CrookedLink 0 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 So the lever is a symbol for thermonuclear war.Jack is the United StatesNate is a Pseudo- Jesus figureThe SUV is our dependance on foriegn oil; crashed and stuck in the desertAnd the windshield wiper fluid is the Clintons; we took it to get by, but in the end it was bad for us.The desert is the war on terror; large seemingly endless, able to bog you down if you don't keep the big picture.The poison from the bite is solar energy; Initially painful, but really only good for individuals.The RV is nuclear power; big but unweilding.Sammy is either Barak Obama or Tom Hanks...This is where I lose the whole analogy that made me read this 3 times.your wittiness did not go unnoticed sir Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Man, you are a slow reader.how did this post get no love?anyway, i originally alloted this space in my post to explain an idea i had for a long thread. i decided i'll just have to wait for another month to post it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 how did this post get no love?anyway, i originally alloted this space in my post to explain an idea i had for a long thread. i decided i'll just have to wait for another month to post it.i woulda given him some eval but he waited like 13 hours to read my joke, and it's like the best joke ever! fuck that JJJ dude and his eval, i say. Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 That was the best joke ever. Everyone should read at least twice. Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Ive already emailed it to my friends, the ones that will love it and the ones that will hate it for me. I keep randomly repeating it to myselfe "better nate..., and bursting out in laughter. Just came back from an interview, was in the line with two other unfriendly people and burst out in laughter.Cheesy stupid jokes are my favourite.A guy walked into a bar, The bar man asks him what to drink and he says "I need a minute to decide thanks" The barman nods and walks off. He suddenly hears a whisper" God, I love your coat, you are dressed really well!" He looked around, and notice the bowl of peanuts were talking to him. He looked around quickly and was pretty confused. The nuts continued "Seriously, you look really well, your hair is lovely, you must pamper yourself well, it sure looks like it"The Barman walked back into the section. The man asked rather timidly "Em, whats with these nuts?"The Barman replied "Oh, they're complimentary" Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 anyone here still read the funnies?check out today's Adam @ Homeoh fine here Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Knock knockWho's there?Interrupting cow.Interrupt-MOOOOOOOOOOOOhahahahaa grasshopper walks into the barbartender says "hey we've got a drink named after you."grasshopper says "you have a drink named steve?" Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhMyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyGoddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!looooooooooooooooooooooool Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I haven't read this joke yet, I'm preparing myself for one of those gag jokes that just goes on and on and has a terrible ( if any) punchline... Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 LOL fcking awesome Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I haven't read this joke yet, I'm preparing myself for one of those gag jokes that just goes on and on and has a terrible ( if any) punchline...Spoiler: I thought the same thing, and it's pretty much (exactly) correct, except for the fact that the story is actually good. I got wrapped up in it, completely forgot that it was a joke, and then was hit with a completely stupid punchline as the ending to a really compelling short story. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Spoiler: I thought the same thing, and it's pretty much (exactly) correct, except for the fact that the story is actually good. I got wrapped up in it, completely forgot that it was a joke, and then was hit with a completely stupid punchline as the ending to a really compelling short story. LOL exactly my thoughts Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I finally got around to reading this whole thing this morning at work (strangely enough, vista wouldn't let me read it. something about "blocked due to post by microsoft malcontent," whatever that means) and I have to say I enjoyed it. I keep thinking of the punchline and cracking up. good story too. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I posted this at another website, and the reaction was almost universally negative, which I both don't understand and am delighted by. Several people cheated, and skipped to the end and ruined the joke for them. The brilliance of this joke is the journey, not the destination. I loved it. Link to post Share on other sites
kidprodigy08 0 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 bump Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 LOL @ this bump. I remember this..... Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 ok i am going to start reading it after this post someone time me! and GO!!!Done yet? Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Done yet?Hey, it may have taken him some time... but you know what they say, 'Better late th-' Oh. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Missed this the first time around.Awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 wow, good read Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 When NASA first started sending up astronauts they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.So out of the blue a guy tells me this 'joke' today.Then he goes on to tell me that this was false because if you use a pencil in zero gravity, the fine bits of lead that come off the tip of the pencil while writing would float around, be attracted to the only source of attraction in the room, static electricity from the computer, and could end up shorting the computers out.So the joke got kind of ruined for me.And I'm not sure that a pencil lead could bring down a computer, but just in case I am keeping some #2s around should those robots get uppity. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 So out of the blue a guy tells me this 'joke' today.Then he goes on to tell me that this was false because if you use a pencil in zero gravity, the fine bits of lead that come off the tip of the pencil while writing would float around, be attracted to the only source of attraction in the room, static electricity from the computer, and could end up shorting the computers out.So the joke got kind of ruined for me.And I'm not sure that a pencil lead could bring down a computer, but just in case I am keeping some #2s around should those robots get uppity.What does graphite do to computers? Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 What does graphite do to computers?How would I know?Am I ouchlly? Link to post Share on other sites
ghostlove 0 Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Two pretzels were walking down the street.One was assaulted.epic win right here Link to post Share on other sites
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