BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Well to be fair, this thread does give you the directions for eternal life.That and a nickel.. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 That and a nickel..Don't you hate how Starbucks has ruined a perfectly good one liner that conveyed the whole idea that something is worthless?Starbucks Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Don't you hate how Starbucks has ruined a perfectly good one liner that conveyed the whole idea that something is worthless?Starbucks welll.. um, old man balloon guy, I don't really remember when coffee cost a nickel. I do know, however, that a nickel will get you a nice hot cup of....JACK SQUAT!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 welll.. um, old man balloon guy, I don't really remember when coffee cost a nickel. I do know, however, that a nickel will get you a nice hot cup of....JACK SQUAT!!!!!!!Why you son of a gun Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 this really hurts me.My apologies, Suited. Seeing more of both you and this troll has made the difference much clearer. You are far, far better than this.you are the laziest missionary ever.Genius. I would have said "laziest zealot," but still, genius.I couldn't believe this "thread" was still going and still being bumped. I came back over here to mention two interesting podcasts:a theological perspective on Darwin, on Speaking of Faith by American Public Media; andan interview and Q&A with Peter Gomes on The Scandalous Gospel of Jesus, on Fora.tv Religion Today (Feature Length Audio Version).Both are on iTunes. Now that I'm an unemployed bum, I've been trying to cut down on some of my 300 downloaded but unlistened-to podcasts. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 My apologies, Suited. Seeing more of both you and this troll has made the difference much clearer. You are far, far better than this.Genius. I would have said "laziest zealot," but still, genius.I couldn't believe this "thread" was still going and still being bumped. I came back over here to mention two interesting podcasts:a theological perspective on Darwin, on Speaking of Faith by American Public Media; andan interview and Q&A with Peter Gomes on The Scandalous Gospel of Jesus, on Fora.tv Religion Today (Feature Length Audio Version).Both are on iTunes. Now that I'm an unemployed bum, I've been trying to cut down on some of my 300 downloaded but unlistened-to podcasts.Is this like that podcast Buddha: A fat lazy bastard, on Whora.tv Religion Today? ..or would that title be inappropriate? Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Is this like that podcast Buddha: A fat lazy bastard, on Whora.tv Religion Today? ..or would that title be inappropriate?Don't know or care what your beef with Gomes is, but he can discuss the historical background of the bible with far more knowledge than you. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Don't know or care what your beef with Gomes is, but he can discuss the historical background of the bible with far more knowledge than you.My problem is the title, and why do I care if he knows more about world history than I do?I could send you to plenty of podcasts that had people that knew the Bible better than whoever that guy is. Hank Hanegraaff for one, John Piper for two. Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 So...you judged based on nothing but the title, you don't have any idea what the talk (or the book with the same title) is about, and you know nothing about the speaker/author's background, but you can definitively quantify his knowledge and name people with more?Never mind I mentioned it. I don't think you'd understand anything he was discussing. Just go back to your storefront preachers with their hand-painted signs. I'm sure they're experts. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 So...you judged based on nothing but the title, you don't have any idea what the talk (or the book with the same title) is about, and you know nothing about the speaker/author's background, but you can definitively quantify his knowledge and name people with more?Never mind I mentioned it. I don't think you'd understand anything he was discussing. Just go back to your storefront preachers with their hand-painted signs. I'm sure they're experts.LOL someone woke up on the wrong side of the Dharma this morning. Brvheart was just making a joke, relax. He's not very good at it, so give him a break. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Brvheart was just making a joke, relax. He's not very good at it, so give him a break.are you sure? i'm begining to wonder. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 So...you judged based on nothing but the title, you don't have any idea what the talk (or the book with the same title) is about, and you know nothing about the speaker/author's background, but you can definitively quantify his knowledge and name people with more?Never mind I mentioned it. I don't think you'd understand anything he was discussing. Just go back to your storefront preachers with their hand-painted signs. I'm sure they're experts.Such anger....... Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 so has everybody read that thing and done that stuff yet? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 so has everybody read that thing and done that stuff yet?why bother? figure i'm on my way to hell. be there in about fifteen minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 So...you judged based on nothing but the title, you don't have any idea what the talk (or the book with the same title) is about, and you know nothing about the speaker/author's background, but you can definitively quantify his knowledge and name people with more?Never mind I mentioned it. I don't think you'd understand anything he was discussing. Just go back to your storefront preachers with their hand-painted signs. I'm sure they're experts. Your religion is way to hateful for my tastes. Link to post Share on other sites
xfrodobagginsx 0 Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 What you need to do is ask the Lord to open the eyes of your heart to Him:http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...eoID=2012994630 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 What you need to do is ask the Lord to open the eyes of your heart to Him:http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...eoID=2012994630 LOLMichaelWSmithaments Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 LOLMichaelWSmithamentsI saw him in concert along with the opening act of DC TalkAfterwards I left a DC Talk fan and never bought another cd from MWS Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Your religion is way to hateful for my tastes.Irony alert!I guess I did wake up on the snarky side of the dharma that morning. Granted, brv isn't too good with the joke-making thing, but I should have realized it was. I live among too many of the intellectually incurious for it not to piss me off. Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 What you need to do is ask the Lord to open the eyes of your heart to Him:Laziest. Zealot. Ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 oh tobias, you blowhard! Link to post Share on other sites
xfrodobagginsx 0 Posted March 29, 2009 Author Share Posted March 29, 2009 If you are willing to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior please humble yourself before God and pray this prayer to Him from your heart:"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that You died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, save me, take me to be with You when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen." If you prayed that prayer to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die. Link to post Share on other sites
xfrodobagginsx 0 Posted March 29, 2009 Author Share Posted March 29, 2009 If you are willing to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior please humble yourself before God and pray this prayer to Him from your heart:"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that You died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, save me, take me to be with You when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen." If you prayed that prayer to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I wonder if there's a way for me to become a child of God. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Hey frodo... far be it for me to tell you your crazy business, but there's a forum that in greater need of the cleansing blood of chirst than this one..http://www.neverwinpoker.com/forums/is a den of poker degenerates, sinners and jews. They need this message more than FCP, imo. Link to post Share on other sites
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