03/29 - 05:17:04 (ET)Table '82692676 2' 9-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: haruurara (1500 in chips) is sitting outSeat 2: heinz34 (1490 in chips) Seat 3: chipnmecrack (1420 in chips) Seat 4: fornicator1 (1500 in chips) Seat 5: dannyboy5817 (1500 in chips) Seat 6: WILL_WELL (1500 in chips) Seat 7: dynomit61 (1500 in chips) Seat 8: appel75 (1420 in chips) Seat 9: thomash77 (1670 in chips) chipnmecrack: posts small blind 10fornicator1: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Jc Js]dannyboy5817: folds WILL_WELL: folds dynomit61: folds appel75: folds thomash77: folds haruurara: folds heinz34: calls 20chipnmecrack: folds fornicator1: raises 80 to 100heinz34: raises 80 to 180fornicator1: raises 1320 to 1500 and is all-inheinz34: calls 1310 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [Qc 5s 8d]*** TURN *** [Qc 5s 8d] [Jh]*** RIVER *** [Qc 5s 8d Jh] [9h]*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [Jc Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)heinz34: shows [Tc 8s] (a straight, Eight to Queen)heinz34 collected 2990 from potfornicator1 said, "lol"haruurara said, "omg"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2990 | Rake 0 Board [Qc 5s 8d Jh 9h]Seat 1: haruurara folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: heinz34 (button) showed [Tc 8s] and won (2990) with a straight, Eight to QueenSeat 3: chipnmecrack (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 4: fornicator1 (big blind) showed [Jc Js] and lost with three of a kind, JacksSeat 5: dannyboy5817 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: WILL_WELL folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: dynomit61 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: appel75 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: thomash77 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 30, 2008 Author Share Posted March 30, 2008 OK well I tried starting today fresh with a good attitude. This isnt that bad but the guy never hesitated like he knew it was coming. I'll be busto tonight it looks like.PokerStars Game #16351922693: Tournament #82792055, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/03/30 - 00:04:18 (ET)Table '82792055 14' 9-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: fornicator1 (2935 in chips) Seat 2: fxrmax (10980 in chips) Seat 4: sprtint (3135 in chips) Seat 5: L0L_WUT (2885 in chips) Seat 6: DeniroMuerte (5425 in chips) Seat 7: Dejo0915 (5535 in chips) Seat 8: tromss21 (5625 in chips) Seat 9: stump12 (5472 in chips) sprtint: posts small blind 100L0L_WUT: posts big blind 200*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Ts Ad]DeniroMuerte: folds Dejo0915: folds tromss21: folds stump12: folds fornicator1: raises 400 to 600fxrmax: folds sprtint: calls 500L0L_WUT: folds *** FLOP *** [6s 9s 8c]sprtint: checks fornicator1: checks *** TURN *** [6s 9s 8c] [Ah]sprtint: checks fornicator1: bets 800sprtint: calls 800*** RIVER *** [6s 9s 8c Ah] [Td]sprtint: checks fornicator1: bets 1535 and is all-insprtint: calls 1535*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [Ts Ad] (two pair, Aces and Tens)sprtint: shows [7h Jc] (a straight, Seven to Jack)sprtint collected 6070 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 6070 | Rake 0 Board [6s 9s 8c Ah Td]Seat 1: fornicator1 showed [Ts Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and TensSeat 2: fxrmax (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: sprtint (small blind) showed [7h Jc] and won (6070) with a straight, Seven to JackSeat 5: L0L_WUT (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: DeniroMuerte folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: Dejo0915 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: tromss21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: stump12 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 30, 2008 Author Share Posted March 30, 2008 Another classic get it in ahead and obv lose. I was scared of AA or KK here but this is about the best i could hope for right?wrong hh Link to post Share on other sites
