Help Me Make Convo. With Boring Know-nothings

[Luv4TheDuece 0]

Im taking one of those lab classes that are once a week for 3 hours. We look at small shit through microscopes all day. It's a relatively small class, about 14people when it's at it's busiest. There is one chick in there whos pretty hot, very nice booty. I had her in one of my classes before, so breaking the ice was naturally easy.Shes Spanish, seemingly conservative, and doesnt appear to have a lot of friends. Shes down to earth(i.e.-No princess complexes) and I guess shes got her shit together although she still lives with her parents.She shows all the signs of a decent prospect: laughs at my stupid jokes, joins me outside for cigarettes whenever I decide I want one, engages me on my work in class and all that other petty flirting bullshit. Im pretty sure I got the attraction part locked up.Shes pretty dull though, doesnt make conversation well. Doesnt ask questions about shit. I usually have to force my way through the talk which in turn leads to me asking really boring questions about stupid shit she probably doesnt care about. She does a god job of smiling and nodding though. She's horribly dull but man, she has got some back.I want cut out all of this middle-school bullshit, but I dont want to seem to desperate. Any idea on how to play this? Any idea on how to manipulate the conversation into something more interesting, like anal? Any ideas on tpoics or anything? Talking to his girl is like pulling teeth. Like I said before, this girl is seemingly conservative and for all I know could even be a virgin. Very frustrated. I appreciate all of your help and seriousness. I also appreciate the "Man up you ****ing pussy" comments as well.Thank Youq

[vonteego3 0]

Im taking one of those lab classes that are once a week for 3 hours. We look at small shit through microscopes all day. It's a relatively small class, about 14people when it's at it's busiest. There is one chick in there whos pretty hot, very nice booty. I had her in one of my classes before, so breaking the ice was naturally easy.Shes Spanish, seemingly conservative, and doesnt appear to have a lot of friends. Shes down to earth(i.e.-No princess complexes) and I guess shes got her shit together although she still lives with her parents.She shows all the signs of a decent prospect: laughs at my stupid jokes, joins me outside for cigarettes whenever I decide I want one, engages me on my work in class and all that other petty flirting bullshit. Im pretty sure I got the attraction part locked up.Shes pretty dull though, doesnt make conversation well. Doesnt ask questions about shit. I usually have to force my way through the talk which in turn leads to me asking really boring questions about stupid shit she probably doesnt care about. She does a god job of smiling and nodding though. She's horribly dull but man, she has got some back.I want cut out all of this middle-school bullshit, but I dont want to seem to desperate. Any idea on how to play this? Any idea on how to manipulate the conversation into something more interesting, like anal? Any ideas on tpoics or anything? Talking to his girl is like pulling teeth. Like I said before, this girl is seemingly conservative and for all I know could even be a virgin. Very frustrated. I appreciate all of your help and seriousness. I also appreciate the "Man up you ****ing pussy" comments as well.Thank Youq

Do you have a dog? If not, I can't help.

[Balloon guy 158]

Do you have a dog? If not, I can't help.

Me either. If we only had a wheelbarrow...

[vonteego3 0]

Me either. If we only had a wheelbarrow...

How about a can opener? No?

[Doug 0]

Im taking one of those lab classes that are once a week for 3 hours. We look at small shit through microscopes all day. It's a relatively small class, about 14people when it's at it's busiest. There is one chick in there whos pretty hot, very nice booty. I had her in one of my classes before, so breaking the ice was naturally easy.Shes Spanish, seemingly conservative, and doesnt appear to have a lot of friends. Shes down to earth(i.e.-No princess complexes) and I guess shes got her shit together although she still lives with her parents.She shows all the signs of a decent prospect: laughs at my stupid jokes, joins me outside for cigarettes whenever I decide I want one, engages me on my work in class and all that other petty flirting bullshit. Im pretty sure I got the attraction part locked up.Shes pretty dull though, doesnt make conversation well. Doesnt ask questions about shit. I usually have to force my way through the talk which in turn leads to me asking really boring questions about stupid shit she probably doesnt care about. She does a god job of smiling and nodding though. She's horribly dull but man, she has got some back.I want cut out all of this middle-school bullshit, but I dont want to seem to desperate. Any idea on how to play this? Any idea on how to manipulate the conversation into something more interesting, like anal? Any ideas on tpoics or anything? Talking to his girl is like pulling teeth. Like I said before, this girl is seemingly conservative and for all I know could even be a virgin. Very frustrated. I appreciate all of your help and seriousness. I also appreciate the "Man up you ****ing pussy" comments as well.Thank Youq

too late for that now, you already hit the post button.

