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Meh, I don't think that's true. I didn't really pay attention to that hand, so I dunno if you messed it up too bad. My thought process was A10o on button, simo, noneck in sb and bb, fold to me. First thought: NUTS! Second thought: No way I don't get 3-bet. I raise to $1. You make it $4. Third thought: WEEEEEEE Simo's way crazier than noneck Fourth thought: Did he really think I wasn't going to 4-bet him? Donk. I raise to ? ($15-16 I think) Simo's shoves.Fifth thought: DONK! I GOT A10!!!!!!KK v A10Sixth thought: cooler.
FWIW I was 3-betting any pair, any suited cards, 34o+, A9o+, any two broadway cards. I'm probably calling with some other hands too. You were kinda unfortunate to run into a hand.Me:"Yay, kings!" "Yay, kings and everyone thinks I'm a psycho!""Yay, he's raised and he's not going to fold to a 3-bet.""Yay, he's 4-bet and he's not going to fold to a shove""Wait, he's a nit. If he has aces, I'll....oh, ace ten. Cool.""No ace.""No ace!""NO ACE!""Boom.""Yay, kings!"
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FWIW I was 3-betting any pair, any suited cards, 34o+, A9o+, any two broadway cards. I'm probably calling with some other hands too. You were kinda unfortunate to run into a hand.Me:"Yay, kings!" "Yay, kings and everyone thinks I'm a psycho!""Yay, he's raised and he's not going to fold to a 3-bet.""Yay, he's 4-bet and he's not going to fold to a shove""Wait, he's a nit. If he has aces, I'll....oh, ace ten. Cool.""No ace.""No ace!""NO ACE!""Boom.""Yay, kings!"
I love how the "No Ace" escalates just because him rivering the ace is 10x more brutal than him flopping it.
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Biggest pot I ever lost happened ten minutes ago: http://www.pokerhand.org/?2605042The guy was so bad! He consistently donkbet pot turn with air, ran at 81/54/1.55, but with a river aggression of 10. At the beginning of the session, he made four BI off of me and then I crawled back to the point where the above hand happened. WTF FISH, SO TILTEDDid I mention how I'm 7.5 BI below expectation today? I know, BBFIDTS. But wow. SO frustrating.

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Biggest pot I ever lost happened ten minutes ago: http://www.pokerhand.org/?2605042The guy was so bad! He consistently donkbet pot turn with air, ran at 81/54/1.55, but with a river aggression of 10. At the beginning of the session, he made four BI off of me and then I crawled back to the point where the above hand happened. WTF FISH, SO TILTEDDid I mention how I'm 7.5 BI below expectation today? I know, BBFIDTS. But wow. SO frustrating.
I know this guy is bad, but you REALLY should not be playing a 600BB pot with TP 2nd kicker in a 4 bet pot on a monotone board. I don't really know what else to say about this because I know you're feeling bad because you were actually ahead here this time, but that's just too much money going into that pot imo.
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I know this guy is bad, but you REALLY should not be playing a 600BB pot with TP 2nd kicker in a 4 bet pot on a monotone board. I don't really know what else to say about this because I know you're feeling bad because you were actually ahead here this time, but that's just too much money going into that pot imo.
I know, you're right. I was super tilted by this guy. Should I have just folded the turn or called it? I just don't know what he's repping there besides a two pair or flopped flush played really tricky.
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So I go to the coffee shop, and I get up to order and decided I didn't want anymore coffee because I think it is going to give myself an ulcer. So I ask myself WWSD (what would Simo do?) So I go with Earl Grey because that is what Capitan Picard drank and he is the only noteworthy Brit that I happen to know his favorite tea choice. I asked the guy at the counter he said go with some honey, which I did. I must admit this is one tasty hot beverage.Cheers.