Roo6339 0 Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 You won that hand... Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Author Share Posted March 31, 2008 Yea your right. I get so mad I cant even post the right HH. It was QQ < 1010 < 74 or something like that. But instead of tripling up I get knocked out obv.Heres my latest masterpiece from the FINAL TABLEPokerStars Game #16381290574: Tournament #82940601, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (500/1000) - 2008/03/31 - 05:36:01 (ET)Table '82940601 13' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: briggs1628 (33195 in chips) Seat 4: asidesimple (8095 in chips) Seat 5: Janosik84 (42154 in chips) Seat 6: fornicator1 (21360 in chips) Seat 7: Danimal411 (37103 in chips) Seat 8: melbatoest (105101 in chips) Seat 9: countr21 (22992 in chips) briggs1628: posts the ante 100asidesimple: posts the ante 100Janosik84: posts the ante 100fornicator1: posts the ante 100Danimal411: posts the ante 100melbatoest: posts the ante 100countr21: posts the ante 100Janosik84: posts small blind 500fornicator1: posts big blind 1000*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Ac Ah]Danimal411: raises 1550 to 2550melbatoest: folds countr21: folds briggs1628: folds asidesimple: folds Janosik84: calls 2050fornicator1: raises 6450 to 9000Danimal411: raises 28003 to 37003 and is all-inJanosik84: folds fornicator1: calls 12260 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [Th Qd Qc]*** TURN *** [Th Qd Qc] [Tc]*** RIVER *** [Th Qd Qc Tc] [Ks]*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [Ac Ah] (two pair, Aces and Queens)Danimal411: shows [Jh Ad] (a straight, Ten to Ace)Danimal411 collected 45770 from potDanimal411 said, "sick"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 45770 | Rake 0 Board [Th Qd Qc Tc Ks]Seat 1: briggs1628 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: asidesimple (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: Janosik84 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: fornicator1 (big blind) showed [Ac Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and QueensSeat 7: Danimal411 showed [Jh Ad] and won (45770) with a straight, Ten to AceSeat 8: melbatoest folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: countr21 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 weeePokerStars Game #16449125531: Tournament #83283358, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/04/03 - 01:00:50 (ET)Table '83283358 16' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: big goon 1 (7505 in chips) Seat 2: ieatorangepe (3883 in chips) Seat 3: ooPriapism (3680 in chips) Seat 4: BADMF17 (3270 in chips) Seat 5: fornicator1 (1720 in chips) Seat 6: AcesWild1818 (4080 in chips) Seat 8: IHeartArt (7040 in chips) Seat 9: Lobo Siete (5825 in chips) IHeartArt: posts small blind 100Lobo Siete: posts big blind 200*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [8c 8d]big goon 1: calls 200ieatorangepe: calls 200ooPriapism: folds BADMF17: folds fornicator1: raises 1520 to 1720 and is all-inAcesWild1818: folds IHeartArt: folds Lobo Siete: folds big goon 1: calls 1520ieatorangepe: folds *** FLOP *** [4c Jd 6s]*** TURN *** [4c Jd 6s] [Kd]*** RIVER *** [4c Jd 6s Kd] [9s]*** SHOW DOWN ***big goon 1: shows [Tc Qh] (a straight, Nine to King)fornicator1: shows [8c 8d] (a pair of Eights)big goon 1 collected 3940 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 3940 | Rake 0 Board [4c Jd 6s Kd 9s]Seat 1: big goon 1 showed [Tc Qh] and won (3940) with a straight, Nine to KingSeat 2: ieatorangepe folded before FlopSeat 3: ooPriapism folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: BADMF17 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: fornicator1 showed [8c 8d] and lost with a pair of EightsSeat 6: AcesWild1818 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: IHeartArt (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: Lobo Siete (big blind) folded before Flop Link to post Share on other sites