[mtdesmoines 2]

too late for that now, you already hit the post button.

lolAnyway. 1231. Ask her if she watches movies. 2. See if there is one she wants to go see.3. Ask to go with you to it.1. Talk about (x) -- something/someone in the class.2. Agree with her about (x)3. Ask her to coffee so you can talk more about (x)1. Select a couple campus events you want to attend. 2. See if there is one she wants to go to.3. Ask he to go to it with you. 1. Hi. We're getting to know each other better.2. I think you're boring and cold, but your body says "hit me" anyway. 3. Zat OK wich yu?Honestly, I don't know how any of you ever get laid. Seriously.

[Jeepster80125 0]

Pick one of the Dear XXXX threads, I would recommend dear speedz.

[speedz99 145]

1. Ask her if she watches movies. 2. See if there is one she wants to go see.3. Ask to go with you to it.Honestly, I don't know how any of you ever get laid.

Not everyone is as gifted of a pickup artist as you. I am l'ing out l at you.

Pick one of the Dear XXXX threads, I would recommend dear speedz.

I would too. He's good.OP, keep in mind Life Rule #517: If She Smokes, She Pokes. After class ask her if she wants to hang around for one more smoke. Towards the end of the cancer stick give the old, "What are you up to tonight?" She'll say something, but don't bother listening to her answer (Life Rule #182). Follow up with, "I know you're probably sick of me after sitting around here for three hours, but can I buy you dinner?" She'll say yes, you find out where to pick her up (or meet her), and you walk away before you can say anything stupid to ruin it. At dinner you can see if there's really anything there worth pursuing.Wait...I just realized that you didn't ask us how you should ask her out, just about how to drive the conversation. That really depends on her...ask the typical questions about her family, where she grew up, what she wants to do with herself after school, etc. If you guys can't use the main topics to branch off into some decent conversations then it might not be worth the effort. Feeding her some alcohol certainly wouldn't hurt (if that's a possibility). I feel like this is all pretty common knowledge though, so I'm not sure that you needed me to write this all out for you. I just like telling other people what they should do.Edit: There's no shortcut to the anal talk with a girl like the one you described. You've got to be pretty careful and let the conversation get more and more interesting as it goes...as opposed to with an outgoing chick that likes talking about the good stuff. Maybe you should start looking for more slutty girls.

[Poker Addict 0]

Life Rule #517: If She Smokes, She Pokes.

QFTThere is NO way she is a virgin.And... I don't like dinner but drinks are better. Guess that depends on how old you two are. Alcohol... to anal. that easy.

[JoeyJoJo 20]

Edit: There's no shortcut to the anal talk with a girl like the one you described.

"Hey, remember high school yearbooks?""Si?""Yeah, and they had those crazy awards they gave to people. Did you ever win one?""No.""Oh, that's too bad. You know what I won for? Most Likely to Do a Handstand on Campus.""...""Hey, you know what else is interesting about handstands?"

[mtdesmoines 2]

Not everyone is as gifted of a pickup artist as you. I am l'ing out l at you.I would too. He's good.OP, keep in mind Life Rule #517: If She Smokes, She Pokes. After class ask her if she wants to hang around for one more smoke. Towards the end of the cancer stick give the old, "What are you up to tonight?" She'll say something, but don't bother listening to her answer (Life Rule #182). Follow up with, "I know you're probably sick of me after sitting around here for three hours, but can I buy you dinner?" She'll say yes, you find out where to pick her up (or meet her), and you walk away before you can say anything stupid to ruin it. At dinner you can see if there's really anything there worth pursuing.Wait...I just realized that you didn't ask us how you should ask her out, just about how to drive the conversation. That really depends on her...ask the typical questions about her family, where she grew up, what she wants to do with herself after school, etc. If you guys can't use the main topics to branch off into some decent conversations then it might not be worth the effort. Feeding her some alcohol certainly wouldn't hurt (if that's a possibility). I feel like this is all pretty common knowledge though, so I'm not sure that you needed me to write this all out for you. I just like telling other people what they should do.Edit: There's no shortcut to the anal talk with a girl like the one you described. You've got to be pretty careful and let the conversation get more and more interesting as it goes...as opposed to with an outgoing chick that likes talking about the good stuff. Maybe you should start looking for more slutty girls.

