renaedawn 1 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 seriously dude, just read "The Game " ...you'll finish it in about 2 days then ask her out.Or you know, he could just find the Royal Tour who used to hang around here who used to be funny and witty and cool and let that guy ask her out. Hell, I wish I knew where that guy went and I'm freakin' married. Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Hot damn........Nutz is a playa..... Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true. How many guys make shoe comments to chicks? Little story...My wife is a shoe-o-phile, so after 15 years of shadowing her through Neiman and Nordstroms, etc. I have a bit of that metro shoe thing in me through osmossis.Well one night at Bellagio a very attractive Asian waitress just busting her butt, and gettting harrassed, etc. and just getting slammed with orders.She made her way over to our table. I didn't even order anything but I noticed she had on , not just sneakers but some insanely cool looking sneaker type shoes. Very different, not sure what they were. So I lean back as if to order something, she never looks at me, and I say "wow...verrrrry cool shoes". Her head snapped around and she suddenly had this HUGE grin on her face. Dude, if I was single (or a cheating type) it was so GAME ON after that for the rest of the night. She never left me alone. I never asked for a drink but she was bringing me beer after beer anyway. Then it morphed into suggesting different things and just bringing them over, all kinds of weird stuff, and NEVER would take any of my tips. Not one. She was smiling, chatting, and touching my neck, tapping my shoulder, etc. It got a little uncomfortable, and I even told Steve and Tony about it...they were laughing in my face. I have been out of the game a long time, and maybe this is common knowledge to most of the young single swinging diks, but I gotta tell ya....at the risk of sounding very crude...the way to a shot at the "hey-nano-nano" is through the shoes man.'Maybe she thought you were gay. :)You should have made a move. Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 You should have made a move.Obviously you haven't seen Nutz' wife. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Here are a few gems that work for me:"Pick me, I'm clean""I'll stick my tongue in it if you wash it first""How's your gag reflex suppression?""I can make change on a tenner if that helps"SHort and sweet always works... Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased 0 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 SHort and sweet always works...Please note the fact that this is not a line he's recommending you use... Link to post Share on other sites
mx957 0 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Ok, here is the real answer this is on the MSN homepage today....The art of the bookstore pickuphttp://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?arti...6>1=10787If this doesn't seal the deal, then it's all in the deliverer and not the method of delivery.The section on "Let your Nerd Flag fly" should be your first stop...... Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Please note the fact that this is not a line he's recommending you use...Please also note that "work for me" means "are only funny to the type of person who would put 69 in their screen name." Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Please also note that "work for me" means "are only funny to the type of person who would put 69 in their screen name."well now I have to get a new screen name. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Please note the fact that this is not a line he's recommending you use...lol...good one.Please also note that "work for me" means "are only funny to the type of person who would put 69 in their screen name."This coming from a guy who's SN is in baby-talk and has a cartoon avatar...Don't worry, I'll still love you in the morning and your bum Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 This coming from a guy who's SN is in baby-talk and has a cartoon avatar.I realize most people don't understand the genius that is my name. Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Obviously you haven't seen Nutz' wife.TTIWWP Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 TTIWWPTwo Tits Is Wild Wild Party? Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Two Tits Is Wild Wild Party?close but I believe its Three Tits Is Wild Wild Party Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 TTIWWPFind his Halloween thread......I believe she is in there. Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Find his Halloween thread......I believe she is in there.Too lazy to search. I kinda remember those pics. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted January 4, 2008 Author Share Posted January 4, 2008 Or you know, he could just find the Royal Tour who used to hang around here who used to be funny and witty and cool and let that guy ask her out. Hell, I wish I knew where that guy went and I'm freakin' married.that stings.probably true tho.. i'm so lame. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted January 4, 2008 Author Share Posted January 4, 2008 close but I believe its Three Tits Is Wild Wild PartyQFT'Factual info from total recall! Link to post Share on other sites
weishan14 0 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true. How many guys make shoe comments to chicks? Little story...My wife is a shoe-o-phile, so after 15 years of shadowing her through Neiman and Nordstroms, etc. I have a bit of that metro shoe thing in me through osmossis.Well one night at Bellagio a very attractive Asian waitress just busting her butt, and gettting harrassed, etc. and just getting slammed with orders.She made her way over to our table. I didn't even order anything but I noticed she had on , not just sneakers but some insanely cool looking sneaker type shoes. Very different, not sure what they were. So I lean back as if to order something, she never looks at me, and I say "wow...verrrrry cool shoes". Her head snapped around and she suddenly had this HUGE grin on her face. Dude, if I was single (or a cheating type) it was so GAME ON after that for the rest of the night. She never left me alone. I never asked for a drink but she was bringing me beer after beer anyway. Then it morphed into suggesting different things and just bringing them over, all kinds of weird stuff, and NEVER would take any of my tips. Not one. She was smiling, chatting, and touching my neck, tapping my shoulder, etc. It got a little uncomfortable, and I even told Steve and Tony about it...they were laughing in my face.You just attract waitresses, for some reason. Seems to me the same thing happened with the waitress at the buffet we all went to during the WSOP. It was a good thing you were sitting in the corner, and she had to walk past the rest of us to get to you, otherwise we would had to wait on ourselves - lol. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 You just attract waitresses, for some reason. Seems to me the same thing happened with the waitress at the buffet we all went to during the WSOP. It was a good thing you were sitting in the corner, and she had to walk past the rest of us to get to you, otherwise we would had to wait on ourselves - lol.HA! She gave me her address and we've been chatin and writin ever since.She even sent me a picture of her family this christmas. Love that gal...Betty Sue Lou McGoo Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 You just attract waitresses, for some reason. Seems to me the same thing happened with the waitress at the buffet we all went to during the WSOP. It was a good thing you were sitting in the corner, and she had to walk past the rest of us to get to you, otherwise we would had to wait on ourselves - lol.HAHAHAHA!Another classic FCP outing!! :)That waitress was nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 HAHAHAHA!Another classic FCP outing!! :)That waitress was nuts.I know, I forgot about that buffet that night... it was such riot. Good times.edit: oh shit..there's Mitch!..."SO....BACK TO GETTING LUCKY"..... Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 she has the kind of face that looks like she ages well.^^BrilliantDrop the lame potatoes and Im new in town and want to eat with someone.They care about the sensitivity after they seem some confident winner Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 I know, I forgot about that buffet that night... it was such riot. Good times.edit: oh shit..there's Mitch!..."SO....BACK TO GETTING LUCKY".....ha haplease derail this thread, its worthless since i've yet to get any real updates.also, I want another FCP vegas weekend, that was fun as shit. Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 ha haplease derail this thread, its worthless since i've yet to get any real updates.also, I want another FCP vegas weekend, that was fun as shit.I'm going to venetian in like 20 minutes, I'm gonna look for Jennifer Love Hewitt and show her this thread.... Link to post Share on other sites
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