biggs88 0 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Are you Kenyan? Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 kenyans run gootokerStars Game #16450974023: Tournament #83297324, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2008/04/03 - 04:03:22 (ET)Table '83297324 16' 9-max Seat #9 is the buttonSeat 1: tracyandme (2712 in chips) is sitting outSeat 2: Hey-Boy (5468 in chips) Seat 3: mign (1220 in chips) Seat 4: fornicator1 (4190 in chips) Seat 5: LuckySkillzz (7630 in chips) Seat 6: seventh_sam (3225 in chips) Seat 7: nicki1985 (4375 in chips) Seat 8: mama111222 (5575 in chips) Seat 9: hogtied53 (255 in chips) is sitting outtracyandme: posts small blind 75Hey-Boy: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [As Qh]mign: folds fornicator1: calls 150LuckySkillzz: folds seventh_sam: folds nicki1985: folds mama111222: folds hogtied53: folds tracyandme: folds Hey-Boy: checks *** FLOP *** [Qd Ac 8s]Hey-Boy: bets 300fornicator1: raises 600 to 900Hey-Boy: calls 600*** TURN *** [Qd Ac 8s] [4h]Hey-Boy: bets 4418 and is all-infornicator1: calls 3140 and is all-in*** RIVER *** [Qd Ac 8s 4h] [Kc]*** SHOW DOWN ***Hey-Boy: shows [Kd Ks] (three of a kind, Kings)fornicator1: shows [As Qh] (two pair, Aces and Queens)Hey-Boy collected 8455 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 8455 | Rake 0 Board [Qd Ac 8s 4h Kc]Seat 1: tracyandme (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 2: Hey-Boy (big blind) showed [Kd Ks] and won (8455) with three of a kind, KingsSeat 3: mign folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: fornicator1 showed [As Qh] and lost with two pair, Aces and QueensSeat 5: LuckySkillzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: seventh_sam folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: nicki1985 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: mama111222 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: hogtied53 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
biggs88 0 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 kenyans run long-distance gootFYP Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 FYPvery true sir.PokerStars Game #16486668106: Tournament #83485419, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/04/04 - 17:34:13 (ET)Table '83485419 19' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: MorgiCamy (4320 in chips) Seat 2: Zar-C (3220 in chips) Seat 3: Chipleadl (1240 in chips) is sitting outSeat 4: alfalfa7 (1630 in chips) Seat 5: Tymanneke (1845 in chips) Seat 6: Lady Cop 911 (1005 in chips) Seat 7: CoachLars (900 in chips) Seat 8: fornicator1 (1450 in chips) Seat 9: CTballer (1470 in chips) Lady Cop 911: posts small blind 15CoachLars: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [8h 8d]fornicator1: calls 30CTballer: folds MorgiCamy: calls 30Zar-C: calls 30Chipleadl: folds alfalfa7: folds Tymanneke: folds Lady Cop 911: calls 15CoachLars: checks *** FLOP *** [As 8s Ac]Lady Cop 911: checks CoachLars: checks fornicator1: checks MorgiCamy: checks Zar-C: checks *** TURN *** [As 8s Ac] [Jc]Lady Cop 911: bets 30CoachLars: raises 90 to 120fornicator1: raises 300 to 420MorgiCamy: folds Zar-C: folds Lady Cop 911: calls 390CoachLars: raises 450 to 870 and is all-infornicator1: raises 450 to 1320Lady Cop 911: calls 555 and is all-in*** RIVER *** [As 8s Ac Jc] [Js]*** SHOW DOWN ***Lady Cop 911: shows [7h Ah] (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)fornicator1: shows [8h 8d] (a full house, Eights full of Aces)Lady Cop 911 collected 210 from side potCoachLars: shows [3d Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)Lady Cop 911 collected 1380 from main potCoachLars collected 1380 from main potfornicator1 said, "lol"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2970 Main pot 2760. Side pot 210. | Rake 0 Board [As 8s Ac Jc Js]Seat 1: MorgiCamy folded on the TurnSeat 2: Zar-C folded on the TurnSeat 3: Chipleadl folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: alfalfa7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: Tymanneke (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Lady Cop 911 (small blind) showed [7h Ah] and won (1590) with a full house, Aces full of JacksSeat 7: CoachLars (big blind) showed [3d Ad] and won (1380) with a full house, Aces full of JacksSeat 8: fornicator1 showed [8h 8d] and lost with