DOG 0 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Fleur was a dog, she definetely was a dog.I don't like your tone.Jesus.If speedz doesn't reply to this, I quit. He's in Boca for the winter. Check him out.He won't now GTFO biotch Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 and LG, way to post pictures of a girl trying to make her look silly while actually making her look even hotter.Who said I was trying to make her look silly? I think she is a good-looking girl, definitely better looking than me. Did you think I expected you perverts to be repulsed by her ability to fit a water bottle into her mouth? I'm not stupid. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Did you think I expected you perverts to be repulsed by her ability to fit a water bottle into her mouth? I'm not stupid.I'm more interested in what she can do with a golf pencil. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Who said I was trying to make her look silly? I think she is a good-looking girl, definitely better looking than me. Did you think I expected you perverts to be repulsed by her ability to fit a water bottle into her mouth? I'm not stupid.rrraaaweerr! cat fight! Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Jesus.If speedz doesn't reply to this, I quit. <3 LG sooooooooooooooooooo much! Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Who said I was trying to make her look silly? I think she is a good-looking girl, definitely better looking than me. Did you think I expected you perverts to be repulsed by her ability to fit a water bottle into her mouth? I'm not stupid.How is being able to fit a water into your mouth attractive? If she had an item in her mouth similar to the width of my penis, THAT'D be hot. But water bottles? That does nothing for me. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 How is being able to fit a water into your mouth attractive? If she had an item in her mouth similar to the width of my penis, THAT'D be hot. But water bottles? That does nothing for me.well, LG used to contribute to the porn thread a fair bit, so she was probably thinking about how many extra penises could fit in there along with yours. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 well, LG used to contribute to the porn thread a fair bit, so she was probably thinking about how many extra penises could fit in there along with yours.OHHHH you assumed my penis' width was smaller than a water bottle. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 OHHHH you assumed my penis' width was smaller than a water bottle.i assumed nothing. NOTHING! Link to post Share on other sites
MBenz0569 0 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 haha get out of my photobucket, you weirdos! Jeez that is really ****in creepy. You have the link to my myspace, you don't need to google me and go through my pictures from the last 5 years. Those pictures are really old actually so no matter how hot or ugly I looked there.. i've honestly gained weight and my hair is different now. I'm pretty weirded out by the seeking out and posting of my pictures... by another female especially? You could have just asked me to post pictures and I would have. Those pictures are pretty embarassing, I was very self-centered and young. I didn't even wear makeup then because I was that stupid and over confident... I don't find any of those pictures attractive. gross gross gross. Link to post Share on other sites
MBenz0569 0 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I was like 17 or 18 years old in all of those pictures. It was easy to be cute and skinny back then hahaha. It takes work now! Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 haha get out of my photobucket, you weirdos! Those pictures are really old actually so no matter how hot or ugly I looked there.. i've honestly gained weight and my hair is different now.OMG HI Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,753 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 that's easy. pez. cherry flavored pez. but really, like I mean, would anybody's answers really be different? F MBenz, K Fluer, M Stokke. OMG HI<3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 god damn mods. how dare they delete my phil collins tribute to mbenz? HOW DARE THEY? Link to post Share on other sites
MBenz0569 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 god damn mods. how dare they delete my phil collins tribute to mbenz? HOW DARE THEY?phil collins for me?? do you want to get married? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 phil collins for me?? do you want to get married? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 phil collins for me?? do you want to get married?well, that really depends on the nature of your sexuality. if you're one of these girls who wants to orgasm during sex, well, thats just not going to happen and i want that made perfectly clear right up front. and i'm not talking everytime, i'm talking ever. no orgasms for you, ever. i will in no way satisfy you. i will go as fast as can and finish as quickly as i can and then i'll roll over and cry myself to sleep. and there will be no laughs or sarcastic sighs or moans or what have you coming from your side of the bed. i wont have it. if you're okay with these conditons so far, our negotians can continue.I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE WITH TENTED PANTS. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,353 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 OMG HIshe didn't say had a baby, just that she gained weight. Link to post Share on other sites
MBenz0569 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 well, that really depends on the nature of your sexuality. if you're one of these girls who wants to orgasm during sex, well, thats just not going to happen and i want that made perfectly clear right up front. and i'm not talking everytime, i'm talking ever. no orgasms for you, ever. i will in no way satisfy you. i will go as fast as can and finish as quickly as i can and then i'll roll over and cry myself to sleep. and there will be no laughs or sarcastic sighs or moans or what have you coming from your side of the bed. i wont have it. if you're okay with these conditons so far, our negotians can continue.I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE WITH TENTED PANTS.I actually prefer you cry, the satisfaction I feel when you cry yourself to sleep is more than I could ever have during an orgasm. All of these things sound good except I don't know how I will be able to not laugh at you. I want to laugh. Also, I prefer we have two beds that we push together for sex and separate 15 seconds later when it's over. If you can compromise on these things then we can proceed with our loveless marriage full of abuse and infidelity. This is the happiest day of my life. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 she didn't say had a baby, just that she gained weight.I can compromise on the kidlessness as long as the chubbyness is sufficiently... uh, chubby. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I actually prefer you cry, the satisfaction I feel when you cry yourself to sleep is more than I could ever have during an orgasm. All of these things sound good except I don't know how I will be able to not laugh at you. I want to laugh. Also, I prefer we have two beds that we push together for sex and separate 15 seconds later when it's over. If you can compromise on these things then we can proceed with our loveless marriage full of abuse and infidelity. This is the happiest day of my life.i'll allow you to laugh, but add that we have to do it with the television on tuned into a Seinfeld re-run so i can tell myself you're just laughing at Kramers antics.our beds will be seperate, of course. next we have the issue of positions. i dont want to have to look at you when we do it. so i'm gonna have to bend you over every single time. it will reaffirm my dominance and allow us absolutely no eye contact. win win as they say.we're gonna have to agree on a designated weight level. i dont want you getting fat. Link to post Share on other sites
MBenz0569 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 i'll allow you to laugh, but add that we have to do it with the television on tuned into a Seinfeld re-run so i can tell myself you're just laughing at Kramers antics.our beds will be seperate, of course. next we have the issue of positions. i dont want to have to look at you when we do it. so i'm gonna have to bend you over every single time. it will reaffirm my dominance and allow us absolutely no eye contact. win win as they say.we're gonna have to agree on a designated weight level. i dont want you getting fat. I weigh about 115 now but I'm hoping to weigh about 495 in the near future... maybe that's not such a good idea anymore. I don't want you to look at me either, a brown paper bag will solve many of our issues. Seinfeld, wow... you are my dream man. Come pick me up in a Toyota Tercel and i'm alllllll yours. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I weigh about 115 now but I'm hoping to weigh about 495 in the near future... maybe that's not such a good idea anymore. I don't want you to look at me either, a brown paper bag will solve many of our issues. Seinfeld, wow... you are my dream man. Come pick me up in a Toyota Tercel and i'm alllllll yours.115? jesus christ, fatass. we're gonna have to put you on a god damn diet. Link to post Share on other sites
MBenz0569 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 115? jesus christ, fatass. we're gonna have to put you on a god damn diet."That's a huge bitch!" Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 "That's a huge bitch!"shut the fuck already and pm me a nudie shot of your vagina. Link to post Share on other sites
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