Table Etiquiette

[Danny Dingleberry 0]

Get used to this, people will flame the chat a lot whether or not you truly made a poor decision.Just learn to tilt them by asking really really retarded questions. That's a tough spot for them, but a couple come to mind:1) It was QQ versus A-K, so it was a coinflip right?2) How am I supposed to fold when I know I'm getting my third queen?

3) - It was womans inituition - what, you're a woman? - No.

[Citizen Erased 0]

based on experience, you'll get backing from the other players with a simple"dude, stfu"

[NoSup4U 0]

I like to say "thanks for the [insert product with price close to the stakes here]"ie, at 1/2 NL, "thanks for the ipod"at 10/20 LHE, "thanks for the xbox"etc.

Genius!Mark

[DCJ001 0]

You sucked out on the flop, the turn was justice.Someone said that to me in a chat box and I almost through my laptop into the wall.

Why? Was your villain in the next room?Is this you:http://www.myvideo.de/watch/95064

[Zach6668 513]

Genius!Mark

eh, I stole it from someone here, from years ago.

[Gene zzz 0]

An other turn you can give him is to leave the table; many players who have rivered me etc then leave with all the maoney! This would burn him and equal the score. In live games if he was to hard the dealer would help, they don't allow much distraction.

[danc1984 0]

An other turn you can give him is to leave the table; many players who have rivered me etc then leave with all the maoney! This would burn him and equal the score. In live games if he was to hard the dealer would help, they don't allow much distraction.

Wow man. I think I actually understood the general themes in your post.

[Influcted 0]

People who river you like Gene said and then leave piss me off so much more then actually losing on the river because you're looking for that revenge.