a full house, Eights full of AcesSeat 9: CTballer folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted April 7, 2008 Author Share Posted April 7, 2008 why do these stupid ****ing idiots get rewarded for making terrible playsPokerStars Game #16548902054: Tournament #83804158, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/04/07 - 04:48:48 (ET)Table '83804158 9' 9-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 1: fornicator1 (3330 in chips) Seat 2: Rounder II (3675 in chips) Seat 3: Stutzpunkt (915 in chips) is sitting outSeat 4: theorc (560 in chips) Seat 5: AUGIESTYLE (3160 in chips) Seat 6: SeraphimV (16290 in chips) Seat 7: snatchit4u (4075 in chips) Seat 8: ouid420 (1170 in chips) Seat 9: crip 11 (1590 in chips) ouid420: posts small blind 50crip 11: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Kh As]fornicator1: raises 3230 to 3330 and is all-inRounder II: folds Stutzpunkt: folds theorc: folds AUGIESTYLE: folds SeraphimV: folds snatchit4u: calls 3330ouid420: folds crip 11: folds *** FLOP *** [7h 3c 3h]*** TURN *** [7h 3c 3h] [3s]*** RIVER *** [7h 3c 3h 3s] [Td]*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [Kh As] (three of a kind, Threes)snatchit4u: shows [Ts Kc] (a full house, Threes full of Tens)snatchit4u collected 6810 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 6810 | Rake 0 Board [7h 3c 3h 3s Td]Seat 1: fornicator1 showed [Kh As] and lost with three of a kind, ThreesSeat 2: Rounder II folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: Stutzpunkt folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: theorc folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: AUGIESTYLE folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: SeraphimV folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: snatchit4u (button) showed [Ts Kc] and won (6810) with a full house, Threes full of TensSeat 8: ouid420 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: crip 11 (big blind) folded before Flop Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 23 people left. 5 to the $$. I go with my instinct which turns out to be correct. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYnope i hate this ****in game i really do. 2 hours for nothing.PokerStars Game #16592512930: Tournament #84018612, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2008/04/08 - 23:05:10 (ET)Table '84018612 5' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: assassino (7688 in chips) Seat 3: fornicator1 (5345 in chips) Seat 4: rangmo (7810 in chips) Seat 5: tokeRJallDAY (6980 in chips) Seat 6: jacksr24 (19600 in chips) Seat 7: kingmrp (10638 in chips) Seat 8: SAM16300 (9437 in chips) Seat 9: Hobbdidday (17952 in chips) assassino: posts the ante 25fornicator1: posts the ante 25rangmo: posts the ante 25tokeRJallDAY: posts the ante 25jacksr24: posts the ante 25kingmrp: posts the ante 25SAM16300: posts the ante 25Hobbdidday: posts the ante 25rangmo: posts small blind 200tokeRJallDAY: posts big blind 400*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Ah 3h]jacksr24: folds kingmrp: folds SAM16300: folds Hobbdidday: folds assassino: folds fornicator1: calls 400rangmo: calls 200tokeRJallDAY: checks *** FLOP *** [Qc Ac 6s]rangmo: checks tokeRJallDAY: checks fornicator1: bets 1200rangmo: folds tokeRJallDAY: raises 5355 to 6555 and is all-infornicator1: calls 3720 and is all-in*** TURN *** [Qc Ac 6s] [Qs]*** RIVER *** [Qc Ac 6s Qs] [9c]*** SHOW DOWN ***tokeRJallDAY: shows [Qd Ks] (three of a kind, Queens)fornicator1: shows [Ah 3h] (two pair, Aces and Queens)tokeRJallDAY collected 11240 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 11240 | Rake 0 Board [Qc Ac 6s Qs 9c]Seat 1: assassino folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: fornicator1 (button) showed [Ah 3h] and lost with two pair, Aces and QueensSeat 4: rangmo (small blind) folded on the FlopSeat 5: tokeRJallDAY (big blind) showed [Qd Ks] and won (11240) with three of a kind, QueensSeat 6: jacksr24 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: kingmrp folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: SAM16300 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: