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This is my single favorite world series clip and episode ever. Ty for linking me back to that. I still quote "he called me w/ jack high" to this day.
ywi saw it a month ago and it was fresh in my mind, dude was classssssssic
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ywi saw it a month ago and it was fresh in my mind, dude was classssssssic
He called me with jack highStage #1511827840: Holdem No Limit $0.50 - 2009-07-02 22:08:47 (ET)Table: PARAMOUNT (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealerSeat 1 - SEXUAL NINJA ($17.70 in chips)Seat 2 - HOFFKARL ($50.65 in chips)Seat 3 - I_IS_SMARTER ($19.22 in chips)Seat 4 - NOOTERBEE ($114.70 in chips)Seat 5 - TRFIC13 ($20 in chips)Seat 6 - BIGDADDYRAZE ($36.02 in chips)HOFFKARL - Posts small blind $0.25I_IS_SMARTER - Posts big blind $0.50TRFIC13 - sitout (wait for BB)*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to I_IS_SMARTER [5d 8c]NOOTERBEE - FoldsBIGDADDYRAZE - FoldsSEXUAL NINJA - FoldsHOFFKARL - Calls $0.25I_IS_SMARTER - Checks*** FLOP *** [Ah Ad As]HOFFKARL - ChecksI_IS_SMARTER - Checks*** TURN *** [Ah Ad As] [5c]HOFFKARL - ChecksI_IS_SMARTER - Bets $1.50HOFFKARL - Calls $1.50*** RIVER *** [Ah Ad As 5c] [2s]HOFFKARL - ChecksI_IS_SMARTER - Bets $2HOFFKARL - Calls $2*** SHOW DOWN ***I_IS_SMARTER - Shows [5d 8c] (Full house, aces full of fives)HOFFKARL - MucksI_IS_SMARTER Collects $7.10 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($8) | Rake ($0.40) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [Ah Ad As 5c 2s]Seat 1: SEXUAL NINJA (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 2: HOFFKARL (small blind) HI: [Mucked] [10d Js]Seat 3: I_IS_SMARTER (big blind) won Total ($7.10) HI:($7.10) with Full house, aces full of fives [5d 8c - B:As,B:Ah,B:Ad,P:5d,B:5c]Seat 4: NOOTERBEE Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 6: BIGDADDYRAZE Folded on the POCKET CARDS
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I hope I start winning money at some point this month!
I second that. I started out fine on the first... but have lost 10BI to preflop coolers and am running -10BI (maybe more now) in allin pots. I've had to drop down 2 levels.
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The hand that set it up...PokerStars Game #30237767525: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/07/08 15:09:48 ETTable 'Kevola IV' 2-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: Bernabus ($47.20 in chips) Seat 2: PICARDINIO ($69.70 in chips) PICARDINIO: posts small blind $0.25Bernabus: posts big blind $0.50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Bernabus [7h Qd]PICARDINIO: raises $1 to $1.50Bernabus: calls $1*** FLOP *** [8d Kd 7s]Bernabus: checks PICARDINIO: bets $1.50Bernabus: calls $1.50*** TURN *** [8d Kd 7s] [6c]Bernabus: checks PICARDINIO: bets $2.50Bernabus: calls $2.50*** RIVER *** [8d Kd 7s 6c] [5h]Bernabus: checks PICARDINIO: bets $10Bernabus: raises $10 to $20PICARDINIO: folds Uncalled bet ($10) returned to BernabusBernabus collected $30.50 from potBernabus: shows [7h Qd] (a pair of Sevens)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $31 | Rake $0.50 Board [8d Kd 7s 6c 5h]Seat 1: Bernabus (big blind) collected ($30.50)Seat 2: PICARDINIO (button) (small blind) folded on the RiverI was 100% sure he couldnt call. He didnt. whew.He then started making all in overbets about 4/5 times after this. I told him "one of these times". This was one of those times. I LOL'd the most in a while.PokerStars Game #30237884865: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/07/08 15:12:40 ETTable 'Kevola IV' 2-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: Bernabus ($59.45 in chips) Seat 2: PICARDINIO ($55.65 in chips) Bernabus: posts small blind $0.25PICARDINIO: posts big blind $0.50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Bernabus [Jd Kc]Bernabus: raises $0.90 to $1.40PICARDINIO: calls $0.90*** FLOP *** [Td 9s 8h]PICARDINIO: checks Bernabus: bets $1.95PICARDINIO: raises $5.05 to $7Bernabus: calls $5.05*** TURN *** [Td 9s 8h] [Qc]PICARDINIO: bets $8.50Bernabus: raises $8.50 to $17PICARDINIO: raises $30.25 to $47.25 and is all-inBernabus: calls $30.25*** RIVER *** [Td 9s 8h Qc] [4c]*** SHOW DOWN ***PICARDINIO: shows [2c 2s] (a pair of Deuces)Bernabus: shows [Jd Kc] (a straight, Nine to King)Bernabus collected $110.80 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $111.30 | Rake $0.50 Board [Td 9s 8h Qc 4c]Seat 1: Bernabus (button) (small blind) showed [Jd Kc] and won ($110.80) with a straight, Nine to KingSeat 2: PICARDINIO (big blind) showed [2c 2s] and lost with a pair of Deuces

