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1. Know what LAG stands for2. Wait for someone to raise your blinds3. Shout as loud as you can: HOW THE **** DO YOU RAISE MY SB ?? DON'T YA KNOW I AM ARI!!!!!!!!!4. PUSH!!!!!!!!!!!5 Profit???Full Tilt Poker Game #4094506523: $28,000 Guarantee (30642330), Table 91 - 1000/2000 Ante 250 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:22:31 ET - 2007/11/07Seat 1: Poppy101 (48,110)Seat 2: MaseWiN (31,554)Seat 3: mbajpai (51,015)Seat 4: Ari (39,695)Seat 5: funkyfreshin (26,600)Seat 6: NickFury (49,156)Seat 7: rosebay72 (45,497)Seat 8: bertbabe (38,765)Seat 9: killingbird (36,453)Poppy101 antes 250MaseWiN antes 250mbajpai antes 250Ari antes 250funkyfreshin antes 250NickFury antes 250rosebay72 antes 250bertbabe antes 250killingbird antes 250Ari posts the small blind of 1,000funkyfreshin posts the big blind of 2,000The button is in seat #3*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to mbajpai [Ac Js]NickFury foldsrosebay72 foldsbertbabe foldskillingbird foldsPoppy101 foldsMaseWiN has 15 seconds left to actMaseWiN foldsmbajpai raises to 5,555Ari has 15 seconds left to actAri raises to 28,000funkyfreshin foldsmbajpai raises to 50,445Ari calls 11,445, and is all inmbajpai shows [Ac Js]Ari shows [7s 5s]Uncalled bet of 11,000 returned to mbajpai*** FLOP *** [Jd As 8d]*** TURN *** [Jd As 8d] [4s]*** RIVER *** [Jd As 8d 4s] [6c]mbajpai shows two pair, Aces and JacksAri shows a straight, Eight highAri wins the pot (83,140) with a straight, Eight high*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 83,140 | Rake 0Board: [Jd As 8d 4s 6c]Seat 1: Poppy101 folded before the FlopSeat 2: MaseWiN folded before the FlopSeat 3: mbajpai (button) showed [Ac Js] and lost with two pair, Aces and JacksSeat 4: Ari (small blind) showed [7s 5s] and won (83,140) with a straight, Eight highSeat 5: funkyfreshin (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 6: NickFury folded before the FlopSeat 7: rosebay72 folded before the FlopSeat 8: bertbabe folded before the FlopSeat 9: killingbird folded before the FlopUnlike those infomercials on tv this actually works!!!Try it and thank me later :club:

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I'm slightly confused.
OP decided to post a bad beat post at the hands of an "online pro". In doing so he did something absolutely hilarious that he doesn't know about yet.
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Oh that settles it
I think for the next AIPF pot I play live where I shove with junk I'm totally going to stand up and shout I Am Ari!!!Noone will know what to do.
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Wow and I thought i had unlocked the key :(Back to the drawing boards ppl...
BodogAri's Full Tilt name being I Am Ari makes this thread so perfect.
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I think for the next AIPF pot I play live where I shove with junk I'm totally going to stand up and shout I Am Ari!!!Noone will know what to do.
loooooooolThat tactic is undefeated so far
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