Hobbdidday folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 PokerStars Game #16613179356: Tournament #83972430, $0.50+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/04/09 - 20:46:24 (ET)Table '83972430 211' 9-max Seat #9 is the buttonSeat 1: Dede2007 (1300 in chips) Seat 2: G 17 G (2065 in chips) Seat 3: rotenronnie (2960 in chips) Seat 4: gehtschon (6335 in chips) Seat 5: TINPANALI (1960 in chips) Seat 6: fornicator1 (4400 in chips) Seat 7: wildone23 (2800 in chips) Seat 8: patug (1640 in chips) Seat 9: sugarlyn (5315 in chips) Dede2007: posts small blind 50G 17 G: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Ks Kc]rotenronnie: folds gehtschon: folds TINPANALI: raises 300 to 400fornicator1: raises 4000 to 4400 and is all-inwildone23: folds patug: folds sugarlyn: folds Dede2007: folds G 17 G: folds TINPANALI: calls 1560 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [7d 2h Js]*** TURN *** [7d 2h Js] [Ad]*** RIVER *** [7d 2h Js Ad] [3h]*** SHOW DOWN ***TINPANALI: shows [Jd Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)fornicator1: shows [Ks Kc] (a pair of Kings)TINPANALI collected 4070 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 4070 | Rake 0 Board [7d 2h Js Ad 3h]Seat 1: Dede2007 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 2: G 17 G (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 3: rotenronnie folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: gehtschon folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: TINPANALI showed [Jd Jh] and won (4070) with three of a kind, JacksSeat 6: fornicator1 showed [Ks Kc] and lost with a pair of KingsSeat 7: wildone23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: patug folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: sugarlyn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 PokerStars Game #16614018730: Tournament #84142626, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/04/09 - 21:26:25 (ET)Table '84142626 8' 9-max Seat #8 is the buttonSeat 2: plumbcrazy68 (840 in chips) Seat 3: Tugaske (1590 in chips) Seat 4: cupking48 (1470 in chips) Seat 5: slychipstack (2645 in chips) Seat 6: boos81 (1325 in chips) Seat 7: fornicator1 (1175 in chips) Seat 8: WEAREpprTGRS (2190 in chips) Seat 9: HaveToPlay (415 in chips) HaveToPlay: posts small blind 15plumbcrazy68: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [7c 7h]Tugaske: folds cupking48 has timed outcupking48: folds cupking48 is sitting outslychipstack: raises 90 to 120boos81: calls 120fornicator1: calls 120WEAREpprTGRS: folds cupking48 has returnedHaveToPlay: folds plumbcrazy68: folds *** FLOP *** [Ad As 7d]slychipstack: bets 150boos81: calls 150fornicator1: raises 300 to 450slychipstack: folds boos81: calls 300*** TURN *** [Ad As 7d] [2c]boos81: checks fornicator1: bets 90boos81: raises 510 to 600fornicator1: raises 5 to 605 and is all-inboos81: calls 5*** RIVER *** [Ad As 7d 2c] [Jc]*** SHOW DOWN ***boos81: shows [2h Ah] (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)fornicator1: shows [7c 7h] (a full house, Sevens full of Aces)boos81 collected 2665 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2665 | Rake 0 Board [Ad As 7d 2c Jc]Seat 2: plumbcrazy68 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 3: Tugaske folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: cupking48 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: slychipstack folded on the FlopSeat 6: boos81 showed [2h Ah] and won (2665) with a full house, Aces full of DeucesSeat 7: fornicator1 showed [7c 7h] and lost with a full house, Sevens full of AcesSeat 8: WEAREpprTGRS (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: HaveToPlay (small blind) folded before Flop Link to post Share on other sites
