umop-apisdn 0 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Dammit - I thought this was going to be a nice trip report filled with debauchery... Link to post Share on other sites
StupidKid 0 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Yeah I laughed at his comment later because it's so ridiculously obscene and for him to just have to go through the process of shutting off his engine so he can get his message in....that part just made me laugh that people are so f*cked up in the head. Perhaps a sarcastic reply of "Fresh out." would have been (in)appropriate as well. And FWIW, for the first time in 2 years, my dog got sick in the car. I'd like to believe that he was equally disgusted and blew chunks.I totally agree. When I read this I burst out laughing purely because of the fact that he felt so compelled to tell you this he shut off his engine and shouted it."Fresh out" would have been hilarious also. Link to post Share on other sites
conor_mw 0 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 there are only 2 things i hate...people who are intolerant of others peaople's cultures....and the Dutchgoldmember FTW . nice post chrozzo i LOLed Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 there are only 2 things i hate...people who are intolerant of others peaople's cultures....and the DutchNo doubt, wtf is with those wooden shoes. And the Swiss too with there "oh were neutral" attitude. Pick a side you pussies! Link to post Share on other sites
Dizzyg8r 0 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Should have repliedNo, but he likes trannies, and he seems to have an eye for you.Of course this is only if your car is in good condition to get away quickly, and his engine is still off.Nah, with a 100lb German Shepherd in his car, he could pretty much have said anything he wanted to the dude and gotten away with it. Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey Ravioli 0 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 You shouldn't automatically hate people based on the color of their skin or their religion. If you take the time to really get to know them as individuals, you will realize exactly how much of an ass hole most people are. Then you will have valid reasons to hate them. Link to post Share on other sites
ah2388 0 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 hiorly Link to post Share on other sites
dennisg9064 0 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 My wife always calls me a racist, to which I reply "Nope, I hate everyone." Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 You shouldn't automatically hate people based on the color of their skin or their religion. If you take the time to really get to know them as individuals, you will realize exactly how much of an ass hole most people are. Then you will have valid reasons to hate them.QFMFT. Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 You shouldn't automatically hate people based on the color of their skin or their religion. If you take the time to really get to know them as individuals, you will realize exactly how much of an ass hole most people are. Then you will have valid reasons to hate them.i feel compelled to add "I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane" Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 So it's raining here in Vegas over the weekend and as unusual an occurrence as this is, something must have been in the air as well. Getting ready for a nice day of poker as usual.I took Obey, my 100lb German Shepherd, out to run a few errands and let him get some fresh air since we couldn't go to the park due to the weather. He stuck his head out and let the drizzle (fo shizzle) hit his head.We came up to a red light behind a few cars, when the rumble of an engine from a nearby Harley pulled up beside us. On top of the bike was a man that looked like Dog The Bounty Hunter's retarded half-cousin.With both our windows down (edit: Mine and Obey's....the Harley doesn't have a window, AMAZING!), I glance over and see the guy trying to say something to me. I figure yet another complimentary comment on Obey and say "Thanks, but I can't hear you." and motion to my ear. To which he responds "Did you <inaudible> any <inaudible> tonight?" So now I'm curious, I shout "WHAT???""Did you <inaudible> ANY <INAUDIBLE> TONIGHT!?""WHAT????"At this point, he shuts off his engine and it becomes eerily quiet. I don't think he realizes this because...he SHOUTS at the top of his lungs."I SAID.......DID YOU FEEED HIM ANY NIG*ERS TONIGHT?" with a huge cackling smile.Yowsa! I scrambled my answer of "Noooo....." Luckily the light turned green, and as he sped off......he shouted once more..."WELL HE'D PROBABLY LIKE SOME!" and off into the Vegas sunset he went.Racism, alive and well.You sure it wasnt Dog himself? Link to post Share on other sites
zengame 0 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 9 years ago I was in Vegas with the wife. We decided to walk from the Stratosphere to Freemont street, LOL. Little did we know how far it was and how shady some of those blocks were back then. Well we were walking for a while when a pickup truck stops beside us. An older gentleman 50ish asks us where we are going. When we tell him he says maybe we should get a ride from him?? I take a look around to really see where we are and tell my wife to get in. She's shooting me daggers, with her eyes but I think I read people really well. To make a long story short he told us the people of Las Vegas need to look after the tourists. He drops us off at freemont street and disappears. Sorry for the hijack, but if you live in Vegas and drive a Chevy pickup or did 9 years ago Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 You sure it wasnt Dog himself?a timely bump Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffdog87 2 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 there are only 2 things i hate...people who are intolerant of others peaople's cultures....and the Dutchlol Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Nice bump? Obey=the nuts Link to post Share on other sites
Willing 2 Die 0 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Man, you a racist Dog.I laughed out loud Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I gotta say, did not see that one coming.My first time seeing this thread, and as i read the title, i figured it would be sometying like did you "fuuck" any "wwhores" tonight?would make the most sense IMO Link to post Share on other sites
ROACHBABY 0 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I gotta say, did not see that one coming.My first time seeing this thread, and as i read the title, i figured it would be sometying like did you "fuuck" any "wwhores" tonight?would make the most sense IMODitto. That's what I was guessing a retarded bounty hunter would say. Kinda cracked me up when I saw what he had to turn off his engine to yell. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 It was me. I yelled that. It's right up my alley.Soooooo beat me to that. Cobalt? Link to post Share on other sites
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