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[Ex_Matt 0]

I think we all knew that this thread was going to come back and bite the OP

uhhh. . . how?

[xzanos 0]

Either way.Is it really a good beat? You won a race with a middle pair vs Ace high.

FYP

[XXEddie 0]

I hate to be picky but is this even english?

Hows this....Your 6k open-shove with 55 was just disgusting and horrible, you suck at poker

[king1305 0]

Hows this....Your 6k open-shove with 55 was just disgusting and horrible, you suck at poker

Now, now, now. The Eagles haven't even played this week, yet. Calm down.

[BeaverStyle 1]

Home game tonight:Stupid aggrodonk raises, I jam w/ A10d. He snap calls w/ J5. X X X , J , A is the board.Then he does the same thing, I jam w/ A10d. He snap calls w/ KK.Xd Xd X, X, A.I run goot.And what's w/ all the angry posters?

[Teck_72 0]

I expected so much more from the title..

[Veener Schnitz 0]

Hows this....Your 6k open-shove with 55 was just disgusting and horrible, you suck at poker

well done

Now, now, now. The Eagles haven't even played this week, yet. Calm down.

also a nice zinger [ X ] OP Failed[ ] Thread Delivers.

[Snamuh 0]

Now, now, now. The Eagles haven't even played this week, yet. Calm down.

So um. How'd that Jets game go last week? Did you happen to see if they won? Who did they play?

[Uniqueuponhim 0]

Not actually a suckout, but still fits the title of the threadButton (t5735)SB (t3090)Hero (t6175)Preflop: Hero is in BB with A:diamond: A:heart:Button calls t400, SB folds, Hero raises to t1200, Button calls t800Flop: (t3075) 6:spade: J:club: 2:club: (2 players)Hero bets t1200, Button calls t1200Turn: (t5475) A:spade: (2 players)Hero bets t1200, Button calls t1200River: (t7875) 2:diamond: (2 players)Hero bets t2200, Button calls t2110 (All-in)Hero has Ad, Ah (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)Button has 6h, 7h (two pair, Sixes and Deuces)

[Mercury69 3]

Meh...55 is largely beatable, even if you only have one over, but good on ya, ex-Matt!

[blakheart 3]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t1000 (7 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)Hero (t13513)SB (t28290)BB (t21669)UTG (t5137)MP1 (t21768)MP2 (t5051)CO (t7097)Preflop: Hero is Button with A, A. 1 fold, MP1 raises to t4000, 2 folds, Hero calls t4000, 2 folds.Flop: (t8600) T, 6, 7(2 players)MP1 bets t4000, Hero raises to t9413, MP1 calls t5413.Turn: (t27426) 9(2 players)River: (t27426) 8(2 players)Final Pot: t27426Villian had 66HAHAHA

[Ex_Matt 0]

Hows this....Your 6k open-shove with 55 was just disgusting and horrible, you suck at poker

First of all I'd gladly race headsup for the win. Headsup is a very small part of poker and I do not like playing it. This is why I'm willing to race for stacks. Also, any pocket pair is a strong starting hand headsup, you're just a bitter prick who probably loses every race he's in.

[babylondonks 5]

Eddie, I'd advise you just to leave it, you can't teach a retarded dog new tricks.On a better note:PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)Preflop: Hero is SB with , . 3 folds, Button calls, Hero raises, BB calls, Button calls.Flop: (6 SB) , , (3 players)Hero bets, BB raises, Button calls, Hero 3-bets, BB calls, Button calls.Turn: (7.50 BB) (3 players)Hero bets, BB calls, Button calls.River: (10.50 BB) (3 players)Hero checks, BB checks, Button checks.Final Pot: 10.50 BBResults in white below: Hero has Jc Js (two pair, jacks and fours). BB has 7h 5h (two pair, fives and fours). Button has 9h 9s (two pair, nines and fours). Outcome: Hero wins 10.50 BB.

[Ex_Matt 0]

Eddie, I'd advise you just to leave it, you can't teach a retarded dog new tricks.On a better note:PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)Preflop: Hero is SB with , . 3 folds, Button calls, Hero raises, BB calls, Button calls.Flop: (6 SB) , , (3 players)Hero bets, BB raises, Button calls, Hero 3-bets, BB calls, Button calls.Turn: (7.50 BB) (3 players)Hero bets, BB calls, Button calls.River: (10.50 BB) (3 players)Hero checks, BB checks, Button checks.Final Pot: 10.50 BBResults in white below: Hero has Jc Js (two pair, jacks and fours). BB has 7h 5h (two pair, fives and fours). Button has 9h 9s (two pair, nines and fours). Outcome: Hero wins 10.50 BB.

