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I would reach in and rip your heart out... then eat it while its still beating
lol, damnit i didn't think it was that big of a deal. I'll ship u 20 on stars if u do what u just said above to the ex girlfriend. WE were together 2 years, and then back in FEbruary she went on a little mini vacation with her friend out to LA. To make a long long story short, she met some army ****, ****ed him and now it is about 7 months later and they are married. Talk about bad breakups . .. . major OUchAGE!!
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lol, damnit i didn't think it was that big of a deal. I'll ship u 20 on stars if u do what u just said above to the ex girlfriend. WE were together 2 years, and then back in FEbruary she went on a little mini vacation with her friend out to LA. To make a long long story short, she met some army ****, ****ed him and now it is about 7 months later and they are married. Talk about bad breakups . .. . major OUchAGE!!
20 on full tilt and its done
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lol, damnit i didn't think it was that big of a deal. I'll ship u 20 on stars if u do what u just said above to the ex girlfriend. WE were together 2 years, and then back in FEbruary she went on a little mini vacation with her friend out to LA. To make a long long story short, she met some army ****, ****ed him and now it is about 7 months later and they are married. Talk about bad breakups . .. . major OUchAGE!!
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Wow. 2400 posts in a year. Get a job.
A year and 2 months *******.. get it right
lol. here we go again I haven't heard a post count argument beforeoops i think i just contradicted myself
Yeah, seriously. What kind of loser has time to make so many posts? :club:
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Expect to get flamed here. Unless, you reply to 1500 posts in 6 months. New threads annoy those who wish they had thought of it themselves.
thanks for the support bro but so far I think my threads are pretty freaking retarded!lol,I think any flaming that Im getting at this point is well justified.
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A year and 2 months *******.. get it right
You're from Pratt Kansas for god's sake. What difference does two months make? You could be the richest man in town and still not be able to afford gas to get you to Oklahoma. I think two months in Pratt may be like 30 years in the real world. Dadgum I feel for you. Keep your chn up.
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Your from Pratt Kansas for god's sake. What difference does two months make? You could be the richest man in town and still not be able to afford gas to get you to Oklahoma. I think two months in Pratt may be like 30 years in the real world. Dadgum I feel for you. Keep your chn up.
1.) I was joking, and if you couldn't see that, I highly suggest you look up the definition of sarcasm2.) Not true, there are many wealthy people in this town, and by wealthy, I mean exceeding over 250k a year.3.) Define "real world", I've lived in Wyoming, Colorado, California, and now Kansas.. I think I have a pretty good grasp on the real world4.) You're a moron
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Hey OP you want to trade places for a couple months like in that movie with Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz?I go to New Zealand and you go to California? DEAL MAKE IT HAPPEN
Lol! F*&ing aces how close is California to Vegas???Closer than New Zealand is Im sure!
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1.) I was joking, and if you couldn't see that, I highly suggest you look up the definition of sarcasm2.) Not true, there are many wealthy people in this town, and by wealthy, I mean exceeding over 250k a year.3.) Define "real world", I've lived in Wyoming, Colorado, California, and now Kansas.. I think I have a pretty good grasp on the real world4.) You're a moron
I didn't see Oklahoma on that list. C'mon now, you secretly want to be an Okie right? You're getting closer. Real close. Where'd you live in California? Let me guess. Bakersfield!!!!!! Right?????? LOL Just kiddin' bud. Don't blow a gasket.
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Lol! F*&ing aces how close is California to Vegas???Closer than New Zealand is Im sure!
Driving distance..... (I knew you were going to ask that).And we do have these people called Indians in the United States. Most of them were driven from their homes, but the remaining have casinos on their ancestral lands. They have a bunch of these in California, and I'm sure they would welcome you with open arms. They are 18 and over, but most dont check ID. Your good unless you look like your 12.
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lol, damnit i didn't think it was that big of a deal. I'll ship u 20 on stars if u do what u just said above to the ex girlfriend. WE were together 2 years, and then back in FEbruary she went on a little mini vacation with her friend out to LA. To make a long long story short, she met some army ****, ****ed him and now it is about 7 months later and they are married. Talk about bad breakups . .. . major OUchAGE!!
isnt this the wandigo story?
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idk it might be, today is her b day and also my dads which is probably the only reaosn i brought that up.
Okay bud, time to get over her. Lost my wife after 22 years of marriage 7 months ago. Am 43 and have been seeing a 28 year old gal and a 24 year old gal and even hit a lesbian. (Wasn't great but wasn't bad). If my old @$$ can do it, so can you. Pick yourself up by the bootstraps dust yourself off and move on. So many nice girls out there just waiting for dudes just like us. Go get 'em.
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Okay bud, time to get over her. Lost my wife after 22 years of marriage 7 months ago. Am 43 and have been seeing a 28 year old gal and a 24 year old gal and even hit a lesbian. (Wasn't great but wasn't bad). If my old @$$ can do it, so can you. Pick yourself up by the bootstraps dust yourself off and move on. So many nice girls out there just waiting for dudes just like us. Go get 'em.
:club:, ty for reality check sir.
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Okay bud, time to get over her. Lost my wife after 22 years of marriage 7 months ago. Am 43 and have been seeing a 28 year old gal and a 24 year old gal and even hit a lesbian. (Wasn't great but wasn't bad). If my old @$$ can do it, so can you. Pick yourself up by the bootstraps dust yourself off and move on. So many nice girls out there just waiting for dudes just like us. Go get 'em.
I also got a royal flush once in a $5 sng, too bad it was a sng, I only one a few hundred chips and didn't even end up cashing.
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I also got a royal flush once in a $5 sng, too bad it was a sng, I only one a few hundred chips and didn't even end up cashing.
I've had like 5 royal flushes and 3 of them used 2 cards.I played a 30/60 LHE hand on PP back in the day where the flop was AKQhhh, the turn was the Jh, and the river was the Th. My T9cc in the SB chopped with the BB's 6x6h.I also ran into 2 straight flushes in one week playing 10/20 NLHE @ The Bellagio. I think I lost about $1100 on one and like $500 on the other.
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