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So I go to the coffee shop, and I get up to order and decided I didn't want anymore coffee because I think it is going to give myself an ulcer. So I ask myself WWSD (what would Simo do?) So I go with Earl Grey because that is what Capitan Picard drank and he is the only noteworthy Brit that I happen to know his favorite tea choice. I asked the guy at the counter he said go with some honey, which I did. I must admit this is one tasty hot beverage.Cheers.
My last cup of tea was at least 3 years ago. I've never understood the fascination myself.I much prefer scotch./shrug
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My last cup of tea was at least 3 years ago. I've never understood the fascination myself.I much prefer scotch./shrug
A cup of tea just isn't your cup of tea?
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My last cup of tea was at least 3 years ago. I've never understood the fascination myself.I much prefer scotch./shrug
:club: Tea is the tits, solves every problem ever. I worked with a Sri Lankan dude who had his family send over loads of tea. Hard to go back to British after drinking that. I compare it to going from heroin to tylenol, just not going to cut it you know?
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Dealt to SIMO123 [3c Jh] UUUUP - FoldsSIMO123 - Raises $0.85 to $0.85ILOVESTAKE - Raises $3 to $3NASTYMRPIKE - FoldsHOCKEYICON - FoldsSIMO123 - Calls $2.15*** FLOP *** [Qc 2s 5d]SIMO123 - ChecksILOVESTAKE - Bets $4.50SIMO123 - Raises $14.50 to $14.50ILOVESTAKE - FoldsSIMO123 - returned ($10) : not calledStandard? :club:
if this on absolute, send me a PM of when you all are going to play again and I'll get involved.
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if this on absolute, send me a PM of when you all are going to play again and I'll get involved.
Will you tell us your name? :)I'd be down for some fun whenever, I'd like to play when I'm aware of what's going on and just 1 tabling you guys for total domination. It was on Abs.
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Nothing sucks more than losing a bunch to a super-nit that doesn't play big ones without big hands.Seat 6 - NAISMITH'SBUDDYONSHAREDROLL ($393.10 in chips)Seat 4 - NITTYNITTYNITNITNIT ($330.50 in chips)NAISMITH'SBUDDYONSHAREDROLL - Posts small blind $1NITTYNITTYNITNITNIT - Posts big blind $2*** POCKET CARDS ***NAISMITH'SBUDDYONSHAREDROLL - Raises $5 to $6NITTYNITTYNITNITNIT - Raises $16 to $18NAISMITH'SBUDDYONSHAREDROLL - Raises $52 to $58NITTYNITTYNITNITNIT - Calls $40*** FLOP *** [8d 3c 2h]NITTYNITTYNITNITNIT - ChecksNAISMITH'SBUDDYONSHAREDROLL - Bets $90NITTYNITTYNITNITNIT - Calls $90*** TURN *** [8d 3c 2h] [9s]NITTYNITTYNITNITNIT - ChecksNAISMITH'SBUDDYONSHAREDROLL - All-In $245.10NITTYNITTYNITNITNIT - All-In $182.50NAISMITH'SBUDDYONSHAREDROLL - returned ($62.60) : not called*** RIVER *** [8d 3c 2h 9s] [2s]*** SHOW DOWN ***NITTYNITTYNITNITNIT - Shows [Ad Ks] (One pair, twos) NAISMITH'SBUDDYONSHAREDROLL - Shows [Qd Qs] (Two Pair, queens and twos) NAISMITH'SBUDDYONSHAREDROLL Collects $660.50 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($661) | Rake ($0.50)Board [8d 3c 2h 9s 2s]Seat 4: NITTYNITTYNITNITNIT (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, twos [Ad Ks - B:2s,B:2h,P:Ad,P:Ks,B:9s] Seat 6: NAISMITH'SBUDDYONSHAREDROLL (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($660.50) All-In HI:($660.50) with Two Pair, queens and twos [Qd Qs - P:Qs,P:Qd,B:2s,B:2h,B:9s]

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Nothing sucks more than losing a bunch to a super-nit that doesn't play big ones without big hands.
I played that guy today.
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I played that guy today.
How much did you lose making loose calls on the river before you realized he always had the nuts?
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Will you tell us your name? :)I'd be down for some fun whenever, I'd like to play when I'm aware of what's going on and just 1 tabling you guys for total domination. It was on Abs.
MTMikeSitting on Suffolk right now with about $600About $100 of it is mine.
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