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sorry if previously posted (don't really browse FCP much these days), i just found this really funny because it mentions eric ryland in it...

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You too cool for us now?You went from 75 posts/day to not being around.
lol, it was a fun 11 days while they lasted
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while on this topic,how about we write a rap, here i'll start...Good bye to the game, all the spoils, the adrenaline rushYour blood boils, you in a pot, knowing hearts could dropAnd your set - is so easy to crack the turn comes a heart, and you’re screwed - pretty muchBut why? How? Wtf did i do?I keep running worse than a lady with a cracked out hairdoThat aint right but it’s fact, poker is both skill and luckYou get up from your seat enta’ your pick up truck, with a bottle of booze in your hand, n’ some weed n’ some crackBefore you get a chance to drive home to your wife,Tilt creeps into your veins and you go back to tha’ shack‘Yo dealer, deal me, I’ll post my blind from the cutoff’ – ‘That aint smart dude, it’s –EV, you should just go home and jerk off, Grab some pepsi, hit the desktop, get some porn on the screenYour tilt melts away like a pacific sardin’ (couldn’t think of anything that rhymed except that)Continue...

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while on this topic,how about we write a rap, here i'll start...Good bye to the game, all the spoils, the adrenaline rushYour blood boils, you in a pot, knowing hearts could dropAnd your set - is so easy to crack the turn comes a heart, and you’re screwed - pretty muchBut why? How? Wtf did i do?I keep running worse than a lady with a cracked out hairdoThat aint right but it’s fact, poker is both skill and luckYou get up from your seat enta’ your pick up truck, with a bottle of booze in your hand, n’ some weed n’ some crackBefore you get a chance to drive home to your wife,Tilt creeps into your veins and you go back to tha’ shack‘Yo dealer, deal me, I’ll post my blind from the cutoff’ – ‘That aint smart dude, it’s –EV, you should just go home and jerk off, Grab some pepsi, hit the desktop, get some porn on the screenYour tilt melts away like a pacific sardin’ (couldn’t think of anything that rhymed except that)Continue...
Yikes dude.I'm quoting this so when you realize how embarrassing it is, you can't edit. You're welcome.
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Yikes dude.I'm quoting this so when you realize how embarrassing it is, you can't edit. You're welcome.
jeez, you guys are uptight...get a sesne of humour...
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