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You even mess up in the stupid threads.ps.. I hate it when stupid threads bring tons of idiots from general
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CanU Supersize That?
Do you people not see how stupid this thread is? Now people are justcombiningwordssothattheystaywithintherules... which is pretty ironic since it's not funny anyway.edit: Nice fix.
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This thread oscillates between depressingly unfunny, and, well, even MORE depressingly unfunny.I don't have much room to talk, because I've only had sex with like 2 people not including terrible whores and people I can't stand, but I really feel as if even I must be more attractive to the women of the world than the people trying to be funny in here. To be clear, I'm only saying this because nothing is more offensive to me than bad humor. (Which is why I hate myself so very much.)My answer would be something like: "Sorry Mrs. Katz..." (Mrs. Katz being Speedz99's mother, and the joke being that I just did it with Speedz99's mother, and the second joke being that my performance was so terrible that I have to apologize directly afterwards, one would likely infer for a lack of stamina on my part. A further interpretation could lead to ANOTHER joke being that Mrs. Katz is so upset with my poor performance because she's an insatiable wildcat in the sack, which is kind of a funny image in my head. The last joke, totally unrelated to the three word apology proffered above, is that imagining Speedz's mom in a nighty giving me the Come Hither stare will probably lead to my being unable to get or maintain an erection for a few days. I think THAT joke is on me.)

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This thread oscillates between depressingly unfunny, and, well, even MORE depressingly unfunny.I don't have much room to talk, because I've only had sex with like 2 people not including terrible whores and people I can't stand, but I really feel as if even I must be more attractive to the women of the world than the people trying to be funny in here. To be clear, I'm only saying this because nothing is more offensive to me than bad humor. (Which is why I hate myself so very much.)My answer would be something like: "Sorry Mrs. Katz..." (Mrs. Katz being Speedz99's mother, and the joke being that I just did it with Speedz99's mother, and the second joke being that my performance was so terrible that I have to apologize directly afterwards, one would likely infer for a lack of stamina on my part. A further interpretation could lead to ANOTHER joke being that Mrs. Katz is so upset with my poor performance because she's an insatiable wildcat in the sack, which is kind of a funny image in my head. The last joke, totally unrelated to the three word apology proffered above, is that imagining Speedz's mom in a nighty giving me the Come Hither stare will probably lead to my being unable to get or maintain an erection for a few days. I think THAT joke is on me.)
Glad you explained all of that.
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I don't get it.
The whole point of this awful thread is to use 3 words and you used 4. Also, you seem to like this thread WAY too much.
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