FoxwoodsPro 0 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 All stories previously told are true.........I have hooked up with 3 chicks at this oner bar in the past 3 days.......All older women (over 39)tonight i hooked up with the 108 pound 39 year old......went back to my DIRTY house....she was the aggressor with saying like "do you have protection" "do you want me to go down on you" "do you like this" "tell me exactly what you want" my fav "why are you kicking me out"it was wild meng Ive had fantasys bout fing older chicks for a while 39 yr old lockkk ittttttt uppppppp.....after we did the deed she gave me head on the stairssssssss.............omg it was so hot and I was drunk............ship immmmmmeddddddddd..........so proud and all stories this week have been 100% truth,,,,,,we did some freaky stuff t6hough foir sure <3 older ladies........weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeJason M. Soh and 2 nuts FTWWWWWWWWWW Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 first in a foxwood post Link to post Share on other sites
FoxwoodsPro 0 Posted August 27, 2007 Author Share Posted August 27, 2007 she was hot i was drunk and was def notmy A game but she came back for more and loved my thick thingy ;)trying to leave out the wild parts Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Lets assume this is true for a sec.First, you really need some story telling abilities.You said meng, as in a manage o 3, but never said anything about another lady. So lets assume again, it was a dude, thats gross and I am glad your story telling sucks.Thats it for now. Link to post Share on other sites
FoxwoodsPro 0 Posted August 27, 2007 Author Share Posted August 27, 2007 Lets assume this is true for a sec.First, you really need some story telling abilities.You said meng, as in a manage o 3, but never said anything about another lady. So lets assume again, it was a dude, thats gross and I am glad your story telling sucks.Thats it for now.that was pretty weak menggand the dirty deed waas done and it was sick............w;lda;lkd;lj;lk;lk;ldlaljk;sexks 24 man pwns a 39 yr old woman weeeeeeeee Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 First time? Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Somewhere out there is a mother fucker in a Delorean trying to prevent your birth. Link to post Share on other sites
damien 0 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 marty!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Somewhere out there is a mother fucker in a Delorean trying to prevent your birth. marty!!!!!!ok that was litteraly fkn hilariouse not often to see a fnny flame DID U SIIHP ???? and u obv used protection im hoping although iv been known to not in drunken nights but iv been very lucky so far thnk god Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Somewhere out there is a mother fucker in a Delorean trying to prevent your birth.That is the funniest shit I have ever read in my life. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 tonight i hooked up with the 108 pound 39 year old......FWP: Excuse me 39 (47) year old bar skank, would you mind stepping around the pile of dirty clothes there and kindly step on the scale?Old Bar Skank: Baby, don't worry about it, I weigh 108.FWP: SeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkksssssssssssssOBS: You have any more booze? Link to post Share on other sites
FoxwoodsBro 0 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Whheeee...shp iiiiiiitttt!!!!\Ur secret is safe with ME i WOn't tell the real story as long as U Keep te PPOAkah lessins coming.....wheeeee!Big bro for prez!!!! wheeee! Link to post Share on other sites
fitzinabox 0 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 lol hi foxwoods BRO Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Somewhere out there is a mother fucker in a Delorean trying to prevent your birth. That is the funniest shit I have ever read in my life.i agree 317% Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Lets assume this is true for a sec.First, you really need some story telling abilities.You said meng, as in a manage o 3, but never said anything about another lady. So lets assume again, it was a dude, thats gross and I am glad your story telling sucks.Thats it for now.I think he meant it as in 'man', not a threesome.I love how in the locked thread she told him to take pictures of her, but his cell died.Jackass, party of one, your table is ready. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Douchebag, party of one, your table is ready. and Your RetardedFYP Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Its just so sad. So very sad. Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Great score. Do you think she'll be up for Conjugal Visit Sex when you go to prison? Link to post Share on other sites
FoxwoodsBro 0 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 lol hi foxwoods BROHiiiiil....wheeee....thxI sceen some of uR old posts...U R a chick U want me...LOLOLOLOL score like bro!Just cuz IM Younger means IM still hotter than big BRO LLOLOLOLseriiously we look almost identical peeple instantly know we R brothers...i <3 hotChick-aments! Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Somewhere out there is a mother fucker in a Delorean trying to prevent your birth. Link to post Share on other sites
foxwoodsho 0 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 It's all true but he went limp a whole lot.he likes to limp pots see...and run away when we ain't yet finished.Call me! Link to post Share on other sites
DoinSublime 0 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 FWP: Excuse me 39 (47) year old bar skank, would you mind stepping around the pile of dirty clothes there and kindly step on the scale?Old Bar Skank: Baby, don't worry about it, I weigh 108.FWP: SeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkksssssssssssssOBS: You have any more booze?This needs some love. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 I don't understand the weight thing? Is this some strange obsession? How do you know she weighs 108, are you looking at her ID after the roofy coloda to make sure you can pick her up and get her in the car? Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...?showuser=29233this should be interesting in a not so much all that interesting sort of way. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 It's all true but he went limp a whole lot.he likes to limp pots see...and run away when we ain't yet finished.Call me!Your avatar is misleading.... why don't you use a real photo? Here's one of you a couple years ago: Link to post Share on other sites
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