krup24 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Mother of the Yearanother great story...kinda depressingany midget stories to lighten the mood? Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Author Share Posted August 31, 2007 Online Daters are easymaybe I have to give Match.com a try? Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Mother of the Yearanother great story...I found a story on MSN yesterday where 2 guys got charged with DUI. One was the driver, he had no legs. The other one was on the floor working the gas and brake. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Author Share Posted August 31, 2007 I found a story on MSN yesterday where 2 guys got charged with DUI. One was the driver, he had no legs. The other one was on the floor working the gas and brake. Farkif you don't know about it, fark is a great waste of time site. Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Pick your roommate carefully.http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=63829EDIT: Not smart enough to figure out how to post a link. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Author Share Posted August 31, 2007 Pick your roommate carefully.links broke Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 STOP TALKING ABOUT POKER HANDS IN THIS THREAD. POKER SUCKS. OMFG.my last 10 days.but the question is...how much did i lose?- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Author Share Posted August 31, 2007 my last 10 days.but the question is...how much did i lose?- JordanHips is this a trick question? Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Hips is this a trick question?no, i'm up a little on the month. tonight when i post my graph in the sept goals thread you'll see how much of a beat this month has been...but it's been a blessing in disguise. i fully believe after a month like this that i'm about as mentally strong and emotionally strong as ever and i'm pretty positive i'm going to have my biggest month ever in september. i'm really stoked.- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 i fully believe after a month like this that i'm about as mentally strong and emotionally strong as ever- JordanGod, I wish I logged my instant messages. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 my brain hurts after reading the insane thread, I think I'd rather be at work right now. Link to post Share on other sites
tskillz187 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 This thread was taking a turn for the wrong direction with all that pot odds nonsense. Glad we just started chucking links up.Jordan stop being insane, as soon as I don't care about a few hundred bucks ($600 or so?) I'd like to play you heads up at 1-2nl for a few buyins if you'd like to educate me on the felt Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Author Share Posted August 31, 2007 This thread was taking a turn for the wrong direction with all that pot odds nonsense. Glad we just started chucking links up.Jordan stop being insane, as soon as I don't care about a few hundred bucks ($600 or so?) I'd like to play you heads up at 1-2nl for a few buyins if you'd like to educate me on the felt what can I do for the next two hours to keep myself from going insane? Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 God, I wish I logged my instant messages. no shit..i was a mess about 1/2 way thru month but i really feel a lot better after going thru those sick swings...i wanted to break windows tho for a while.- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 This thread was taking a turn for the wrong direction with all that pot odds nonsense. Glad we just started chucking links up.Jordan stop being insane, as soon as I don't care about a few hundred bucks ($600 or so?) I'd like to play you heads up at 1-2nl for a few buyins if you'd like to educate me on the felt haha, i think everyone from fcp i've played has beaten me except nakedcowboy, cuz he is unlucky. i usually start shoving like anything and everything post flop for the hell of it. but if u wanted to paly for real i'd be down.- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 haha, i think everyone from fcp i've played has beaten me except nakedcowboy, cuz he is unlucky. i usually start shoving like anything and everything post flop for the hell of it. but if u wanted to paly for real i'd be down.- JordanThat is how you play for real. Link to post Share on other sites
NoBBiR 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 what can I do for the next two hours to keep myself from going insane?The answer to this question is porn. Always porn. Link to post Share on other sites
Lavitz 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 haha, i think everyone from fcp i've played has beaten me except nakedcowboy, cuz he is unlucky. i usually start shoving like anything and everything post flop for the hell of it. but if u wanted to paly for real i'd be down.- JordanI tried playing you once but you sat out cause you we're waiting for some fish to come back or something. You'd probably smoke me, my HU game is so rusty/weak right now. I've only played like 4 or 5 heads up sessions all month. Link to post Share on other sites
NoBBiR 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Pick your roommate carefully.http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=63829EDIT: Not smart enough to figure out how to post a link.The picture at the top of the plate and silverware looks like its from clipart or like the first picture off of google image search. Where's the ACTUAL plate that the dude ate his roomates brain?!?!? IS IT SO WRONG TO WANT TO SEE A BRAIN ON A FINE CHINA PLATE? Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Author Share Posted August 31, 2007 So I typed Santa rape into google and look what I found.Ultimate Warrior had a comic book. I found this in his wiki page.Comic bookBeginning in May 1996, Warrior began writing with Jim Callahan and The Sharp Brothers illustrating a comic book entitled ‎WARRIOR, featuring himself as the main character. The comics sold well in the first two months of their distribution, before sales plummeted and the comic was taken out of circulation in early 1997. The initial success of the comic and its ultimate failure are often attributed to the same things.As a comic book, fans argued that WARRIOR was a failure: there were virtually no characters other than Warrior, little action, and considerably more text than the average comic (in the first issue, at least one entire page is nothing but text, with a small picture of Warrior in the corner).The comic's most enduring issue, and the one which has received the most ridicule and is now worth the most money, is one of the final issues, which breaks away from the main storyline into a Christmas tale. The plot of the comic is hard to decipher, as it contains no dialogue, monologue, or text boxes. Inexplicably, Warrior attacks the North Pole, usurps Santa Claus' authority over the elves, and in the final frame, which gained the comic its enduring popularity, a sweaty Warrior forces Santa into bondage gear and poses beside him. The apparent sexual undertones, lack of an actual plot, and non-sequitur nature (nothing from the previous issue served to segue into the Santa attack issue) gained the comic cult popularity, especially on the internet. Though nothing sexually explicit is depicted in the comic, some fans have come to describe it as the "santa rape" issue; more commonly, it is referred to as "the one where Warrior puts Santa in bondage".According to Warrior, six issues of the WARRIOR comic book were created, as well as a "Warrior Graphic Novel that revealed the story behind the creation of Warrior’s Comic Book Universe". However, only the first four issues of the comic were actually produced. Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Acid, don't introduce frustrating threads to this area of tranquility. Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites
Acid_Knight 2 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Acid, don't introduce frustrating threads to this area of tranquility. Thank you.Yeah, that's like getting drunk and kicked out of the IP poker room, right?But seriously, he's trying to argue AGAINST the Fundamental Theorem of Poker. Last time I looked, Royal wans't published. Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I'd just like to reiterate that it was Zach, beloved forum leader Zach, that got drunk and got us kicked out of the IP poker room (plus casino, plus hotel, plus entire property). I assure you, I was just drunk!Good times. I'm about to head out to my new career. 100 dollar SnGs versus 200-years olds. Good luck to me. Link to post Share on other sites
Acid_Knight 2 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I'd just like to reiterate that it was Zach, beloved forum leader Zach, that got drunk and got us kicked out of the IP poker room (plus casino, plus hotel, plus entire property). I assure you, I was just drunk!Good times. I'm about to head out to my new career. 100 dollar SnGs versus 200-years olds. Good luck to me.Let me guess. $100+30?bend over. Link to post Share on other sites
tskillz187 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Let me guess. $100+30?bend over.AND 15 minute blinds!!!!Royal's not published? Link to post Share on other sites
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