You call me a retard but you dont even know what a bad beat is. You had the best hand the whole way and it held, you're in the wrong thread, retard.

[ah2388 0]

jamming 30x the bb bc you dont like heads up is def pretty standardteach me?

[Naslund44 0]

I expected so much more from the title..

really? i mean look at the OP....matt probly is the worst poker player on this forum /

[Jargonator 0]

really? i mean look at the OP....matt probly is the worst poker player on this forum /

thems fightin' words, it's a long time since we had a good HU4ROLLZ grudgematch...

[TravisG 0]

Button (t5777735)SB (t1)Hero (t5777734)Preflop: Hero is in BB with 2 3 :heart:Button calls t320000, SB folds, Hero raises to t320000Flop: A K 2 (2 players)Hero checks, Button raises the rest of his goddamn money and is all in, Hero calls.Button shows A A :club:Turn: 2 (2 players)River: 2 (2 players)Button has Ad, Ac (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)Button has 2d, 3h (four of a kind, Deuces)Button: im gonna kill your momHero: niceedit: i ended up losing that 3 handed sng

[babylondonks 5]

That's because I never get it in bad, like Phil Hellmuth, you knowswIt was really a brag post to show I'm playing high stakesswI just needed an excuse to bump my post count

[king1305 0]

So um. How'd that Jets game go last week? Did you happen to see if they won? Who did they play?

Oh, shit. I saw that one, they played the Cowboys and got hammered. Pretty shitty, huh?If you were referring to their game the week before, HU4RB?!

[albasuna 0]

I've bragged about this before.... with mixed reactions.how to donk 101PokerStars Game #12361228081: Tournament #61826019, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/09/30 - 16:16:52 (ET)Table '61826019 823' 9-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: tsalagi (3195 in chips) Seat 2: mainzelmaus (8805 in chips) Seat 3: jimboftw5 (4935 in chips) Seat 4: raise-fifty (4850 in chips) Seat 5: Achilles26 (5100 in chips) Seat 6: hector187 (2050 in chips) Seat 7: Tonic13 (3310 in chips) Seat 8: morsio (2665 in chips) is sitting outSeat 9: rakenkjake (2375 in chips) is sitting outjimboftw5: posts small blind 75raise-fifty: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to raise-fifty [2s Ts]Achilles26: folds hector187: folds Tonic13: folds morsio: folds rakenkjake: folds tsalagi: raises 300 to 450mainzelmaus: folds jimboftw5: folds raise-fifty: raises 800 to 1250tsalagi: calls 800*** FLOP *** [Js 7h Ah]raise-fifty: bets 3600 and is all-intsalagi: calls 1945 and is all-in*** TURN *** [Js 7h Ah] [4s]*** RIVER *** [Js 7h Ah 4s] [As]*** SHOW DOWN ***raise-fifty: shows [2s Ts] (a flush, Ace high)tsalagi: shows [9d Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)raise-fifty collected 6465 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 6465 | Rake 0 Board [Js 7h Ah 4s As]Seat 1: tsalagi showed [9d Ad] and lost with three of a kind, AcesSeat 2: mainzelmaus (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: jimboftw5 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 4: raise-fifty (big blind) showed [2s Ts] and won (6465) with a flush, Ace highSeat 5: Achilles26 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: hector187 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: Tonic13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: morsio folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: rakenkjake folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Ex_Matt 0]

really? i mean look at the me....I am probly the worst poker player on this planet

FYP.

[Naslund44 0]

FYP.

woah woah woah hold on there chief.....this thread is about making fun of you....not me....you.

[rdtedm 0]

I was going to write something about the huge egos of some people online, but how do you had e- to ego? E-ego? That just sounds like I'm stuttering.

[AUBrandon 0]

First of all I'd gladly race headsup for the win. Headsup is a very small part of poker and I do not like playing it. This is why I'm willing to race for stacks. Also, any pocket pair is a strong starting hand headsup, you're just a bitter prick who probably loses every race he's in.

small part of poker? are u kiddng? its only where u make the biggest money jump if u TID.... thats all. i dont play sngs (or mtts) to get hu and try to "race for stacks". you might as well play roulette and bet on black. with 10 bbs or less this is ok imo.. but for 30? allllllrighty then.