MisterB 2 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know... I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. ShimmeringWang, there isn't another soul on this ****ing planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Wang's a lesbian? Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 MisterB is Clay Aiken's joke account? Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 i love that movie.i also love the fact that this is addressed to shimmeringwang.damn i wish i were wang. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I'm pretty sure that MisterB is addressing this to one of the very convincing joke accounts made at my expense: ShimmeringWang (notice the space in my name)Joke accounts picking fun at me can get entire posts dedicated to their brilliance and worth, and I can't get a handy from that stupid slut Karen in sales. Life.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I'm pretty sure that MisterB is addressing this to one of the very convincing joke accounts made at my expense: ShimmeringWang (notice the space in my name)Joke accounts picking fun at me can get entire posts dedicated to their brilliance and worth, and I can't get a handy from that stupid slut Karen in sales. Life.Wangslut Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I'm pretty sure that MisterB is addressing this to one of the very convincing joke accounts made at my expense: ShimmeringWang (notice the space in my name)Joke accounts picking fun at me can get entire posts dedicated to their brilliance and worth, and I can't get a handy from that stupid slut Karen in sales. Life.Wangmaybe if you stopped calling her "Karen" and started calling her 'Hey, stupid slut from Sales".i dunno, i may have that backwards. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 21, 2007 Author Share Posted September 21, 2007 I'm pretty sure that MisterB is addressing this to one of the very convincing joke accounts made at my expense: ShimmeringWang (notice the space in my name)Joke accounts picking fun at me can get entire posts dedicated to their brilliance and worth, and I can't get a handy from that stupid slut Karen in sales. Life.WangWell, not exactly. This was to you, and you alone. Faggot Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Wang's a lesbian?Most men are. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Well, not exactly. This was to you, and you alone. FaggotSweeeeeet.I'm going to go blast some hair metal and cruise around town wearing a yellow polo shirt and a pair of aviators. Just to make sure everyone ELSE knows how cool I am. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 21, 2007 Author Share Posted September 21, 2007 Sweeeeeet.I'm going to go blast some hair metal and cruise around town wearing a yellow polo shirt and a pair of aviators. Just to make sure everyone ELSE knows how cool I am.So what time should I expect you? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Sweeeeeet.I'm going to go blast some hair metal and cruise around town wearing a yellow polo shirt and a pair of aviators. Just to make sure everyone ELSE knows how cool I am.I'm wearing a yellow polo shirt RIGHT NOW. its lacoste actually, so its the coolest possible. and my sunglasses are ray bans. and I listened to The Final Countdown right before I left for work this morning. We should get up, hang and stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
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