keith crime 8 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Man loses wifeLike the Pandavas in Indian epic "Mahabharata", a man in a Bihar village staked his wife to another villager after he lost his money, land and possessions in gambling. Umashankar Choudhary of Chaksaid village in Vaishali district gambled his wife, Sunanina Devi, to Manoj Singh of the same village. "Umashankar gambled his wife when he lost his money, land, gold chain, motorcycle and even his watch in gambling," said Mahavir Pal, a local politician. The incident occurred last week during Durga Puja festivities.The victorious Singh demanded that Umashankar's wife be handed over to him. Soon the news spread in the village and a panchayat meeting was called.Choudhary was ordered to pay Rs 5,000 to Singh. In turn, "Singh was persuaded by the village elders to forget everything", Pal said. Link to post Share on other sites
Luv2Gamble 0 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 LOL! Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Choudhary was ordered to pay Rs 5,000 to Singh. In turn, "Singh was persuaded by the village elders to forget everything", Pal said.Thats about $125. Guess she wasn't so hot. Link to post Share on other sites
Miguel McHarris 0 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Somebody needs a stop loss. 2 goats and 3 pieces of silver or something like that. Good stuff Keith. Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Village Elders = Floor Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Man loses wifeLike the Pandavas in Indian epic "Mahabharata", a man in a Bihar village staked his wife to another villager after he lost his money, land and possessions in gambling. Umashankar Choudhary of Chaksaid village in Vaishali district gambled his wife, Sunanina Devi, to Manoj Singh of the same village. "Umashankar gambled his wife when he lost his money, land, gold chain, motorcycle and even his watch in gambling," said Mahavir Pal, a local politician. The incident occurred last week during Durga Puja festivities.The victorious Singh demanded that Umashankar's wife be handed over to him. Soon the news spread in the village and a panchayat meeting was called.Choudhary was ordered to pay Rs 5,000 to Singh. In turn, "Singh was persuaded by the village elders to forget everything", Pal said.Any fool knows you gamble your wife before any of that shit. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Win win situation IMO Link to post Share on other sites
Abbaddabba 0 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Any fool knows you gamble your wife before any of that shit.Because if you lose all that, your wife is going to leave anyways. Link to post Share on other sites
solderz 0 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Wondering what the going rate here is for a wife. If I had known this was an option I would have lost mine gambling too. Would have saved a lot of legal fees. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted December 7, 2007 Author Share Posted December 7, 2007 Yeah but the thing is - the other's guys not going to give you any chips for Cameron Manheim or Kathy Bates - she had to be somewhat hot Link to post Share on other sites
MadKennedy420 0 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Village Elders = Floordo you call them with drums or smoke signals?or yell "floor?" Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 do you call them with drums or smoke signals?wrong kind of indians. Link to post Share on other sites
jethrodull 0 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 wrong kind of indians.you mean "Umashankar Choudhary" isn't Seminole or Cherokee?J Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Reading this thread gave a craving for some butter chicken with aloo goobi jasmine rice and some samosas. Link to post Share on other sites
SCYUKON 0 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Reading this thread gave a craving for some butter chicken with aloo goobi jasmine rice and some samosas.Better get some peptol and warm up the crapper......... Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Better get some peptol and warm up the crapper......... QFT. I learned early on that you dont force a fart within 48 hours of consuming indian food. It is damn tasty though. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I guess Worm was right, women really are the fucking rake. Link to post Share on other sites
NonZeroPossibility 0 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I guess Worm was right, women really are the fucking rake.Obviously you missed the point. The guy who won the f.u.king bet is the RAKE and will be raking that other dudes wife. Link to post Share on other sites
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