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Maybe that's the sound of his yawn?
lol.And come on, anytime anyone is makin a bluff, they wet their pants until the opponent folds... or is this just me lol.Whew = happy he folded.Yawn = Yawn
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And come on, anytime anyone is makin a bluff, they wet their pants until the opponent folds... or is this just me lol.
Sometimes, but most of my bluffs have tons of value behind them and are usually semi-bluffs so I don't get that "rush" I used to get during the MoneyMaker years when I convinced myself a 4 steet bluff with 7-2o was a good play
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Example: This guy was a 92/90 the one hand I saw him limp we got to showdown and he had 24o. So he literally never has an A in his range. Kinda sucks that there's two of em and I can rep it with less credibility, but I'm gonna force this guy to make a gigantic call against me.No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (2 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comHero (BB) ($200)SB ($253.40)Preflop: Hero is BB with Qclub.gif, 9spade.gifSB calls $1, Hero bets $8, SB calls $8Flop: ($20) Adiamond.gif, 6club.gif, Aheart.gif(2 players)Hero bets $12, SB calls $12Turn: ($44) 2heart.gif(2 players)Hero bets $24, SB calls $24River: ($92) 10spade.gif(2 players)Hero bets $74, SB calls $74Total pot: $240Results:SB had 6spade.gif, 5diamond.gif (two pair, Aces and sixes).Hero had Qclub.gif, 9spade.gif (one pair, Aces).Outcome: SB won $239.50And he did.

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This is why HU is profitable.No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (2 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comHero (SB) ($501.20)BB ($386.30)Preflop: Hero is SB with 10club.gif, 7club.gifHero bets $5, BB calls $4Flop: ($12) 2club.gif, Kclub.gif, Jdiamond.gif(2 players)BB checks, Hero checksTurn: ($12) 8club.gif(2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $8, BB calls $8River: ($28) Qdiamond.gif(2 players)BB bets $28, Hero raises $487.20 (All-In), BB calls $344.30 (All-In)Total pot: $772.60Results:Hero had 10club.gif, 7club.gif (flush, King high).BB didn't showOutcome: Hero won $887Edit: Villain had K6The fact that his stack was $700 at one point is why HU makes me want to vomit most times.

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I barrel three streets with bluffs constantly HU. It sucks and it's always a rush. Especially when there's like a 75% chance if he calls he's going to hit n run!
Yes!! The ol' hit n runners. My favourite type of HU players!
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This is why HU is profitable.No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (2 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comHero (SB) ($501.20)BB ($386.30)Preflop: Hero is SB with 10club.gif, 7club.gifHero bets $5, BB calls $4Flop: ($12) 2club.gif, Kclub.gif, Jdiamond.gif(2 players)BB checks, Hero checksTurn: ($12) 8club.gif(2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $8, BB calls $8River: ($28) Qdiamond.gif(2 players)BB bets $28, Hero raises $487.20 (All-In), BB calls $344.30 (All-In)Total pot: $772.60Results:Hero had 10club.gif, 7club.gif (flush, King high).BB didn't showOutcome: Hero won $887Edit: Villain had K6The fact that his stack was $700 at one point is why HU makes me want to vomit most times.
was the k6 suited?cos if it was suited, then thats ok.EDIT: You guys dont know me yet, and prob think im a noob. Im being sarcastic. Im also only partly a noob
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This guy literally gave me his whole bankroll i think. One of the many fabulous pots i played v him. Figured him for a 10 though.Shame the river was a heart though..PokerStars Game #30285230997: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/07/09 19:56:23 ETTable 'Siebohme' 2-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: Bernabus ($92.80 in chips) Seat 2: niko_bcn ($42.80 in chips) Bernabus: posts small blind $0.25niko_bcn: posts big blind $0.50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Bernabus [Ad 6h]Bernabus: raises $1.50 to $2niko_bcn: calls $1.50*** FLOP *** [7c Th Ah]niko_bcn: bets $2Bernabus: raises $3.95 to $5.95niko_bcn: calls $3.95*** TURN *** [7c Th Ah] [6d]niko_bcn: bets $2Bernabus: raises $7.95 to $9.95niko_bcn: calls $7.95*** RIVER *** [7c Th Ah 6d] [Kh]niko_bcn: checks Bernabus: bets $4niko_bcn: calls $4*** SHOW DOWN ***Bernabus: shows [Ad 6h] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)niko_bcn: mucks hand Bernabus collected $43.30 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $43.80 | Rake $0.50 Board [7c Th Ah 6d Kh]Seat 1: Bernabus (button) (small blind) showed [Ad 6h] and won ($43.30) with two pair, Aces and SixesSeat 2: niko_bcn (big blind) mucked [2c 2h]

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