gtycoon 0 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Those are some tough beats. Poker is fun sometimes isn't it? You should start a thread for when you're on the other side of those so you can see if they even out over time. Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 PokerStars Game #16699553532: Tournament #84581550, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2008/04/13 - 12:42:07 (ET)Table '84581550 3' 9-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 2: kyokuit (11550 in chips) Seat 4: sirio75 (19687 in chips) Seat 5: tdotpreppy (24870 in chips) Seat 6: garcimor333 (6221 in chips) Seat 7: win48win (19950 in chips) Seat 8: Eskarnia (9335 in chips) Seat 9: fornicator1 (7200 in chips) kyokuit: posts the ante 50sirio75: posts the ante 50tdotpreppy: posts the ante 50garcimor333: posts the ante 50win48win: posts the ante 50Eskarnia: posts the ante 50fornicator1: posts the ante 50Eskarnia: posts small blind 300fornicator1: posts big blind 600*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Ac Ad]kyokuit: folds sirio75: folds tdotpreppy: raises 1200 to 1800garcimor333: folds win48win: folds Eskarnia: folds fornicator1: raises 2400 to 4200tdotpreppy: calls 2400*** FLOP *** [Ts Td Jh]fornicator1: bets 2950 and is all-intdotpreppy: calls 2950*** TURN *** [Ts Td Jh] [9h]*** RIVER *** [Ts Td Jh 9h] [7c]*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [Ac Ad] (two pair, Aces and Tens)tdotpreppy: shows [8d 8s] (a straight, Seven to Jack)tdotpreppy collected 14950 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 14950 | Rake 0 Board [Ts Td Jh 9h 7c]Seat 2: kyokuit folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: sirio75 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: tdotpreppy showed [8d 8s] and won (14950) with a straight, Seven to JackSeat 6: garcimor333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: win48win (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: Eskarnia (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: fornicator1 (big blind) showed [Ac Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens Link to post Share on other sites
I_fold08 1 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 i hate poker so much Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 The part that pisses me off the most is that this bullshit always happens right before the bubble. So i waste like 2.5 ****ing hours.PokerStars Game #16718380600: Tournament #84679757, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2008/04/14 - 04:30:54 (ET)Table '84679757 16' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: monopolistic (7602 in chips) Seat 2: bullfrog75 (12436 in chips) Seat 4: JWingateAA23 (10977 in chips) Seat 5: radutzunz (24393 in chips) Seat 6: jokerjokerr (13598 in chips) Seat 7: fornicator1 (6226 in chips) Seat 8: micksmicky (6280 in chips) Seat 9: pokerMER53 (3565 in chips) monopolistic: posts the ante 50bullfrog75: posts the ante 50JWingateAA23: posts the ante 50radutzunz: posts the ante 50jokerjokerr: posts the ante 50fornicator1: posts the ante 50micksmicky: posts the ante 50pokerMER53: posts the ante 50fornicator1: posts small blind 300micksmicky: posts big blind 600*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [4c 4s]pokerMER53: folds monopolistic: folds bullfrog75: folds JWingateAA23: calls 600radutzunz: folds jokerjokerr: folds fornicator1: calls 300micksmicky: checks *** FLOP *** [Ah 4h Ad]fornicator1: checks micksmicky: checks JWingateAA23: bets 1200fornicator1: raises 4376 to 5576 and is all-inmicksmicky: folds JWingateAA23: calls 4376*** TURN *** [Ah 4h Ad] [Qh]*** RIVER *** [Ah 4h Ad Qh] [Ac]*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [4c 4s] (a full house, Aces full of Fours)JWingateAA23: shows [As Js] (four of a kind, Aces)JWingateAA23 collected 13352 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 13352 | Rake 0 Board [Ah 4h Ad Qh Ac]Seat 1: monopolistic folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: bullfrog75 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: JWingateAA23 showed [As Js] and won (13352) with four of a kind, AcesSeat 5: radutzunz folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: jokerjokerr (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: fornicator1 (small blind) showed [4c 4s] and lost with a full house, Aces full of FoursSeat 8: micksmicky (big blind) folded on the FlopSeat 9: pokerMER53 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
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