cardcore 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Before I play online, I always do the same thing. I warm up a glass of milk, plop in some chocolate syrup and garnish it with a bit of whipped cream. It's not quite a hot chocolate, just a warm chocolate. Simply divine. It always seems to relax me and prepare me for a winning session. The first time I ever did this, I managed to book a very large win at $10/$20nl, and since then it's become sort of a force of habit.A few nights ago I was winding down my work day and I decided I wanted to play some poker. I went to my kitchen and opened the cupboard to find my favorite mug. It's the one with the puppy on the side that says "To the World's Best Poker Player." Below that it has a cute little pawprint and says "Love, Spot." It gives me the cuddlies every time I look at it. Squeee!I poured the milk into the mug and popped it into the microwave for 45 seconds. I usually put it on for 30 seconds, but I was in the mood for a hotter drink. When I took the mug out, the milk was bubbling just a little bit, as if to say, "You made me too hot!" I gingerly placed the mug down on the counter and opened the refrigerator to get the chocolate syrup. I unscrewed the cap and began pouring the syrup into the mug, when an unbelievable force came over me. The next thing I knew, my pants were around my ankles and I was vigorously thrusting into the milk-filled mug, chocolate syrup and milk spraying everywhere and covering the cabinets. I couldn't control myself. I felt like a wild animal with an urge to hump. I screamed like a banshee until I cracked the mug and tore into my skin, just before I fell onto the floor in a puddle of milk, sweat, blood and chocolate syrup. Link to post Share on other sites
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TB17 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I believe every word of this story. Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 did you still have a winning session? Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 What do you mean you ain't got no goddamn whoppers anymore mother fucker? Link to post Share on other sites
MNBassin 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 doesn't everybody do this??? Link to post Share on other sites
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AceJackOffS 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Before I play online, I always do the same thing. I warm up a glass of milk, plop in some chocolate syrup and garnish it with a bit of whipped cream. It's not quite a hot chocolate, just a warm chocolate. Simply divine. It always seems to relax me and prepare me for a winning session. The first time I ever did this, I managed to book a very large win at $10/$20nl, and since then it's become sort of a force of habit.A few nights ago I was winding down my work day and I decided I wanted to play some poker. I went to my kitchen and opened the cupboard to find my favorite mug. It's the one with the puppy on the side that says "To the World's Best Poker Player." Below that it has a cute little pawprint and says "Love, Spot." It gives me the cuddlies every time I look at it. Squeee!I poured the milk into the mug and popped it into the microwave for 45 seconds. I usually put it on for 30 seconds, but I was in the mood for a hotter drink. When I took the mug out, the milk was bubbling just a little bit, as if to say, "You made me too hot!" I gingerly placed the mug down on the counter and opened the refrigerator to get the chocolate syrup. I unscrewed the cap and began pouring the syrup into the mug, when an unbelievable force came over me. The next thing I knew, my pants were around my ankles and I was vigorously thrusting into the milk-filled mug, chocolate syrup and milk spraying everywhere and covering the cabinets. I couldn't control myself. I felt like a wild animal with an urge to hump. I screamed like a banshee until I cracked the mug and tore into my skin, just before I fell onto the floor in a puddle of milk, sweat, blood, chocolate syrup and my own tears.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
Vick12 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Have u met NavyButtons? Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I think you forgot some other body fluids!! Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Before I play online, I run home, to play online. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I, for one, did NOT see that coming. No pun intended. Link to post Share on other sites
terradawg 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 mmm, chocolate.... Link to post Share on other sites
NoSup4U 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Have u met NavyButtons?LOL Mark Link to post Share on other sites
theinvestor 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 i just masterbate. time to go play....... Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I load the kids up with Nyquill and *pray*.<sw> Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I approve of this story.And before I play on line I shit and/or piss.Because you can't miss any hands bay-beeeee. Link to post Share on other sites
Bshealey786 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 LMAO best post ever...Lets just hope you didn't win a big in that session, or else you've got a new tradition! Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 No warm apple pie available ? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Strooooooke it Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Next time put in 2 large marshmallows and make them look like a butt.Also, I'm with Ted in that I believe every word of this story. Link to post Share on other sites
Vick12 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Next time put in 2 large marshmallows and make them look like a butt.Also, I'm with Ted in that I believe every word of this story.Who? Link to post Share on other sites
KHSPoker21 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Who?TB17 if i'm not mistaken siredit: its creepy I know that since we don't talk....ummmm, I saw it in the bellagio december thread Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Who?Level of the day. Link to post Share on other sites
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