Holmes Monaco 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 ive been lurking here for a little while and i finally registered because i got a home game report i wanted to write, try to blow some steam off cause it was disappointing.last night my friend Jerome called me up and told me there was a game going down at this pretty nice place. id never played there before but whatever. Jerome asked me for a ride. i told him my car was full even though it wasnt. he wouldve just bothered me the whole way. got to the place a little late. Jarome showed up right after me, started complaining about the bus but i ignored him.went inside and some guy tells me i can put my coat in the closet. thats nice i thought, a coat closet. got to my seat and bought in for the full amount. looked around at the other players. none of them looked that great, and they werent. easy money tonight. i should leave here with a nice profit. after an hour or two i was basically even. no big hands or anything. finally i pick up aces. Jerome raises it up in early position and some other guy calls. i raised it back to Jerome and he calls, other guy folds. flop is no trouble: 9 Q 3 no flush. Jerome straight up goes all in just like that and im like "Jerome i am gonna enjoy your money i call." hes got 10 J. an 8 comes on the turn and he hits his straight. river is a blank and im like "thats a bad beat man! damn!" he says he outplayed me and i was like "whatever man."i had enough of that garbage. told everyone i was going to the bathroom. went into the kitchen and found a pair of scissors. got some duct tape too. walked around to the coat closet. looked inside and found Jerome's jacket. i pulled it out and cut it in half with the scissors. then i got some other guy's jacket and cut that in half too. took one half from each jacket and taped them together with the duct tape. did the same with the other two halves. went back to my seat like nothing even happened.at the end of the night i had lost all my money. i was ready to leave that spot. everyone was cashing out and going to get their stuff. walked up to the closet and saw Jerome and this other guy standing there looking at their coats all confused. i said to them "hey you guys wore matching jackets, thats cute." Jerome said "man, what happened to my jacket?" i was like "how the hell should i know Jerome? now get out of my way so i can get mine." got my jacket and went outside to smoke a cigarette.decided i just wanted to leave that place so i threw my cigarette in the garden and left. thought to myself if i ever come back here im gonna hit and run them for all their money. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 went inside and some guy tells me i can put my coat in the closet. thats nice i thought, a coat closet.This part was very, very funny. Link to post Share on other sites
david_keena 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Dude what the hell total donks = u go bustThey have a nice coat closet = u cut up 2 coats and tape them together.i dont think u r getting invited backit was funny though i am still laughing. Link to post Share on other sites
OrzyVibe 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 This is a joke, right? I'm going on the assumption that it is....Otherwise: you need your ass kicked severely. And I mean a beatdown type of ass kicking. Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 i had enough of that garbage. told everyone i was going to the bathroom. went into the kitchen and found a pair of scissors.Am I the only one relieved that it was a coat that got attacked?But yeah, good way to vent... I suppose. Link to post Share on other sites
JustLikeNegs 1 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 nice job! i lol'd Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Wow.If you did that to my jacket I would have beat the living shit out of you. From losing to an OESD, no less. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 OP, if you're serious, you are a kunt of the worst kind. If you are joking, the read was only semi-funny.Overall rating: You suck. Link to post Share on other sites
defy 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 i laughed. Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Monaco 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 Wow.If you did that to my jacket I would have beat the living shit out of you. From losing to an OESD, no less.whatever guy you wouldnt have known who did it Link to post Share on other sites
Ko8e34 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 [ ] This thread delivers.If you were that upset about aces losing, maybe you should avoid poker and hustling these donks for all their money. Link to post Share on other sites
Speed Limit 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 what a jopke. Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 This can never be good with a friend that goes by the name of Jerome. Just sayin. Link to post Share on other sites
CodyHartman 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I hope Jerome somehow finds this thread, reads it, and kicks you in the ovaries. Link to post Share on other sites
drcossack 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I hope Jerome somehow finds this thread, reads it, and blasts you in the ovaries.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Did Jerome look like this? Link to post Share on other sites
Jariso13 1 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Definitely 100% joke. Link to post Share on other sites
Jrobb25 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Wow.If you did that to my jacket I would have beat the living shit out of you. From losing to an OESD, no less.**** that u have money to buy a new jacket now Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Monaco 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 jerome is not black hes just a weird named fool Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 **** that u have money to buy a new jacket now SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS!!!!:fades into crowd: Link to post Share on other sites
Knollie919 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS!!!!:fades into crowd:lol u bastard i was jsut abuot to write this too Link to post Share on other sites
Knollie919 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 someone shit on or around the coats Link to post Share on other sites
Omaha Hi/Lo 0 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 walked up to the closet and saw Jerome and this other guy standing there looking at their coats all confused. i said to them "hey you guys wore matching jackets, thats cute." Jerome said "man, what happened to my jacket?" i was like "how the hell should i know Jerome? now get out of my way so i can get mine." got my jacket and went outside to smoke a cigarette.Could you have been anymore obv that it was you, hahaha. I person who had known nothing about the situation would have atleast been taken a back by two coats cut/taped together... what a c**ksucker, I would of put your cigarette out on your forehead. LOL, over an OESD... so trivial.Hope this is fake. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 whatever guy you wouldnt have known who did itlol GUY, the way you described it makes it pretty obvious you did it:1. You take a bad beat, and are obviously pissed.2. You leave to go to the bathroom.3. Coats are found to be cut in half.4. You give a sarcastic response when they are trying to figure out who did it.I've watched enough CSI:Miami to be able to put the pieces together here, GUY.These guys are either idiots for not knowing it was you, or you made up the whole thing... or you posted this on a laptop in a hospital bed. Link to post Share on other sites
Vtlaxer09 4 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 [x] ban[x] crucify[x] shit on coat Link to post Share on other sites
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