cardcore 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I've found my ROI to be significantly higher when I play poker on the throne. I have wireless internet and a small laptop, so I'll boot up an MTT and log a session on the toilet, not having to worry about a slider when I take a bad beat. It's relaxing, and I'm in a better mood when I can write, "poop... splash...ahhh" in the chat box.No matter what happens, I'm always a winner.this was an excellent thread Link to post Share on other sites
Jambot 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I've never actually recorded my ROI whilst on the throne, but I don't recall ever loosing a hand during a bowel movement. You could be onto something here. Of course sustained toilet sitting is gonna bring on titanic piles and any profit will end up going towards treatments to clear that problem up, so it's a double edged sword. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Nicoson 1 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I'm sure this will be a fun thread. But I read the title and now I want to know how the money is flowing geographically. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I've found my ROI to be significantly higher when I play poker on the throne. I have wireless internet and a small laptop, so I'll boot up an MTT and log a session on the toilet, not having to worry about a slider when I take a bad beat. It's relaxing, and I'm in a better mood when I can write, "poop... splash...ahhh" in the chat box.No matter what happens, I'm always a winner.this was an excellent threadlog a session, indeed. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 PokerDB definitely needs to add this category to it's statistics. Link to post Share on other sites
NoSup4U 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 log a session, indeed.lol Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Well I suppose there won't be an argument of which player is better at playing poker while on the pooper: Live or Online? Link to post Share on other sites
cardcore 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Author Share Posted November 15, 2007 loli almost put it in quotes Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Well I suppose there won't be an argument of which player is better at playing poker while on the pooper: Live or Online? We've missed you, Beaver. Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Have you ever dumped chips whilst in a MTT? Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Have you ever dumped chips whilst in a MTT?if you did, urine big trouble. Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I bet you make a lot of your flush draws Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Does a Deuce ever fall? Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Does constipation qualify as a bad beat? Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Have you ever bricked a belly-buster? Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Have you ever hit your bottom pair when you were pushing hard in position? Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Link to post Share on other sites
sandwedge 30 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 How do you poop without seeing the floop? Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 sometimes TP just isn't good enough. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 sometimes TP just isn't good enough.Especially if you're a weak-kicker. Link to post Share on other sites
rdtedm 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I love this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
cardcore 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Author Share Posted November 15, 2007 sometimes i don't know what to do, so I just close my eyes and push Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 sometimes i don't know what to do, so I just close my eyes and pushIf you push too much, you might blow it. Link to post Share on other sites
cardcore 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Author Share Posted November 15, 2007 haha i tried to cheat by putting a deuce up my sleeve Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 This thread is amazing. So many responses that made me LOL. Link to post Share on other sites
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