Oh, hey ... you lose, cause she's gonna think, "uh, ya, I am sick of you," because you just associated yourself with something boring, tedious and obligatory. Women LIVE by association. Women are complicated enough. Don't complicate your interactions with them. Be simple and direct. It's called being a man. One day you'll realize that any women worth having are gonna like that shit.

[speedz99 145]

Oh, hey ... you lose, cause she's gonna think, "uh, ya, I am sick of you," because you just associated yourself with something boring, tedious and obligatory. Women LIVE by association.Women are complicated enough. Don't complicate your interactions with them. Be simple and direct. It's called being a man.

Wow, are you overthinking it. I can absolutely guarantee that she would find it funny (they're already flirty together) and it wouldn't put any ideas in her head. She already associates him with class, it really doesn't matter how he brings up going on a date as long as he can do it in a way he feels comfortable (and obviously directness isn't his strong suit). So, no, I don't lose. It's funny that you tried to go there right away though.

One day you'll realize that any women worth having are gonna like that shit.

You're nowhere near a level that would allow you to say something condescending like that in this thread. Your first big idea was, "Hey, do you watch movies?" Now THAT'S direct.

[runthemover 40]

If She Smokes, She Pokes

I'd rather do the pokingMaybe she's just trying to use you for cigarettes. If that's the case, the best case scenario is either a handy or giving you a gremlin story to tell.

[speedz99 145]

Shes pretty dull though, doesnt make conversation well. Doesnt ask questions about shit. I usually have to force my way through the talk which in turn leads to me asking really boring questions about stupid shit she probably doesnt care about.

Ok, now that we've wasted time on the "how to ask her out" question that you never asked...Silence is golden. Stop trying to push the conversation...if you babble on about nothing it just makes you look (and feel) like an idiot. Just pretend your the strong silent type for a while and see if she starts making an effort to get you talking again. Then post an update in this thread so me and mtdesmoines can argue about which is the more pathetic pickup line.

[Ouch-8s 5]

I'd listen to speedz, he's pretty good with the ladies. Unless she's dutch - then all bets are off.

[speedz99 145]

I'd listen to speedz, he's pretty good with the ladies. Unless she's dutch - then all bets are off.

[Ouch-8s 5]

and he's pretty good with the gents too.:swoonface:

[Mercury69 3]

Maybe she converses better with a dick in her mouth.

[mtdesmoines 2]

Then post an update in this thread so me and mtdesmoines can argue about which is the more pathetic pickup line.

LOL ... I probably won't waste the time. OP, just ask her out.

[speedz99 145]

LOL ... I probably won't waste the time.

Sure you would. Apparently you think you're pretty handy with women, so you'll want to make up for the "do you watch movies?" followed up with "be direct like a man" embarrassment.Oh, you'll be back. You won't even be able to resist telling me that I'm wrong about you not being able to resist coming back.

[Ouch-8s 5]

Sure you would. Apparently you think you're pretty handy with women, so you'll want to make up for the "do you watch movies?" followed up with "be direct like a man" embarrassment.Oh, you'll be back.

needs more whitetext for hilarity

[speedz99 145]

[/b]needs more whitetext for hilarity

Done, but only because you complimented me on my abilites with both the ladies and the gents.

[Ouch-8s 5]

Done, but only because you complimented me on my abilites with both the ladies and the gents.

that got complicated. good thing i'm ever so clever.

[Kaveros 0]

If she has a killer ass, then the conversation problem is nothing.Ask her back to your place to have a drink of diet soda and an episode of brady bunch.Failing that, tell her you know Cameron Llewellyn. Failing that tell her you know mike matusow.