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lol, love entourage! cant wait for the new seasonoh and update.saw her today. I played like shit and spewed chips because i kept thinking if i should make a move. I didnt. I assessed the situation and I like my chances for the next time i see her.
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This is definitely the way to go imo. Any honesty in this situation will be unexpected and unusual and therefore interesting to her. If you're just not feeling the balls to do it, try habituating to the rejection by asking out several other girls you aren't really interested in (cocktail waitresses at a diff place e.g.). Once you get over the fear you will be even more attractive....
This could work...
If she's Native American I can help you.
LOL, nh
looooooooool i loved that part of the movie...too bad rest of movie sucked ballstrip report on cashier girl...theres a certain cashier I have fallen in love with @ best buy and am tooo scurred to make the move
pussy.
just go to best buy and buy infinite things during her shift. start at the beginning of her shift, buy whatever, say hi to her. put the thing in your car. go back, buy something else, say hi to her again. repeat for her entire shift. each time say how forgetful you are, but how great it is that you get to see her each time. by the 15th-20th time, she will be creeped out/impressed by your dedication/your BR will be shot. if she's the sentimental type, you'll be in. problem is, she'll have to pay for dinner, as you will be busto by the time you pick her up.
Best friends have good advice
  1. Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT tell her your Canadian.
  2. LOL @ lame potatoes
  3. LOL MORE @ the chicks who don't realize boys can't be themselves to pick up girls, especially RT.
  4. Ask her if the reason she doesn't wear her wedding ring to work is because she thinks it would affect her tips. This will instantly make her unzip her dress if you follow it up with the right 3 words.
  5. Find out those 3 words and let me know.

uhhh, "I love you" LDO
hahaha, Drama FTW
lol, love entourage! cant wait for the new seasonoh and update.saw her today. I played like shit and spewed chips because i kept thinking if i should make a move. I didnt. I assessed the situation and I like my chances for the next time i see her.
Please dont let woman interfere with your poker, you'll regret it later. Millions of women out there.
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lol, love entourage! cant wait for the new seasonoh and update.saw her today. I played like shit and spewed chips because i kept thinking if i should make a move. I didnt. I assessed the situation and I like my chances for the next time i see her.
did u stare her down with a poker face?
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did u stare her down with a poker face?
no, i check raised all in with a gut shot/flush draw and got called by the already made straight. and i blanked and only thing i cared about was if she would be serving my table soon
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4 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: Royal_Tour, mikeysong, mase_gotsemMikey!i see youI played with an asian kid today who reminded me of you, we was a lag tard. lol. but a good player.

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WHY DONT U ****IN ASK HER TO HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE ALREADYI Just read through 6pages to see "Mikey! I see you! durr durr durr"come onnnnn mitch. You're a canadian teddybear remember? You got cuddle factor going for you :club:

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WHY DONT U ****IN ASK HER TO HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE ALREADYI Just read through 6pages to see "Mikey! I see you! durr durr durr"come onnnnn mitch. You're a canadian teddybear remember? You got cuddle factor going for you :club:
im on page 3
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there is some quality gold in here though
it was more of a smart ass remark... as in "I'm better than you cus my settings are on 40 post per page" type of thing...
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fine.I'll get this done.maybe tomorrow.Ive got a yoga class in the morning. Just started then i'l head out to play. if i get shut down. its rhino night.JC, i'll be calling buddy.
Please post the trip report afterwards!
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  1. Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT tell her your Canadian.
  2. LOL @ lame potatoes
  3. LOL MORE @ the chicks who don't realize boys can't be themselves to pick up girls, especially RT.
  4. Ask her if the reason she doesn't wear her wedding ring to work is because she thinks it would affect her tips. This will instantly make her unzip her dress if you follow it up with the right 3 words.
  5. Find out those 3 words and let me know.

I lol'd. POTW?
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fine.I'll get this done.maybe tomorrow.Ive got a yoga class in the morning. Just started then i'l head out to play. if i get shut down. its rhino night.JC, i'll be calling buddy.
Tell her about your yoga class. She'll think you're gay. Then you can tap into the whole challenge of turning him straight thing. Either that, or tell her you have a 10" dick. That should do it.
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Tell her about your yoga class. She'll think you're gay. Then you can tap into the whole challenge of turning him straight thing. Either that, or tell her you have a 10" dick. That should do it.
10" dick for the win !!
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Use these. They work.First, next time you see her go up to her and give her a head nod and a smile. When she smiles back, say "I heard you have a crush on me. One of the dealers said you said I was hot. I'm flattered, but I think we should get to know each other first before we get physical." She laughs, you laugh, take the conversation from there.Take her to a movie. Before the previews start, say "Look, I don't know what your rules are, but I don't make out during the movie. If you want to make out with me we have to do it during the previews or at the credits at the end OK?" Then she'll laugh or just stare blankly at you. Then say "I'm just kidding you know". She'll say "Yeah, I know". Then you say "Yeah, I'll make out during the movie, thats fine." These lines accomplish two things. They let you test her sense of humor. If she doesn't find these lines funny, she's an idiot. Second, her reaction will tell you whether she has any interest in you at all. GL. Make her call you Vandees.

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Yee of little faith.Just catch her in a semi-private moment and with the confidence of Phil Helmuth say to her; "I'm Royal Tour of FCP, I'm sure you've heard of me...so, you want to see my cock ring?

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