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I Slow Rolled Someone Yesterday


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Slowroll me all day, I'm just going to rob you in the parking lot anyway. Poker skills be damned, all you really need to make money in this world is a large caliber handgun.
Or you could just wait until Royal goes to McDonalds afterwards cause he has a BigMac attack, and jump him in the parking lot..........
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thank you, thank you.I never do it. and It was kinda accident, but when it happened, it was like the 1st time a cousin licks your *******. weird and surprisingly awesome feeling.
Thought this could use a little fixxin !
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LOL WHEN ROYAL SLOWROLLED STRAIGHT FLUSH/ A HIGH FLUSH/ AAX IN CHINESE POKER.ALSO DURING THE SERIES LAST YEAR I SLOWROLLED GILBERTOLOGY AT 20/40 LO8 WITH QUADS. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
lol drunktard its not a slowroll when you misread your hand unintentionally. I had KKxx, the flop was K74, turn 7, river 7, capped on every street 5 bets except on the river when I led out, one guy called, one guy folded, and ray thinks for awhile and asks me if I have the 7. I say no because I know im shippin this pot, and he just flat calls with AAxx without checking his cards the entire hand since he just knew aa was gonna be the nuts. I flip over my hand and ray has a sad dissapointed look on his face until he looks at his xx cards and one of them is a 7 and he just starts cracking up. donkey.
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lol drunktard its not a slowroll when you misread your hand unintentionally. I had KKxx, the flop was K74, turn 7, river 7, capped on every street 5 bets except on the river when I led out, one guy called, one guy folded, and ray thinks for awhile and asks me if I have the 7. I say no because I know im shippin this pot, and he just flat calls with AAxx without checking his cards the entire hand since he just knew aa was gonna be the nuts. I flip over my hand and ray has a sad dissapointed look on his face until he looks at his xx cards and one of them is a 7 and he just starts cracking up. donkey.
lol, there's two sides to every slow roll.
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lol drunktard its not a slowroll when you misread your hand unintentionally. I had KKxx, the flop was K74, turn 7, river 7, capped on every street 5 bets except on the river when I led out, one guy called, one guy folded, and ray thinks for awhile and asks me if I have the 7. I say no because I know im shippin this pot, and he just flat calls with AAxx without checking his cards the entire hand since he just knew aa was gonna be the nuts. I flip over my hand and ray has a sad dissapointed look on his face until he looks at his xx cards and one of them is a 7 and he just starts cracking up. donkey.
Ah...truth is like booze sometimes...
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thank you, thank you.I never do it. and It was kinda accident, but when it happened, it was like the 1st time a chick licks your *******. weird and surprisingly awesome feeling.
that is so sick in so many ways... I don't understand how you can let a girl do that, but I guess maybe it's just me. I don't think I could respect a girl willing to do that.
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that is so sick in so many ways... I don't understand how you can let a girl do that, but I guess maybe it's just me. I don't think I could respect a girl willing to do that.
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that is so sick in so many ways... I don't understand how you can let a girl do that, but I guess maybe it's just me. I don't think I could respect a girl willing to do that.
you'd be surprised.
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and It felt great.that is all
can i get your autograph?? please
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LOL WHEN ROYAL SLOWROLLED STRAIGHT FLUSH/ A HIGH FLUSH/ AAX IN CHINESE POKER.ALSO DURING THE SERIES LAST YEAR I SLOWROLLED GILBERTOLOGY AT 20/40 LO8 WITH QUADS. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
lol drunktard its not a slowroll when you misread your hand unintentionally. I had KKxx, the flop was K74, turn 7, river 7, capped on every street 5 bets except on the river when I led out, one guy called, one guy folded, and ray thinks for awhile and asks me if I have the 7. I say no because I know im shippin this pot, and he just flat calls with AAxx without checking his cards the entire hand since he just knew aa was gonna be the nuts. I flip over my hand and ray has a sad dissapointed look on his face until he looks at his xx cards and one of them is a 7 and he just starts cracking up. donkey.
LMAO I tried to sig this a couple different ways, but it is too long. Still, classic.
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This clown slowrolled the shit out of this girl last night. He had 97 on a board of 982 10 7 and he let her show QQ for at least 30 seconds before he flipped his hand over.

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aids.btw, what hair style did you decide on?so when you die of aids at least you'll look good.
actuallyI had a dream last night taht i had hair like Rambo in Rambo 3. and so i'm goin to grow it out like that and wear a sweatband 24/7
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