chrozzo 19 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 PokerStars Game #11660326425: Tournament #59159723, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/08/24 - 02:39:48 (ET)Table '59159723 20' 9-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: RYNALDO31 (6408 in chips) Seat 2: jwb15 (2645 in chips) Seat 3: Scoobysam (2685 in chips) Seat 4: MuckYouBia's (728 in chips) Seat 6: zackariah (1985 in chips) Seat 7: MadProfsser (2450 in chips) Seat 8: chrozzo (867 in chips) Seat 9: kagger456 (2680 in chips) jwb15: posts small blind 25Scoobysam: posts big blind 50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to chrozzo [Kc Qc]MuckYouBia's: folds zackariah: folds MadProfsser: folds chrozzo: raises 200 to 250Zooropa2u is connected kagger456: folds RYNALDO31: calls 250jwb15: folds Scoobysam: calls 200*** FLOP *** [Ks Tc Jc]Scoobysam: checks chrozzo: bets 150RYNALDO31: calls 150Scoobysam: calls 150*** TURN *** [Ks Tc Jc] [Ac]Scoobysam: checks chrozzo: checks RYNALDO31: bets 150Scoobysam: calls 150chrozzo: calls 150*** RIVER *** [Ks Tc Jc Ac] [5h]Scoobysam: checks Zooropa2u has returnedchrozzo has timed outchrozzo: folds chrozzo is sitting outchrozzo has returnedi was drunk and i was waitng for ppl to seee this shit...my 15th onewhaever...only a small tourney...my 15th royal i 2 yrs weeeeeeeeeeeeRYNALDO31: bets 400Scoobysam: calls 400*** SHOW DOWN ***RYNALDO31: shows [8c Ad] (a pair of Aces)Scoobysam: shows [Qd Td] (a straight, Ten to Ace)Scoobysam collected 2475 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2475 | Rake 0 Board [Ks Tc Jc Ac 5h]Seat 1: RYNALDO31 (button) showed [8c Ad] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 2: jwb15 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 3: Scoobysam (big blind) showed [Qd Td] and won (2475) with a straight, Ten to AceSeat 4: MuckYouBia's folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: zackariah folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: MadProfsser folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: chrozzo folded on the RiverSeat 9: kagger456 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
taylorhb0 0 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I've been playing for about that long and haven't even hit a straight flush. =/ Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 that's pretty funny. although I believe it's spelled flsuh. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 ouchdrink up Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 You timed out, holding a royal flush, lolz.I guess you could be the best online player alive, but we'd never know because you spend far too much time collapsed on your keyboard. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I've been playing for about that long and haven't even hit a straight flush. =/play some omaha 8 play chips on PS.. Link to post Share on other sites
onlyme386 0 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 chroZZo: search me chroZZo: now chroZZo: st fluch chroZZo: there/ OnLyMe386: yes OnLyMe386: what's up? OnLyMe386: call <---- WAS THIS NOT OBVIOUS???? chroZZo: ctrl at prt scrn right? OnLyMe386: LOL chroZZo: OMFG chroZZo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 You timed out, holding a royal flush, lolz.I guess you could be the best online player alive, but we'd never know because you spend far too much time collapsed on your keyboard.u winweeeeeeechroZZo: search me chroZZo: now chroZZo: st fluch chroZZo: there/ OnLyMe386: yes OnLyMe386: what's up? OnLyMe386: call <---- WAS THIS NOT OBVIOUS???? chroZZo: ctrl at prt scrn right? OnLyMe386: LOL chroZZo: OMFG chroZZo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOexactlyu how i t weni hkntlol Link to post Share on other sites
sloshr 0 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I have a friend that lost with a royal. The game was crazy pineapple. He flopped a royal flush and was so excited he forgot to discard a card. At the showdown, he had 3 cards and his hand was declared dead. Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Drunken buffoon, why do we you so? Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 chrosso, congrats on the 10k posts Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 that's pretty funny. although I believe it's spelled flsuh.e-val, big time. Link to post Share on other sites
kobe2odom8 14 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 this is a fu nny post, i love how positive you are about missing your royal. Keep drinking and keep making royal flushes. PS what limits do you play when drunk Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 PS what limits do you play when drunk.5 brazillion/1 brazillionSHIP IT HOLLA! Link to post Share on other sites
starfit 0 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 The only royal flush I've had was in razz. (OBP) Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 good fold. other guy prolly had a higher str8 flush. Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 you are such a failure Link to post Share on other sites
JeremyG 0 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Which is why I don't play online anymore.15 ROYALS?!?!? IN 2 years?I've played live poker for 13 years and had ONE royal, and probably 5 straight flushes (only 2 that I used both cards).Online I played SPARINGLY for about 8 months and had FOUR ROYALS and more straight flushes than I can remember.But no, online poker isn't rigged. Link to post Share on other sites
onlyme386 0 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Which is why I don't play online anymore.15 ROYALS?!?!? IN 2 years?I've played live poker for 13 years and had ONE royal, and probably 5 straight flushes (only 2 that I used both cards).Online I played SPARINGLY for about 8 months and had FOUR ROYALS and more straight flushes than I can remember.But no, you dont see a TON more hands playing online, even low volume. not at all.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 The only royal flush I've had was in razz. (OBP)minor e-valWhich is why I don't play online anymore.15 ROYALS?!?!? IN 2 years?I've played live poker for 13 years and had ONE royal, and probably 5 straight flushes (only 2 that I used both cards).Online I played SPARINGLY for about 8 months and had FOUR ROYALS and more straight flushes than I can remember.But no, online poker isn't rigged.I was gonna say something, but please read the FYP below(above). FYP Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 FYPI hear you like a good time. Let me know, I can fulfill all your fantasies. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I hear you like a good time. Let me know, I can fulfill all your fantasies.Vote for Pedro and all your wildest dreams will come true. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Vote for Pedro and all your wildest dreams will come true.I caught you a delicious bass. Link to post Share on other sites
Orcasgt22 0 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 A guy in seat 10 at my table once held his cards up so I could see them while making disicion, he had the nut st8 flush, 7 high with 4 hearts out their and almost folded, didn't even realize he had the st8 flush. Link to post Share on other sites
JeremyG 0 Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Don't be "FYP" on my post unless you know what's up.I've played probably 10x more hands LIVE than I have ONLINE. That's HANDS, not "time" or anything like that. So don't use the age-old excuse that you see more hands.Bottom line, BIG BIG hands like straight flushes, quads and royals happen MUCH MUCH MUCH more often (on a per-hand basis!) online. You guys can deny the truth all you want, but it's still the truth.Then again, what does it matter to you, most of you are 17 year olds playing .05/.10 limit poker... 90% of you haven't ever set foot in a casino or played anything higher than 2/4 limit. Link to post Share on other sites
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