Jrobb25 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 LOL u gotta love drama Link to post Share on other sites
Boners_Galore 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 She seems like the kinda gal I wouldn't kick out of bed for eatin' crackers. . .gl bro Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Shade's a good movie. Link to post Share on other sites
SpiderGuard 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 She seems like the kinda gal I wouldn't kick out of bed for eatin' crackers. . .gl broGod bless the internet - where else do you get advice on how to pick up girls from Boners Galore. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 lol, love entourage! cant wait for the new seasonoh and update.saw her today. I played like shit and spewed chips because i kept thinking if i should make a move. I didnt. I assessed the situation and I like my chances for the next time i see her. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Just tell her you listen to Engelbert Humperdinck and got more game than Jazzy Jeff and you'll be doing the horizontal polka in no time WOOT! Link to post Share on other sites
onlyme386 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 This is definitely the way to go imo. Any honesty in this situation will be unexpected and unusual and therefore interesting to her. If you're just not feeling the balls to do it, try habituating to the rejection by asking out several other girls you aren't really interested in (cocktail waitresses at a diff place e.g.). Once you get over the fear you will be even more attractive....This could work...If she's Native American I can help you.LOL, nhlooooooooool i loved that part of the movie...too bad rest of movie sucked ballstrip report on cashier girl...theres a certain cashier I have fallen in love with @ best buy and am tooo scurred to make the movepussy. just go to best buy and buy infinite things during her shift. start at the beginning of her shift, buy whatever, say hi to her. put the thing in your car. go back, buy something else, say hi to her again. repeat for her entire shift. each time say how forgetful you are, but how great it is that you get to see her each time. by the 15th-20th time, she will be creeped out/impressed by your dedication/your BR will be shot. if she's the sentimental type, you'll be in. problem is, she'll have to pay for dinner, as you will be busto by the time you pick her up.Best friends have good advice Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT tell her your Canadian. LOL @ lame potatoes LOL MORE @ the chicks who don't realize boys can't be themselves to pick up girls, especially RT. Ask her if the reason she doesn't wear her wedding ring to work is because she thinks it would affect her tips. This will instantly make her unzip her dress if you follow it up with the right 3 words. Find out those 3 words and let me know. uhhh, "I love you" LDO hahaha, Drama FTWlol, love entourage! cant wait for the new seasonoh and update.saw her today. I played like shit and spewed chips because i kept thinking if i should make a move. I didnt. I assessed the situation and I like my chances for the next time i see her.Please dont let woman interfere with your poker, you'll regret it later. Millions of women out there. Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 lol, love entourage! cant wait for the new seasonoh and update.saw her today. I played like shit and spewed chips because i kept thinking if i should make a move. I didnt. I assessed the situation and I like my chances for the next time i see her.did u stare her down with a poker face? Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 did u stare her down with a poker face?no, i check raised all in with a gut shot/flush draw and got called by the already made straight. and i blanked and only thing i cared about was if she would be serving my table soon Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 4 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: Royal_Tour, mikeysong, mase_gotsemMikey!i see youI played with an asian kid today who reminded me of you, we was a lag tard. lol. but a good player. Link to post Share on other sites
mikeysong 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 WHY DONT U ****IN ASK HER TO HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE ALREADYI Just read through 6pages to see "Mikey! I see you! durr durr durr"come onnnnn mitch. You're a canadian teddybear remember? You got cuddle factor going for you Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 fine.I'll get this done.maybe tomorrow.Ive got a yoga class in the morning. Just started then i'l head out to play. if i get shut down. its rhino night.JC, i'll be calling buddy. Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 WHY DONT U ****IN ASK HER TO HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE ALREADYI Just read through 6pages to see "Mikey! I see you! durr durr durr"come onnnnn mitch. You're a canadian teddybear remember? You got cuddle factor going for you im on page 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 im on page 3there is some quality gold in here though Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 there is some quality gold in here thoughit was more of a smart ass remark... as in "I'm better than you cus my settings are on 40 post per page" type of thing... Link to post Share on other sites
Snamuh 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 fine.I'll get this done.maybe tomorrow.Ive got a yoga class in the morning. Just started then i'l head out to play. if i get shut down. its rhino night.JC, i'll be calling buddy.Please post the trip report afterwards! Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT tell her your Canadian. LOL @ lame potatoes LOL MORE @ the chicks who don't realize boys can't be themselves to pick up girls, especially RT. Ask her if the reason she doesn't wear her wedding ring to work is because she thinks it would affect her tips. This will instantly make her unzip her dress if you follow it up with the right 3 words. Find out those 3 words and let me know. I lol'd. POTW? Link to post Share on other sites
Allie 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 fine.I'll get this done.maybe tomorrow.Ive got a yoga class in the morning. Just started then i'l head out to play. if i get shut down. its rhino night.JC, i'll be calling buddy.Tell her about your yoga class. She'll think you're gay. Then you can tap into the whole challenge of turning him straight thing. Either that, or tell her you have a 10" dick. That should do it. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Tell her about your yoga class. She'll think you're gay. Then you can tap into the whole challenge of turning him straight thing. Either that, or tell her you have a 10" dick. That should do it.10" dick for the win !! Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 maybe tomorrow.Ive got a yoga class in the morning.By "girl" do you mean "man?" Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 dude..yes, tell her you are gay and con your way to her room and then impress her.......i think we have a solid base strategynow to the flop Link to post Share on other sites
Vandees 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Use these. They work.First, next time you see her go up to her and give her a head nod and a smile. When she smiles back, say "I heard you have a crush on me. One of the dealers said you said I was hot. I'm flattered, but I think we should get to know each other first before we get physical." She laughs, you laugh, take the conversation from there.Take her to a movie. Before the previews start, say "Look, I don't know what your rules are, but I don't make out during the movie. If you want to make out with me we have to do it during the previews or at the credits at the end OK?" Then she'll laugh or just stare blankly at you. Then say "I'm just kidding you know". She'll say "Yeah, I know". Then you say "Yeah, I'll make out during the movie, thats fine." These lines accomplish two things. They let you test her sense of humor. If she doesn't find these lines funny, she's an idiot. Second, her reaction will tell you whether she has any interest in you at all. GL. Make her call you Vandees. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 There is some of the worst advice ever (and it was given seriously) in this thread. I swear, some days, I cannot figure out how the human population continues to grow. (Just leave it alone, OK?) Link to post Share on other sites
Figger 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Yee of little faith.Just catch her in a semi-private moment and with the confidence of Phil Helmuth say to her; "I'm Royal Tour of FCP, I'm sure you've heard of me...so, you want to see my cock ring? Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 TELL HERE YOU LISTEN TO ENGERBERT HUMPERDINK IT WORKS EVERY TIME I SWEARAMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ENGERBERT HUMPERDINCK = FEMALES HUMPING MY DINCK!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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